hi im fagmeister im that ahasbands guy except in Freak Mode
please send me asks i love asks
idrk what to do with this blog!!! kind of just using it to talk about mumbo getting railed but i will probably post fics too when i actually write them
i'm into a lot of kinks (too many to list probably) so i dunno. err on the side of caution if you might not like some things you see here
i'm NOT into many dark kinks (like necro/noncon/incest etc.) and i won't write/post about them but idrc if you're into them because i don't engage with nsfw content on here much i just post it
you can request fics and drawings!!! though i might not actually write/draw them... i'm more likely to do it if it's ahasbands so if you just wanna see a specific kink and don't care what ship i'll do it as them ok...?
also go follow my beautiful partner @wetcatsyuri
here's my ao3 i guess go read my freak shit
kink tags below cut if you wanna search for something specific or mute it
all of them are the name of the kink with a slash at the start. i haven't tagged every bit of content from every post but just the main things people might wanna mute if they dont like it. also i probably missed a tag on a couple posts so if you see that just tell me and i'll fix it
#/age gaps (only between adults)
#/armpits
#/bitching (for my omegaverse bitched mumbo posts)
#/bondage (mostly used for muzzles, but also any kind of restriction on movement, including precarious positions)
#/breathplay (choking n stuff)
#/cbt (used for pain inflicted to any genitals not just cock and balls)
#/cheating, #/cuckolding (used similarly but cheating for when partner is unaware, cuckolding for when partner is aware/present)
#/cockwarming
#/creampies
#/dacryphilia (not used for all posts that contain crying, but ones where it's the focus)
#/degredation
#/denial (chastity, edging, any other kind of sexual denial)
#/dumbification
#/dubcon, #/somno, #/intox, #/cnc (all used similarly, but somno for sleepiness & sleeping, intox for medications, drugs & alcohol)
#/eggs (for eggs, eggpreg, oviposition, w/e)
#/emeto (for gagging, vomit and nausea)
#/erectile dysfunction
#/fearplay (used alongside #/predprey, #/knifeplay, #/gunplay, and potential other fear-arousing topics)
#/feederism (anything involving food, vore, and weight gain)
#/feet
#/free use
#/forcefem (also used for feminization in general that might not necessarily be forced)
#/guilt
#/hate (when they are angry and hate each other)
#/humiliation (accidentally mistagged this as humilation a couple times so if you see that lmk)
#/milking (referring to cum milking not lactation)
#/musk, #/scent (musk for... musky smells. sweat n stuff. scent will accompany it but is also used for pleasant smells, typically omegaverse scenting)
#/omegaverse (for omegaverse as well as anything heat-related (and sometimes knots it depends))
#/overstim
#/petplay (for petplay and general puppiness, may also be used for other animals but i don't really post about them much lol)
#/piercings
#/piss (anything involving piss and holding, not including squirting)
#/praise
#/pregnancy, #/breeding (kinda overlaps but pregnancy used specifically when confirmed pregnancy & sometimes birth is apart of it, breeding used with fantasies as well as actual breeding)
#/rpf (anything involving ccs, not exclusively actual fiction)
#/sadomasochism (this one is probably tagged way less than it should be because i only did it when pain was the main focus & it was clear the pain was being enjoyed)
#/sensory deprivation (mostly for blindfolding)
#/snuff (encompassing gore (anything more than blood and mild cutting), death (and threats), cannibalism)
#/sounding
#/spit
#/virginity
uhh there's probably other ones but if you want anything else tagged/specified just ask i guess
mumbo getting really flustered by bdubs pet names but telling himself to snap out of it because bdubs calls everyone those!!! its not flirting, he does it with everybody!!! (it is flirting)