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Chan's room 🐺 ep. 58

Chan's little hi 😭👌 and Jisung being his babie self 😍

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Sentence Meme: 102 Jack O’Neill Quotes

Some will be more easily applicable than others.

❛ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.❜

❛ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?❜

❛ Oh, I adore you already.❜

❛ Well i’m going to end up there some day, might as well check out the place❜

❛ Never run with scissors.❜

❛ I’ll tell you what. You look around and I’ll tell you if you’re getting warmer or colder, alright? ❜

❛ Talk about falling upwards.❜

❛ Hey, come on! That salsa’s still good!❜

❛ You know… I’d like to take this opportunity to say… that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.❜

❛ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.❜

❛ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?❜

❛ Though a candle burn’s in my house no one’s home.❜

❛ Dogs are my favourite people.❜

❛ Yeah. I’m so proud.❜

❛ It’s all fun and games ‘til someone breaks a nail.❜

❛ There’s still something about you that puts me off my food.❜

❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜

❛ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?❜

❛ That’s gotta be a record.❜

❛ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?❜

❛ And that information could save your life one day.❜

❛ Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.❜

❛ I ask you… What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?❜

❛ Ah…yes…it all makes sense now!❜

❛ But in the unlikely event you don’t fail miserably, you’re fired.❜

❛ Something exploded.❜

❛ For the record, I don’t care.❜

❛ …I care❜

❛ That just has a nice ring to it.❜

❛ It’s my side arm, I swear!❜

❛ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.❜

❛ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.❜

❛ It’s about flocking and togetherness.❜

❛ I see you’re on that famous beer and mustard diet.❜

❛ You’d think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.❜

❛ For cryin’ out loud!❜

❛ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.❜

❛ Don’t judge a book by its cover.❜

❛ No, but he plays one on T.V.❜

❛ Holy Frozen Bad-guys!❜

❛ Well I certainly understand what you’re talking about.❜

❛ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.❜

❛ Well, you know, it’s not like we don’t have everything totally under control here…❜

❛ Damn… that was close!❜

❛ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.❜

❛ Oh, I’ve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.❜

❛ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin’ up daisies here and there?❜

❛ I’ve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.❜

❛ What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.❜

❛ Yeah, is that cinnamon?❜

❛ Well, spank me rosy.❜

❛ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.❜

❛ Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.❜

❛ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!❜

❛ Where’s the fanfare?❜

❛ Hey, if you’d been listening, you’d know that Nintendos pass through everything.❜

❛ What, you’re suddenly stumped?❜

❛ He’s lost a few pounds…❜

❛ Yes, you are what you eat.❜

❛ You’re a friend of mine. Last year, you died.❜

❛ Do you people practice being vague?❜

❛ I’m gonna go eat some cake.❜

❛ Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die.❜

❛ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.❜

❛ Over my rotting corpse.❜

❛ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.❜

❛ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.❜

❛ All I’m sayin’, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan we’ve ever come up with.❜

❛ I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.❜

❛ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.❜

❛ I would never say anything like that.❜

❛ That is just wrong on so many levels..❜

❛ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?❜

❛ If I have to say ‘what’ one more time, heads are gonna roll!❜

❛ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.❜

❛ Where I come from that’s called beatin’ the crap out of each other.❜

❛ Y'know, I’ve already done that 'freezing to death’ thing, and it’s just not as enjoyable as it sounds.❜

❛ Well, fancy that. We’re famous.❜

❛ Qu'est-ce que c'est?❜

❛ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?❜

❛ So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?❜

❛ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.❜

❛ I’m still pretty sure I’ll say: 'Bite Me’.❜

❛ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.❜

❛ You may have come to the right place.❜

❛ Wasn’t I just killed? Killed as in… dead? Well, this is a surprise then.❜

❛ She, uh, she tried to seduce me…❜

❛ Hey! I’ll tell you what’s wrong. I just woke up, haven’t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days…❜

❛ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.❜

❛ You know me, I’m a huge fan of subtlety, but that’s downright encrypted!❜

❛ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.❜

❛ He really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.❜

❛ No one will know. We won’t tell.❜

❛ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.❜

❛ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!❜

❛ And? But? So? Therefore?❜

❛ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?❜

❛ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.❜

❛ Oh, I’m [name], all right. That’s the one thing in this conversation I’m sure of.❜

❛ You’re like, what… 140?❜

❛ No, my leg’s definitely broken.❜

❛ If I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.❜

[mimibtsghost]

THEY ARE SO IN SYNC, IT’S SO SATISFYING TO WATCH

Cr 134340ILSAN Via glowinguk

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[aunnoo-iwaoi-headcanon]

Kid IwaOi Headcanon 1.0

Their First (and only) ‘Break-up’ (Age 7)

Oikawa always goes to Iwaizumi whenever he feels upset and wronged.

