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[storminganvils]

100 Followers Celebration Prompt List

Update 20/7/26:

Helloooooo all, I’ve just reached 50 100 followers all within a week of having reached 50 so I'm very greatful and delighted!

Sooo, since this happened incredibly quick, I'm sort of recycling the prompt list that you can find under the cut.

I’ve come up with 20 prompts, I’ll either include the quote in the dialogue or just use it as a general idea, you can mix up to 3 prompts in the same request. Most of them will probably end up being at least a little suggestive or smutty so you've been warned.

There are also 5 wildcards, this means you may request literally anything you want for whatever character I write for with no word limit. Just gotta let me know you’re using a wildcard but other than that… go crazy aaa go stupid!

Characters I write for are:

Lyonel Baratheon - canon au, CBTY au, modern au

masterlist (CBTY au)

Maekar Targaryen - canon au, CBTY au (I have plans for him hehehe), modern au

masterlist

Baelor Targaryen - canon au, modern au (I haven’t posted what I’m working on for him yet but TRUST I’m writing for baelor break-my-back-spear)

Ormund Hightower - canon au: (IWNBE), modern au: (closer)

masterlist

Please specify which au you want me to write your request for, I want to keep these under 1k, so they'll probably be around 500-800 words.

I’ll be crossing out prompts here as requests come in and linking them as I go through them, please do take into account that sometimes my schedule varies and I may not get to your prompt immediately, but I WILL get to as many as I can in the coming days.

Prompt List:

Wildcard #1

1. “I was yours but you were never mine.”

2. “It only happened once...”

3. “I can’t do this anymore.”

4. “You’re a fucking coward.”

5. “I’ll do anything… please.”

Wildcard #2

6. “You are not who I thought you were.”

7. “Should I sit here and wait for eternity?”

8. “You’re bleeding”

9. “don’t you scare me like that ever again, you hear me?”

10. “I think I’m falling in love with you.”

Wildcard #3

11. “You’ve taken everything from me, and yet you want more?”

12. “You don’t know what you want, I do. I’m done.”

13. “This is the last time.”

14. “I can’t feel anything.”

15. “You’re staring."

Wildcard #4

16. "I didn't know I was into that"

17. "stop pretending you're shy"

18. “I never thought I'd be able to share that with anyone"

19. “well, that’s just not nice, is it?”

20. NSFW Alphabet

Wildcard #5

Request away!

if this flops it never happened lmaoooo

[ificouldlookoutyoureyesiwould]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[cazort]

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[nastyhotd]

#217

[imjunebitch]

yk guys I think a lot of ppl when arguing against the death penalty go for a like "people don't deserve death, etc" view and I get why ppl argue for that I rly do! but it doesn't matter. I don't trust the government to do it, I don't trust them to decide who should die, I don't trust them to determine who is mentally competent, I don't trust them to not be bigoted and discriminatory in their practices, I don't trust them to have the right people, I don't trust them to execute it in a humanitarian way. and I've had discussions with ppl who otherwise have similar viewpoints to me in many ways but can think of people they think deserve to die, and I think if abolishing the death penalty is like, a super important cause to u the same way it is to me, the argument u use shouldn't be "well these people deserve to live" (although in some cases I think yeah the death penalty is done to people who totally don't "deserve it") because that's so subjective, it should be "do you trust the government to do it?" like, do you trust the people who cant even fill potholes on your road to determine who should and should not live

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[storminganvils]

I'm sure someone else has said this at some point already but now that the mad king play is coming out I've been thinking about this lately bc I'm also rereading the books

I feel like aerys ii and tywin's relationship is waaaaaay in the background but still a super important piece that influenced the outcome of robert's rebellion. like it didn't really start at harrenhal, it started with the fact that these men did not know how to navigate adult friendships without steffon lmaoooo

walk with me...

so we know aerys ii, tywin lannister and steffon baratheon (who was aerys's cousin) were a tight knit friend group since they were teens at least and they stayed close up until steffon died at sea

and sure you could say the targaryen madness was already overtaking aerys before then because he and tywin were not in super good terms, so much so that aerys accidentally sent steffon to his death to avoid marrying cersei to rhaegar

SOOO

I really believe steffon was the glue that held that friend group together and him dying just made it clear how little of a connection there really was between tywin and aerys

I feel like especially when you're a teenager it's very common to be friends with two people that are aware of each other bc they run in similar circles but aren't really friends

and you're like 'ohh these are my besties, imagine if we all hung out together, the three of us would be unstoppable' so you bring them together and this little squad is formed but it all really just depends on you! you're who they're there for!

and unbeknownst to you (or maybe you do realize it eventually) they only hang out if you're there, they don't make plans without you or if they do things are awkward, etc

anyway steffon's dad dies like a year or two before aerys becomes king so he's now lord of storm's end AND lord paramount of the stormlands, he has real duties now far away from the red keep and he can't be playing mediator everytime a small crack forms between aerys and tywin, and boy do cracks form after aerys chooses tywin as his hand

it was probably like 'well I guess I need people that aren't super old and that I can trust, steffon can't do it and you're my only other friend, besides you're good at crushing people that get too bold and I guess that's a good thing for a hand to have??? so let's do it??'

