Daughters

Melanie. None of your goddamn business.

[abeeiamnot]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[go-pokemon]

I love this. Take a shelter dog with you, guys. Everyone. Everywhere.

[ashryvaer]

[dutchster]

if dinosaurs are dead then explain how they cast the dinosaurs for jurassic park

[marci1900]

[mykicks]

The worst part of Pride each year is riding the subway late at night and seeing the gay guys, mostly the ones riding by themselves, slowly take off their rainbow stickers and beads and what-not in preparation for their walk alone in their neighborhood, doing their best to prevent the off-chance of being jumped. I saw one guy with a flag in his bag turn it upside down so it wouldn’t poke out.

So yeah, fuck that heterosexual pride day nonsense.

[socialnetworkhell]

I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is

[mycupofstars]

[hillergoodspeed]

[doeofdevotion]

i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed

[doeofdevotion]

will u ever be proud of me mom

[yeahfractals]

The Tyger by C-91

[kpurdiest]

[5000letters]

I knew I did from that first moment we met. It was… Not love at first sight exactly, but - familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you.

Mhairi McFarlane - via 5000letters (via perfect)

[shardwick]

[tupacabra]

ok me

[gifsboom]

[simena]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pizzapenis6969]

Do you ever feel like dis?

[dinuguan]

[jeanqrey]