this is where i go to be stupid and also a bitch

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i had somehow landed at an outdoor bean party with nothing but the most perfectly sliced and steamed beans

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i feel like my hommunculus is naked

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parm of shawn. parm of shawn cheese

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eggplang parm of shawn

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chicken permission this time

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my whole body feels like a loose baby tooth

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im tonguing it

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if i never hear the word wholesome again it will be too soon

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you people will drive all the good words into the ground. i used to love calling things whimsical

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my most chuuni thought recently was my sensory sensitivities are a super power that lets me taste the suffering of animals. because i bought the cheap chicken and it was a little too fatty. not proud of it

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my whole body feels like a loose baby tooth

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my husk! my empty husk!

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im scared of getting old because people are gonna call me cute and adorable and such things just for existing while old

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked to play woth string

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i love having fun. and i hate being greasy

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so like. when you banish something, the location you banish it to will often be from whence it came, right?

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i love being outdoors because nature is self cleaning. like oh theres dirt on the floor? not my problem :)

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thats not even an old man. thats a regular aged man

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men in romcoms used to be balding

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parm of shawn. parm of shawn cheese

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eggplang parm of shawn