bimbo rights

hi I'm beans and I'm dead in the berenstein universe

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

[kittydealer]

u/lucioux

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) classic tabby with low white spotting

[enba-and-luka]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

i bet that mario and luigi dont get pussy

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

And? Do you?

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

we’re not talking about me right now

[mathurbator]

Mama the post you made in 2015 behind you

[997]

[swiminjello]

ooo…. lady gagita

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[sliversoakley4]