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“In the category of supercorrectness, some alumni note that in March, a new director of the Women’s and Gender Center asked to be addressed as “they,” rather than “he” or “she.” “This is not a joke,” Paul Ruxin, who identified himself as “Old Curmudgeon class of ’65,” wrote to his classmates shortly before he died in April.”
I love stories with happy endings!
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE ARTICLE
Sry I’m a poser because I said I was going to be a SnapBack lesbian now but this hat doesn’t snap :/
Fake af
Finding out that Aubrey Plaza is bi literally just cleared my pores and gave me back five years of my life. I am now thriving.
date a girl who
you like
And this is our new reality
look at this gay-ass clark kent
Butch probs
So when people perceive me as male (which seems to be about 80+% of the time now that I don’t live in western mass) I realize that I recieve certain benefits. People are generally helpful to me and take me more seriously, especially other men. However this situation is extremely tenuous–if someone looks at me hard enough, sees my driver’s license or listens to me speak for very long they realize that I am not male. They then become either very afraid or angry and I am sometimes fearful of my safety when this happens. For instance I do not use public restrooms anymore. And this is why the idea of something called masculine presenting privilege is bullshit. The benefits granted to me by virtue of my “masculine” presentation (i am an extremely butch lesbian, apparently “male - looking” whatever that means), are so so conditional and questionable that I spend much more time worrying and doing damage control on how I am perceived than reaping any so-called benefits. These benefits threaten to backfire dramatically at any moment or cause a dangerous situation when i am “found out”. When people find out i am not male they behave as if i have maliciously tricked them. They are horrified. It has everything to do with being gnc. I feel bad that I scare them but I’m just trying to live my fuckin life. I am not inherently bothered by being misgendered by randos but I do want to be like, physically safe in my everyday life.
no excuse for being unemployed. theres jobs everywhere in nature. help a beaver build a dam. help a seagull peck some disgusting old food
In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.
I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?
It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance
In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.
Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.
Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”
Hypnotic Cakes Resemble Candy Colored Marble
Russian confectioner Olga Noskova produces uncanny baked goods, which resemble colored candy marble mirrors. Noskova’s baking talent quickly went viral, after the public feasted their eyes on the polished and shiny surfaces, which are actually edible. Noskova shares her “Mirror Glaze” creations on her Instagram as well as her secret recipe below on how to make this flawless, pristine concoction.
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where is the representation for grown women who can only tie knots using bunny ears
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Cheesy Gnocchi Skillet
wow I can’t believe what just happened to me.
So, I was in Mcdonalds just using the wi-fi when this lady walked in. Her hair was dyed so I could tell that she was an SJW. There were only men in the line at Mcdonalds and she walked pass all of them and said, “This is the 21st century, feminism allows me to do this to cis-het white men like you.” and then she cackled evilly. She then asked the cashier to make her one McCake, and also to give her a discount because of the wage gap (not real btw). When the cashier told her that Mcdolands doesn’t make cakes she just gave him an evil glaire and said, “This is just like Anita said. Yet another cis-het mansplaining away free food. This is going straight on tumblr and twitter. I hope you enjoy having your entire life censored, shitlord.”
That’s when I couldn’t take it anymore. I walked straight up to the woman, got right in her face, and yelled THE CAKE IS A LIE! The entire mcdonalds gasped… and then they started applauding. That’s when I realized, that everyone in that mcdonalds had been a gamer. The SJW was beside herself and stumbled out of the mcdolmnalds, falling into a puddle of water and sullying her Steven Universe jorts. The cashier started crying out of joy and handed me $100 straight from the cash register. He also said I’m allowed to get free nuggets for the rest of my life.
It turned out that he was the son of the CEO of Mcdonalds. Also, I just asked him to marry me. You might have heard of him, his name is Albert Einstein Jr.
this kid i used to go to school with posted a status on facebook saying how girls are hella good at insta stalking people im so bad at stalking people on instagram that, a few days ago, i stalked my boyfriends ex and i accidently liked one of her pics. so i unliked it really fast but it was too late. she saw it. she started liking my pics so i started liking hers, and then she commented heart eyes on my pic so i told her shes gorgeous, then we followed each other. im so bad at stalking that i became mutuals on insta with my boyfriends ex. true story.
