bimbo rights

hi I'm beans and I'm dead in the berenstein universe

[mathurbator]

Mama the post you made in 2015 behind you

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[sliversoakley4]

[tentacleteapot]

can I fucking help you, my liege

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[original-character-chaos]

These ain't staying in the tags

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[5bi5]

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

[webkinzcat]

[diet-drpenis]

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[i-am-venomancer]

And his twin, Bèng-yè (Boom! Lots of fish)

[dragonroar87]

legendary dashboard pull

[bubblegum-gf]

from the term “disc jockey,” more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit