i'm a lizard baby, so why don't you kill me?

I'm Retro, your friendly neighborhood ojicon. Agender, they/them. Occasionally I draw things.

[largishcat]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toast-potent]

i don’t need to say it

[bingomann]

don’t say anything. just reblog this if you’re thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture

[theehorsepusssy]

[imasheritageposts]

hi, just telling you there's an imas overseas fans survey https://survey.bandainamcoent.co.jp/jfe/form/SV_ea046x7b3UnnOsu

way ahead of you

the link to the survey if people would like to fill it out!

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[json-derulo]

the real question isn't "how is the surgeon the boy's parent when we know his father died in the car wreck" (answer: the surgeon was a woman #feminism). what we should really be asking is, "how is the surgeon?" how will this newly widowed single mother juggle her very demanding job, her son's grief (assuming he survives the surgery), and her own grief? after losing her husband so tragically, will she ever be able to open her heart to someone else and try again? how long will that take? is she fruity at all? can i have her number? the car accident wasn't my fault btw

[faemorrigan]

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

[faemorrigan]

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[perplexi]

after work cuddle for a busy olly💖

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[depsidase]

[yusei-vs-the-blank-canvas]

Favorite reoccurring gag 10/10 no notes

[thethreemustyfears]

[sometiktoksarevalid]