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Sky | they/them | Ko-fi graduated to CANON batfam hell. no one is sure how we got here. also: i don't have the memory to tag most triggers (let alone spoilers), and tend to reblog a lot of Adult Discussions, so please be aware that almost everything on this blog is unmarked

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[annabelle--cane]

surely it can't be possible for this high a percentage of tumblr users to have attended smith college

[annabelle--cane]

have you ever been afflicted with a condition known as "being a student at smith college"

yes and I'm suffering from it now

yes but it's in remission (I used to go there and I don't anymore)

no but I'm catching it soon (planning to attend)

no but I have physically been to the campus

no I'm free from this ailment

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

[roswellsoup]

graffiti wall more like gay sex wall . i love people sometimes 💛

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I give it like 6 months until the steampunk jokes stop being ironic

[foxgirlmindcrank]

You'll realize just how marvelous a contraption can be

[bananonbinary]

you know when youre a kid and someone tells you that if you cut a worm in half you will get 2 worms

its real fucked up that plants actually do work like that

[dysphoria-things]

forcefem and forcemasc are OUT. we’re force-emoing tonight

[dysphoria-things]

reblog to make prev listen to my chemical romance and wear black ripped jeans and bad eyeliner. key word here is make. you WILL be emo

[del3141]

i was force-emo'd as a kid actually. when i was a young boy, my fa-

[wifegideonnav]

remember kids if someone’s trying to get you to do something with money and they get agitated when you want to slow down and google stuff to confirm, that’s a scam

[wifegideonnav]

anyway do you want to see the funniest email ive ever received

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[un-javi]

[princess-of-phyresis]

you are not required to exploit sweatshop labour to produce merchandise in order to participate in society though are you? most people don't.

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[challahbeloved]

[charlesoberonn]

The funniest part is getting all of the authentic clothes and prayer books and hanukkiah for everything else, but getting huge ass scissors for the last part.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

neurodivergent ppl with a diagnosis, was it hard to get?

yes

kinda?

no

mid getting a diagnosis, it's hard

mid getting a diagnosis, kinda

mid getting a diagnosis, no

the process is too hard/complicated for me to get one

not really thinking about getting a professional diagnosis yet

I'm not sure

i don't need a diagnosis/I'm neurotypical/results

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[kurhanchyk]

i grew found of calling the incorrect usage of greek alphabet "grssk". it's like greek's stupid brother

[peregrynne]

You would LOVE this restaurant then

[kurhanchyk]

oh my god it's THE grssk

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)