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[vraska-theunseen]

scary philadelphia

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean

[srdcovka]

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

[spiribia]

HIJK is not my personal favorite part of the alphabet song but i appreciate the artistry. it is the sort of labored uphill climb that lends itself to the free downhill spillage of LMNOP. each letter is like an effortful punctuation of an iron pick into the mountain side as you hoist your way up. you can almost hear the shrill of each strike chafing

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[pjackk]

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

[human-pet-they]

[fishpondfish]

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

[transcmd]

they need to stop making hockey romance tv shows theres already a hockey romance tv show its been going for 74 years and its called the national hockey league its really bad dont watch it

[vraska-theunseen]

sonia if you're reading this this bathroom is mc esheresque. im in the backrooms right now

[orbsteeb]

its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.

it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey

dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime

[outofcontextdiscord]

[not-a-spy-garak]

[4-murasame]

a collection of some of my favourite postjackks... undeniably he did not deserve to live but i loved him anyway

[tlirsgender]

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

[c3rvida3]

One nip at night, Bruce's delight...

Two nips at noon, Kyle's in Dune (1984)...