Syris! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today, I just wanna tell you
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one cool gamer boy, you need a 100 tumblr posts
Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was a massive 100 epic tumblr posts
Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
Like starting your business by selling stealing tumblr content
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the tumblr ceo
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Tumblr mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
tumblr, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my Tumblr Bros, from slowystickynut to syris
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to (also) get a tumblr award so you can call me THE coolest gamer2005
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day)
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
Tumblr saying "Cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them that you got an epic award
But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
Tumblr can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking ikea meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that you're not epic
That's a blatant lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
you got tumblr figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix how epic and wholesome you are? (Oof)
Maybe all those reblogs will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at your past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the not tumblr famous people, we just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the Nine-Year-Old Army
Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
So this is it, thanks for sticking with my tumblr
Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of coolestgamer2005
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no army in the world I would rather give me reblogs
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last reblog from the number one in the world
A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[Post-Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations (Such a big day!)
Oh yeah, yeah
[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, syris You did it!
Yatta desu ne
Hope that tumblr award stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
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