Oikawa isn’t good at words to express his feeling though, he cries instead and Iwaizumi would comfort Oikawa by patting his hair and walking Oikawa home, holding Oikawa’s hand all the way.

(Sometimes it’s just a walk from the Iwaizumi household to the Oikawas right across the street. They manage to make the 10-second walk into a five-minute one.)

Mrs. Oikawa finds it cute and jokes about it when she visits the Iwaizumis. Small Iwaizumi hears a part of it (“Tooru just cries so much around Hajime-kun.”) and misunderstands.

Iwaizumi thinks he’s the reason that makes his friend cry so much and since crying means sad, it must means that he’s a bad friend for Tooru.

Iwaizumi tells Oikawa the next day that they can no longer be friends.

Oikawa is crestfallen and starts bawling his eyes out.

Iwaizumi still walks Oikawa home, holding hands extra tight. Iwaizumi feels both guilty and sad and starts crying as well.

Mrs. Oikawa is incredibly worried when she opens the door and sees her boys both crying and small Iwaizumi keeps saying “I am sorry.”

Mrs. Oikawa calls Mrs. Iwaizumi over and they comfort their son’s best friend respectively, trying to figure out why the boys are crying. (They learn the reason and laugh.)

Mrs. Oikawa reassures Iwaizumi he’s a great friend and he has taken a very good care of his best friend and that she expects him to be always this kind and reliable.

It takes Mrs. Iwaizumi a little longer to calm down Oikawa because he keeps insisting that “Hajime-chan hates me.”

(Iwaizumi provides his mother some help by standing next to a crying Oikawa, reaching a hand for a hand, and mumbles he really want to be best friends again. Forever and ever.)

(They make up right after and Oikawa becomes a bit clingy for the next few days.)

Oikawa tries to hold back tears when he goes to Iwaizumi after their grand break-up but fails anyway and ends up looking more miserable (in Iwaizumi’s point of view) because he trembles too much and snot keeps running out of his nose.

Iwaizumi’s way of comforting Oikawa changes from patting his head to wrapping both arms around Oikawa then patting his head. (Even after Oikawa outgrows Iwaizumi in height, Iwaizumi still cradles Oikawa in warm hugs when Oikawa feels sad.)

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for all of those who want to sin and listen to akaashi’s bokuto-san and bokuto’s akaashi screeches, here u go

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 In which Levi tries to tell Hange he loves her in his weird, twisted way. 

Every Ackerman knows tough love is the only way to express affection.

[erwonmyheart]

Please if you have 5 minutes to spare read this smartpass AU 

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Don’t try … to leave me too

[kaythleigh]

aotweek day 1 - survive

option b - favorite military division

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fucking iconic. [repost]

“Kiss me,” Levi says, and Erwin does.

“No, kiss me,” Hange says, and Erwin does.

“Kiss each other,” Erwin says, and they do.

“Do you think we’re confusing people?” Levi asks, picking up his wine glass. Hange ignores him, poring over the menu, and Erwin glances slyly across the restaurant to meet a sea of baffled faces.

“Yes,” he says, and Hange looks up, smiling.

“Good.”

[oh-warukunai]

Headcanon that now Levi has more insomnia than ever and Hanji reads to him to calm him down and help him fall asleep. They both really like LOTR. 

I miss Erwin too, guys. 

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“You can’t protect her forever, at one point she has to grow up.” Commander Erwin said to Levi who was currently watching you laugh with your comrades. It made him happy to see your joy.

“Yeah, but I’m going to continue to as long as I have a breath in my body.” Levi said emotionless as he took a sip of his tea. You looked up from your conversation and at Levi and gave him a smile. He didn’t return it, he just simply sipped at his tea again so you stuck your tongue out at him earning a slight smile from him.

[ookazaki]

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That’s the kind of guy he is. .

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I’m chasing the summer in your eyes, love

I just can’t get enough of you

I wrote this after rereading @warriorflesh‘s Chasing Summer. Here’s a rough recording of it! I’ve got more plans for it in a future recording this summer.

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I love this song :) it's really good :)