[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lolt64]

those spheres at Target

giant buried clowns

[gayestgen]

they slumber

[lolt64]

sentinels

[genuinerascal]

Every morning we hop a little fence. Esper gets all jazzed about it, like we are doing something bad, so she shoots me this look like “OHHH MAN, we gonna get in soooo much trouble.” 

[gentlealien]

the Gentle Alien is excited for Crimes

[roobics]

[white guy voice] protein

[roobics]

I really used to go crazy in this bitch

[ironpour]

[smstransformers]

[mrhoneybunny]

Andy Dixon

“Seven Vessels”

2017, 40″ x 53″

[doctordairyqueen-deactivated201]

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

[countriesinyourhead]

Remember this years-old post?

[iemergedoutofthewater]

This is a website

[gondwana]

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[cursedcatimages]

[sovietnam]

[tormod]

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

[1st-1]

[hollowtones]

Teach a horse to fish, you’ll live for a day. Look a horse in the ,mouth… live forever?

[hollowtones]

Blast a horse with meat…?

[valtsv]

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

[valtsv]

[tokyo-fashion]

Cute little florist in Harajuku selling traditional Japanese New Years decorations on New Year’s Eve 2016-2017