tywin probably accepted more bc of the proximity to power than bc he would be doing a friend a solid, we know he's a creature of convenience

so for years more and more things happen that sours the 'friendship', asd to it aerys's propensity for madness. until eventually he SUMMONS steffon all like 'his kid CANNOT marry my kid I do not want him any closer than he already is, you need to do something and get me a valyrian wife for rhaegar'

and steffon dies at sea

so now steffon's gone and aerys is getting more paranoid by the day, he probably was like 'uh well this makes no sense?? like why are you my hand? I don't even like you, I don't trust you and I can't remember why I used to or if I ever really did? and you and rhaegsr are trying to get rid of me!!!'

no steffon to placate him now, he died in a quest to do so, all that probably mattered to aerys by then was 'well steffon was on my side, it was 2 against 1 in this marriage thing but now he's gone and I'm still stuck with tywin's annoying ass?? also what if he killed steffon??? I wouldn't put it past him'

and then the tourney at harrenhal happens and in the aftermath the friendship is officially OVERRR

jaime is now bound to the kingsguard and tywin resigns as hand, probably starts plotting how he's gonna get back at aerys for taking away his precious heir

when robert kills rhaegar and tywin's army sacks the capital I feel like the brutality of it all is more about sticking it to aerys even though he's fucking dead

and as a extra prize, now his daughter is the queen, as she was always meant to be in his eyes

bro did not give a fuck about the rebellion, he only joined at the very end so he could fuck with aerys somehow

[lulalulens]

Your man.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the thing about the You Don't Have To Hand It To The Pope situation that makes me really insane is the sheer number of people going "oh okay so now the pope is responsible for everything bad the catholic church has ever done? all of that is his fault?🙄🙄🙄" as if we're talking about some random schmuck with a rosary and not the world's #1 head catholic bitch in charge in his fancy little dipshit hat sitting on a throne made of pilfered riches and the bones of people who were killed for his god. like yeah actually that guy kind of does need to be held accountable for the past and present crimes of the organization he's in charge of actually. that's sort of what being the boss entails.

[alicenthightcwer]

#same

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 3x05 Unbowed and Unbent

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer

[amazoogle]

hey Kickstarter my project is i want to send a MRI machine back to caveman times to heal them #HealAllCavemen

[strictlyquadrilateral]

the more i talk to extended family the more i learn that it was EXTREMELY obvious to all the adults around me as a child that something had gone horribly wrong and i needed professional help, but i guess there's some sort of prime directive thing where you can suggest to the kid's parents that the kid might need help but you can never ever ever let on to the kid that you can tell something is wrong. you just have to hold on to that until the kid becomes an adult who's able to say "so i think i experienced a lot of trauma when i was very little" and then you can say "yes, i know. i didn't know what happened but it was completely unmissable that something had." okay. thank you. that's very validating. but why did you leave me to suffer and keep feeling like there was no other explanation than that i was broken and going insane. would it really have been so bad to sit me down and go "i see you. i can't help much, but i can tell something happened and you're in a lot of pain. you deserve help and support. you're not going insane." or something. i don't know. my internal experience was mostly that i had suddenly become a bad child who couldn't seem to get anything right and was always being yelled at. maybe it would have helped if someone had said something.

[crippled-peeper]

if your disability came from something you did voluntarily, like driving a car, or having sex, or doing BMX stunts, then guess what???

you deserve respect. you deserve to have your needs met. you deserve to live

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[tamelotam]

He looks like a cat

[fluffycakesistainted]

Ormund having Kat’s brother executed the way he did pretty succinctly encapsulates the facts that 1) he’s very good at cloaking his personal and petty feelings and beliefs in ideals and ideology (and may even be in full self-delusion that they’re one in the same), and yet 2) the cloak is very thin. 

The main purpose of sanctioned punishment, imprisonment, or execution is to make absolutely known the consequences of certain transgressions, with the intent of this acting as a deterrent for further transgressing. Ormund obviously knows this, and how to put it into effect, as he did with his public sentencing of an attempted r*pist. He also knows that such action will be welcomed and approved by the citizenry. He also knows that the “sentencing” and execution of a husband and father who “transgressed” by “assaulting” said attempted r*pist will not be accepted and approved, so he does it behind the citizenry’s backs, because the superiority and untouchability of anything Hightower is more important to him. But there’s no example and deterrent from a random person randomly disappearing in the night. The citizens of Tumbleton—at least, the ones who even know the man is missing—have no context for that. There's not even a public presentation of the “transgressor’s” body—there’s no more body. No evidence. Never happened… So Ormond’s “rule” against ever laying hands on Hightower soldiers, even in defense of self or others, remains unknown to civilians. The fact that another “crime” was committed and the “perpetrator” punished remains unknown. So the whole thing makes no sense. It was pointless and counterproductive to the “kingly virtue” of justice. It only served to sate Ormund’s personal grievance and private superiority completely, and to be used as a grooming tactic in Ormund’s King-making agenda.

The Hightower soldier violated the known rules and ideals of “sacred hospitality”, chivalry, and sexual propriety, and was sentenced accordingly—in a public setting, in the light of day, in front of his victims and accusers and even other soldiers. Kat’s brother “violated” Ormund’s personally held rules and ideology that even “extensions” of House Hightower are above reproach, and was sentenced accordingly—in private, in the dark of night, with no victims and very limited witnesses, and leaving behind no proof. Whatever Ormund’s level of supremacist belief or delusion, clearly he knows the difference.

[alvsanne]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Queen Alicent Hightower and her youngest son, Prince Daeron Targaryen