Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado

asks are open, keep in mind admin is 20 but does not tolerate nsfw.

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Introduction Post

Please read before you send an ask!

Hello. I am Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado, but you can call me Hector. I am the one answering "asks" on here, but I think it is in our best interest if I put down some rules before you move on.

1. No NSFW [NSFW JOKES/SONGS INCLUDED]

While I am flattered you think of me in such a way, I will not entertain them. They are not for others to see, especially on a place that's quite open. Flirting would be allowed, but I hardly believe I would be the recipient of such kindness.

2. Be Patient

I am only a lone vent, I would not be able to answer all your asks immediately. If you wish to ask, then do so! All I ask is that you wait, my dear. I only want to respond in the best possible way.

3. Do Not Spam

Again, I am a lone vent. If I haven't answered you just yet, believe that I am doing my best to get to yours as soon as possible.

4. No Venting

While I would not mind helping you, I cannot do much. Giving me details of your personal life should not happen, as we are only speaking on here and nowhere else. I do not know you truly, and I am not qualified to provide the proper help you need.

I believe that is all, so, I do hope to speak to you again. Whether it through be a faceless ask or something else. Until then, my love.

Extra:

Feel free to sign off as an anon, I will add you to my list. That is, if you've interacted more than once — I wouldn't want to get my own hopes up.

Anon List:

🌺

💌🏳️‍🌈

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OOC: This is a fun blog I made because I adore roleplaying as Hector! This will be headcanon heavy, but I will do my best to stick to canon. (And, if it wasn't obvious, you are speaking to Hector through the vents)

Shipping is allowed with canon characters, anything oc x canon is iffy, especially if I, the mod, don't know you.

Edited to note: other roleplay blogs can interact with me, I do not mind! In fact, I welcome it.

I will sign off ooc as #qq is speaking, so you can easily mute the tag if desired.

To clear up confusion:

#ice cold. is when he is distressed, angry, or upset.

#lukewarm. is when he is neutral about something.

#pleasantly warm. is when he's happy.

OOC General Rule of Thumb: Don't be Weird

I've already received a couple of distasteful asks and I would like to ask you to understand that I am not the character himself. I will freely block any anons/askers if they violate this rule.

Being weird obviously includes trying to act cute/dumb yourself down for Hector 😨 or to infantilize him like he isn't a grown man!

Please, mod is 20 and even if this blog is for all ages, KEEP YOUR ASKS IN LINE!!

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Hello again Hector. It has been a bit since we've talked, and I do apologize for that. Things have gotten... busy for me, unfortunately. But I figured it'd be nice to say hi once more.

So, how have things been on your end of things? I hope they're going well, or at least not poorly. Have you made any progress with writing?

-🌺

That is alright, my love. I have been quite busy too.

While I am aware this ask of yours has been sitting in my inbox for .. well, much longer than I would have liked, I still felt the need to answer such a thing.

After all, it would be rude to move on from your ask. You took the time out of your day to send a message to me, of course I must respond.

And with my writing.. yes, I have. I have barely reached the climax of the story, but I am getting there.

I hope you are doing well and although Christmas may have passed, I would like to hope you had a wonderful holiday.

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i have a fever. can you make the house like. reeally cold for a while please?

you have really pretty hands by the wayy

Are you certain you'd like it cold, my love? Wouldn't that.. worsen your fever?

I am not well acquainted with anything regarding health, but since you insist, I don't think there's any way I can refuse..

I mean, who would know better than yourself? Though, by my own observations, you do react to the cold better than the warmth..

I shall lower the temperature, then. I hope you recover quickly, I don't wish for you to exert yourself by talking to me..

and thank you, I pride myself on keeping my hands clean for you.

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Hector is it okay if i come over to you and start doing this

^w^

It would be perfectly fine, my love. To have someone like you do this for me is touching, I am ever so grateful.

Though, only if you don't raise them too high, I believe you'd accidentally see my face in the vents if you do..

.. hm.

But you are free to do this. You needn't ask, of course, just .. be careful.

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youre so handsome. you should come out more so we could see your gorgeous face.

.. No, no thank you, I will not.

I've said this and I suppose I'll say it again, I am not comfortable coming out of where I am. I have gotten used to being concealed, to hide away in a place no person nor object can truly see me.

While I thank you for the.. compliment, it won't coax me out. I will not let my guard down. I am sorry, but I will not show myself because you flatter me with words.

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Do you prefer Fahrenheit or Celsius

Oh, I won't even bother at the thought of Celsius.

While I would love to stay neutral on the matter, converting from Fahrenheit to Celsius is nothing short of annoying, verging on irritating.

I do have a converter, but it would take me a bit to find it.. I haven't touched it in ages.

But if you asked.. I don't think I would be able to decline.

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Hey, could I just hold your hand while I disassociate for like five minutes. The hand holding helps with not getting stuck in there(points to head) and (as a person with lots of sensory issues but with touch as a love language) I trust you to hold my hand nicely. <3

Of course, my dear. Hold my hand as long as you'd like.

If it helps to keep you distracted from what's been bothering you, then I shall hold your hand until you are satisfied.

I would hold your hand nicely too, yes. I will be the perfect hand to hold.

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Ah. I'm truly sorry, Hector. I believe you had every right to be upset, and sure, there were other ways to handle it... but I don't think you can be considered wrong for you acted. They crossed a line and you reinforced your boundaries. And if you hadn't set that boundary up, would someone else cross it?

