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[mogifire]

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

[boss-of-the-plains]

Still looks awesome

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves

[crescentia-tamarind-deactivated]

All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.

[bagelr-blog]

[vivecguccibelt]

Today is the day

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[has-feelings-deactivated2022032]

A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that you’ve killed because her brood was too fighty). 

You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.

Because they will kill her. 

When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queen’s pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.

From the outside this kinda seems like: 

“Yeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but we’re full of candy now, so we’re cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, that’s cool too.” 

[speciesofleastconcern]

beekeeping is really weird

[angeldrake3]

Listen, strange bee queens lyin’ in cages distributin’ candy is no basis for a system of government.

[sparkytheandroid]

nintendo shows high society millenials playing the Switch in spacious uptown lofts meanwhile I dropped my DS onto ketchup on a paper plate and licked it clean

[punchers]

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

[outofcontextarthur]

Why are you so into hey Arthur

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

Someone made me look at this with my own eyes now you all have to

[segadreamcatcher]

This post is illegal

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[unofficialpakistani-deactivated]

I’m the kid with the knife

[saiasus]

I’m that last girl

[brberry]

the kid making beef peckmino tortellini with a sage butter sauce: virgo, capricorn, libra

the kid with the knife: taurus, sagittarius, cancer, LEO

that last girl: scorpio, gemini, libra

the cameraman filming: aquarius, aires, pisces

[brokendildo]

I KNEW I WAS KNIFE KID

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@rosemariye

[officialcaptaincrunch]

@killin-it-always

[cookierat]

new blog

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[gold]

food will never break my heart

[cookierat]

I think I'm gonna make a new tumblr

This isn't my primary blog, and there's no way to change it, so I will probably be making a new one to make it less confusing.

[itsbrysontiller]

I stopped explaining myself when I realized,

People only understand from their level of perception

[bluekomadori]

October is a good month to paint pumpkins

[cookierat]

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

[pyper1887]

Anderson Cooper’s co-workers prank him on live TV (x).