[wholeheartedsuggestions]

current goal: make it through the week

long term goal: make it through all the weeks

[raicchu-deactivated20180719]

[contemplativefantasizing]

me: *lays down in my bed*

my entire body: YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[officialinternet]

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[contemplativefantasizing]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[blackfairypresident]

if shitposting isnt a coping mechanism for the ages then what is

[mathurbator]

me: *laughs at something*

me: ok back to suffering

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

anyone here ever got their tie caught in the sawmill conveyor belt & been dragged towards giant blade? need advice. time is a factor

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

[shezmycollar-deactivated2017071]

this is oddly specific are you ok

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

did i miss something

[yvaeltel]

me: i want to die

me: oh no what if my friends get worried

me: i want to die™

me: that’s better ,, now it’s ‘ironic’

[overblush]

[dietnestea-deactivated20181214]

expose this dogs location im stealing it

[justbadpuns]

If you get sick at the airport it could be a terminal illness

[fuks]