- over text -
Me: sorry I’ve been on a mood rollercoaster today honey
Gf, trying to reassure me: in sickness and in health
Me, thinking about what she’s like when she’s sick: nah fuck u when ur sick
Gf, fake offended: EXCUSE ME???
Me: ur excused
Gf: WTF DID I DO WRONG???
Me: /wheezing/