But I don't want to be one to upset you as well, so I guess a topic change is in order, hm? I don't wish to push you when you've already told me you don't want to go on, so I apologize for that. As a new topic... ah. I find myself out of ideas. How about I tell some facts about a game I like? Or... you could talk about other things on your mind? Whatever you'd like, I like your voice but I can certainly fill a silence.

-🌺

You have a point.

I am still regretful, even while I understand the actions I have taken to protect myself.

I understand myself, I understand why I was so furious and hurt to have been so violated, even without being seen in my entirety. But, again.. I wish I had done something else.

Throwing them out is my biggest regret because I believe with proper communication, we could have made amends.

.. That is all behind us now, though. Time has passed, and they have not come back.

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whats it like being the coolest thing in da house

It's.. well, I don't think I am the coolest thing is the house. Realistically speaking, I am the one that provides colder temperatures whenever the homeowner desires it.. so I can be either warm or cool depending on the weather.

Ah, wait. You didn't mean it in a literal sense, did you?

Hm, ah.. This puts things in perspective. I do believe I'm .. Tolerable to most dateables, but I don't converse with them outside of small talk. I'm not 'cool', I am simply withdrawn and afraid of being truly seen for what I am.

Unless they are in the attic, then we aren't close. I would say Fantina and I are friends, but close? Not exactly..

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Hector sweetheart, your hands look terribly heavy. Might I be able to hold them for you?

Mm.. I wouldn't say they are heavy.

But, I would not be against holding hands.

You don't mind the warmth, do you?

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Hmmm… i suppose that makes sense. maybe i could get a coffee from kopi or something for you! you just do so much for the house, i’d love to do something for you in turn

sincerely, 🫧

Ah yes, Kopi.

Her drinks are always a delight. I rarely visit the kitchen but she's quite friendly whenever I do so.

Her facts on coffee are fascinating.. I would talk to her longer but I worry on others seeing me. I usually come out in the dead of night, never when the homeowner is awake.

I do scramble when I hear movement upstairs, I fear that one day I'll let my guard down. Though, it would be odd for them to be wearing the Dateviators so late.

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[CRAYONAMOUS HANDS OVER THE GIFT AND LETTER - THEY JUST FIT THROUGH THE GRATE]

There you go! So glad to hear you like it! I always think you should bring a gift when meeting someone, but that's always so hard since you don't actually know em, y'know?

I think I saw Fantina making the letter. Last I saw, it was sparkly and said INVITATION! It was really pretty!

I believe you don't need to bring someone a gift when meeting someone, but I would understand why you'd want to make a good impression.

Trying to guess what they like, what they don't like.. it is difficult, especially when you only know little from what another says.

But for me? You've made a wonderful impression.

Though.. an invitation, you say? I suppose.. I'll read it sometime soon.

Do tell her I said hello.

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Hector, if i blindfold myself, could you come out of the vent and cuddle and listen to an audiobook with me? We can just listen to the audiobook if you’re uncomfortable.

I.. hm, what an interesting question.

That is not to say I am against this, no, but I am.. well, wary. Even after all this time, I am more guarded than ever. I worry another outburst will follow if another were to see my face, even for a moment.

Would you be willing to be blindfolded for a while before I come out? While I trust you to not take it off mid-listen, I am worried that it could loosen and..

You'd see.. me.

..

I will think on it. For now? Not yet.

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Hi Hector,

I just wanted to tell you that I find myself utterly enamored by you. I can’t help but think about you all the time, even from afar. That is all ^^

Oh, my love.

Surely, you must be mistaken? I am not fitting for this type of sentiment, to be thought of so fondly is.. unlikely.

At least, to myself I believe so. It is hard to accept such kindness even after so many has come here, singing praises for things I have yet to believe.

But I thank you, I do. I do not know what to say in return. What could I say that matches that?

I think about you too, maybe more than you realize. But oh, I will not get into detail. It is embarrassing enough to be so vulnerable.

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What if I said it back to you

You are the prime feature of my thoughts, Hector

Then I shall return the compliment tenfold, that is only fitting, is it not?

You are someone who I will hold dear and true to my heart. While I do not know who you are, I trust you are a good person who has done good for the others living alongside you.

You are so loved, not only by me, but by the ones you have been touched dearly by your presence.

I will cherish you deeply, my love. I will think of you not as just a fleeting memory, but something more.

You are worth so, so much more than you think.

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can objects eat? have you ever had a sandwich? can i make you a grilled cheese and hand it to you through the grates?

sincerely, 🫧

If I recall, yes, I can eat and so can the others.

But I believe the only criteria is that another object has to make the food and or drink.

The Breaker Box is certainly an example, with Eddie making the drinks for customers to consume.

Beverly, though I never quite interacted with her, runs a bar as well, though it draws a smaller crowd.

Kopi runs a little coffee shop.. or was it a stand? I do see Stefan frequenting there in the mornings before he himself goes to cook.

All in all? Yes, I am certain we can consume food and beverage like you and the homeowner can, but under a specific circumstance.

Though to be fair, I never tried to eat anything that belonged to the homeowner.. it feels rude to do so. So perhaps I can, perhaps I can't.

If you would like to test it out, then feel free. I do not mind.

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ALEXA PLAY 'CARELESS WHISPER'

*clears throat with the most annoying confident grin you've ever seen*

Are you my HVAC? Because you sure are-

Uh...

You sure are... uh...

*checks notes, scratches neck as music fizzles out*

Uh... you know what, uh... nevermind-

*skedaddles*

- <3

Oh, uh..

I see?