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this is kinda weird but every new fact i learn abt kuri makes her remind me more and more of my own mom. ❤️

Using Kuri as my bad mom catharsis punching bag and punching dreams of a cute and endearing mom into her

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Kuri never comes out but everyone in her life has already decided she is bisexual anyways. Including Dylan and her children. Kuri won’t come out but they keep making gay jokes about her and she has to maintain an ambivalent reaction to not out herself

#Aubrey feels so strongly about not outing her and does tell people to shut up when they joke about it though

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If Kuri wasn’t born in California i think she would’ve been a beautiful midwestern mom with a wiscansan accent

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Still insane and weird and stupid but with the accent i think it would be so beautiful so charming.

If Kuri wasn’t born in California i think she would’ve been a beautiful midwestern mom with a wiscansan accent

For pride month Aubrey exclusively gets pegged

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If you squint its a pride piece

Le beau? More like Gey beau. The pride mont

Can someone fact check this please

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Kuri used to be a twig but with your help we have fattened her up a bit

#Kuri is still canonically really thin when she meets Aubrey thanks to her dad being insane about food too #Aubrey had the privilege of introducing her to real food #such as fried sardines and fried wet food and fried turkey legs and fried kibble and churu

If you squint its a pride piece

#my art #kuri #nasal exhale

I have never hated drawing more in my entire life and I’m so frustrated and disappointed in myself

Wait! Does that mean Aubrey might be from Quebec??? :000

No hes proper parisian French

#quarshton #his brother lives in Quebec though

In the furryverse deer start sparring around 5 years old long before they actually have any antler growth. It mostly presents as just repeated headbutting into ideally the head of another similarly aged horn or antler sporting child. More often though they tend to just bang their head into their parents legs or torso, or worse into the head of a non-horned child. Once they start growing antlers its important for parents to curb that behavior before they really hurt someone, which has led to horned animals marking the first (and last) father/son sparring bout to be a childhood milestone. Its where they learn that sparring hurts like shit. If theyre lucky like Rumi is, their dad will have small antlers and only leave a bruise. But if theyre unlucky like Aubrey was……

#barbaric yes. but an apparently important step in raising disciplined fawns….#if theyre really unlucky their deer parent will be their mom and will never learn sparring discipline and just be a menace to society

I had a dream i heard Aubrey’s voice and all he said was okey in a French accent from very far away

#how cute #Aubrey voice revealed. Youll just have to imagine it

What do you think about Pansexuals?

I think of them

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For pride month Kuri will be poorly taxidermied and displayed at an Unnatural History Museum

Who's the gayest now that everyone is gay

Kuris dad

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