WolfyCookie Poems

All poems I post are made by me unless stated otherwise.

[sixpenceee]

Creepy Zodiac Monsters by Damon Hellandbrand

Aries

Taurus 

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn 

Aquarius

Pieces

(Source)

[dramaticbackstory]

Pisces.

[sixpenceee]

I made a compilation of the all the creepy, crawlies of the world. From top to bottom, we have a melting scorpion, a predatory flatworm that is attacking an adorable snail, a katydid feasting on a cricket, a feasting comb jelly, a godforsaken sling-jaw wrasse, a snake eating bird eggs and an ogre-faced spider.

Some of these made my skin crawl!

I have some more creepy compilations on my blog. Check it out. 

[cookiethewolfy]

All these are just awsome

[sixpenceee]

I love this sign.

[italianguy617]

>Muh Feelings

>”Alt Right” propaganda

>Free Speech Wall 

[sixpenceee]

This giant octopus kite is amazing. I found this gif here. 

[sixpenceee]

This coin will bite you

[italianguy617]

[italianguy617]

https://www.kxan.com/amp/news/texas/sen-ted-cruz-others-announce-bill-to-fund-25-billion-border-wall/1642916594?__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR1wpYEFHDSBvnWvYRadqKVYV82b4ov5kNfvpjlzEswakSHSflOe-YjFE30

[volcel-official]

Who’d have know Cruz was /ourguy/ moreso than Trump?

[italianguy617]

Cruz has been calling for a Wall before Trump ever did (pre 2016). We just need this to happen and hopefully doesn’t get blocked.

[italianguy617]

#TradLife for the win! 

[italianguy617]

#TradLife for the win! 

[cookiethewolfy]

[scifi-fantasy-horror]

by  Philipp Kruse

[sixpenceee]

Kingfisher turning its head. (Source)

[revenant666]

What kinda exorcist bullshit is this

[deadshields]

I’m convinced that’s a clockwork toy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Men are most frequently praised for having big penises, women for small vaginas, yet the size of our genitalia are one of the things we have the least control over.

[sixpenceee]

A scale model showing how mangrove forests protect coasts from wave erosion.

[sixpenceee]

Good effort. He may fly off though.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

*Our fighter is in a fighting tournament*

Me (the only female in our group, a Druid): *Flashes the fighter* WOO GO!

DM: (to fighter) Roll a perception check to see if you see that….

Fighter: *rolls a 19*

DM: You get inspiration…

Fighter: *hits the opponent* FOR THE BOOBS!!

At the end of the fight, the whole crowd starts chanting *BOOBS*