Contraband Kisses

I love Steven Universe and Gravity Falls. Poly af. 21/she pronouns

[labyrinthheaven]

Some 20s lingo

[contrabandkiss]

I've waited literally 15 years for this moment.what a screwy time to be alive

[contrabandkiss]

Lost Lands Giveaway 2019

Win a pair of VIP tickets to Lost Lands 2019 + $500 Store Credit to iHeartRaves!

Enter to win Lost Lands tickets + $500 to iHeartRaves.com and help me get more chances to win too :)

[happymansgay]

step one: 

artemis fowl movie:

failed step one

[sneakyfeets]

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

[ghirahimbo]

The casting call described him as what now

[sneakyfeets]

[bumbleshark]

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

[bananonbinary]

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

[bananonbinary]

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

[luvkirby4ever]

He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.

[pearlmother-deactivated20210331]

more like moNAHgamy amirite

[babyanimalgifs]

[connversefangirl-blog]

Visit Original Link

I guess I’ll have to face That in this awful place I shouldn’t show a trace of doubt

But pulled against the grain I feel a little pain That I would rather do without

I rather be free, free, free

I rather be free, free, free

Free, free, free… from here

[rubyandmoon-blog]

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[howtotrainyourdragon]

The wait is over! Have you started Season 4 yet?

[contrabandkiss]

Finished it the day it came out, when's the next season lol

[kink-humor-deactivated20170115]

not the nintendo dom

not even the nintendo sub

it is, the 

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

Life is far too short to take seriously.

[jaxblade]

Give em the ol razzle dazzle

[sixpenceee]

So according to the story posted on reddit, the person who called this number experienced some very traumatizing things. Basically it’s a number that asks you if you would like to “remodel” and basically kills the person you choose to “remodel”. 

At the end the guy himself was scheduled for “remodeled” 

I thought it was some sort of stupid, urban legend someone made up to get attention but then I read through the comments, and the people who actually called the number faced the same thing. 

I’m going to remain skeptical and say it’s just a plumbing/electric company and people are just hyping it up. 

But I can’t know for sure. Nor do I have the guts to actually call the number.

Are you guys brave enough? 

[trashboxnox-deactivated20161206]

Now i know what to give an asshole if they ask for my number

[sixpenceee]

^THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE TO MY POST.

R.I.P SIXPENCEEE BECAUSE I JUST DIED 

but in all seriousness, here are some testimonials thus far people have given me

[sixpenceee]

If you call this number you will hear exactly as the story says, that’s a guarantee.

But like I said in the beginning of the post I’m pretty sure it’s just a set up, so don’t worry guys.

Never the less, this really scared me. 

[sixpenceee]

DAMN for a joke, this guy put SO much effort into it. 10/10, best horror prank ever. 

Also I found out the original writer has a tumblr

Send him some love for this perfect creepiness. 

[sixpenceee]

Alnwick Poison Gardens. The gardens were established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland who’s affinity for the apothecary gardens inspired the collection of nearly 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants.

[puniper]

‘what do you even talk about with people online so much?’

[bigtaurusteas]

Generation VII will focus more on alchemy.

Also, Magearna is the artificial Pokemon. A homunculus is an artificial human, and a main subject in alchemy. Magearna is a homunculus. Fight me.

[contrabandkiss]

The Evolution of Dean Winchester:  A Season-by-Season Summary

Season 1: Dad's missing and he hasn't been back in a few days.

Season 2: Jeez, now both my parents are dead. There's no WAY my life could get any more depressing than this.

Season 3: Whelp, I'm literally going to hell.

Season 4: I'm not gay for this angel I'm not gay for this angel I'm not gay for this angel

Season 5: I am most definitely gay for this angel.

Season 6: I seriously wanna fuck this angel.

Season 7: OKAY, FUCK THIS ANGEL. And not even in the good way.

Season 8: CAS BABY I'M SO SORRY LET ME CUDDLE YOU AND TOUCH YOUR SCRUFF AND PROTECT YOU FROM THE MONSTERS OMG I'M NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO AGAIN

Season 9: Whelp, lost Cas again. And Sammy's possessed. And I've got the mark of Cain.

Season 10: Aaaand now I'm a demon. Fuck my life.

Season 11: My boyfriend's creepy aunt won't stop hitting on me, AND he's possessed by Satan. Seriously, fuck my life.