the fig wasp thing is a hoax

Fig | 25 | it/its I write smut sometimes. I will block ageless blogs

[contrarian1103]

There's like 4 common nsfw ao3 tags I regularly read but have no idea what they mean. At this point its like a little game for me.

[contrarian1103]

Guys I gave someone on a dating app my ao3 handle so if they find their way here you have to be so normal and act like I'm super cool okay? Thanks ily

[jibbingjibberish]

concept inspired by a discussion with @contrarian1103 but neither of us want to actually write it so yall can have it. rpf real ass guy martyn getting sucked into the datastream and encountering ds tyn in his early 20's and dstyn is such a fucking brat that rpftyn punishes him (probs via spanking) and then fucks him about it

[jibbingjibberish]

sucking etho's clit and gagging on it and she goes "roflcopter!"

[contrarian1103]

Happy pride month to me, an intersex person who writes about it. Read my fic with intersex characters. Intersex people face constant erasure in every community. Reminder that AGAB language originated with intersex people as a way for doctors to justify forcible sex assignment surgeries at birth.

[contrarian1103]

Guys I got hired for a new job for morning shifts and they've decided to train me on nights (explodes)

[contrarian1103]

Hm. Depends.

[jibbingjibberish]

@contrarian1103 just tried to ground me from drawing porn. can ya'll believe that

[contrarian1103]

This is what you get when you perpetuate lies about me being your "littlest hater" and "miniscule"

[contrarian1103]

I would post more often but most of my thinking recently has been dedicated to hairy sweaty men

[jibbingjibberish]

jibb's ao3 profile patch notes:

edited jibblets to remove fics over 2k words

added a new collection: bpdtyn! if you want to peruse my fics that strongly feature martyn exhibiting symptoms of borderline personality disorder, or if there's a specific fic that you've been looking for on my account that you think would be in there, here it is!

added a new collection: zines! these are for zines hosted on ao3, not for just works of mine that have been featured in a fandom zine.

added a new collection: cool html/css! this is for fics that feature some cool uses of html/css/formatting!

added a new collection: my personal favorite fics! this is just for fics that i think are my favorite and would be a good place to start with my works!

if you have more suggestions for collections that i should add, let me know, please!

[contrarian1103]

Imagining a beautiful world in which Welsknight has sensitive little tits that chafe on the compression shirts that she wears under her armor. Ren strips her and rubs and sucks on her aching nipples. God bless.

[contrarian1103]

The M in Mumbo stands for Mommy. Happy Mothers Day.

[yurityn]

imagine omega mumbo shoving his fist up his cunt because he needs to knot so bad . think of this

[contrarian1103]

are contrarian1103 and jibbingjibberish dating?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 15

[jibbingjibberish]

Could you spare a mumbo jumbo doodle for a birthday boy (me)?

(full) sorry about it being a little late, but hope u had a good bday :DDDD

[contrarian1103]

Turning 25 is so important. I can now rent a car in USAmerica. To celebrate I'll write a fic about Gem trying so so hard not to piss herself in a rented car with nice plush seats.

[jibbingjibberish]

today's a great day to love trans women. only rivaled by every other day ever <333333333