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robin – 18 – they/them

[syrisx]

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr...

i am old now it sure is great

[dreadwedge]

you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

[beary-sleepy-boi]

I'm more concerned about the powerful laser situation Mr. Beast has goin on

[randomitemdrop]

Item: if I’m reading this correctly, apparently Mr. Beast has a laser that causes platonic friends to become romantically and/or sexually attracted to one another. That rascal has really done it this time

[syrisx]

Mien little demonic faction

[furute]

i (think?) i have been properly introduced to the troll-that-shares-my-zodiac-sign-and?-blood?-color?

[syrisx]

Avery I love you and this... this is awesome.

[wikipediahmms]

So funny when there aren't any good public domain photos of a person so the wikipedia article has to have a really low quality one but this solution is a new one to me.

[syrisx]

Let Me just say...

[syring3]

[furute]

getting into dandys world has increased my love for big fat fictional men

[syrisx]

the big fat fictional man in questio

[syrisx]

oooo

[syrisx]

epic

[syrisx]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I can't believe I made this account when I was in middle school

[slowlystickynut]

CONGRATULATIONS SYRISX. EVEN THOUGH I'VE BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE SINCE 1984 I STILL FIND THIS VERY IMPRESSIVE. REALLY. HOW HAVE YOU MADE IT THIS LONG. HOW MANY HAVE FALLEN IN YOUR WAKE, HOW MANY WERE LEFT IN THE DUST? HOW MANY HORRIBLE PICTURES OF HAIRY MEN HAVE YOU BEEN SUBJECT TO? IT DOESN'T MATTER. DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT. HAPPY CAKE DAY. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

approximately two people have died since I created my tumblr blog

[syrisx]

It's my 5 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

I can't believe I made this account when I was in middle school

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[cad-comic]

[slowlystickynut]

TUMBLER WHAT IS THIS

IS THIS A PRANK?? WHO SENT THIS TO ME? TUMBLER FANS PLEASE COME FORWARD AND TELL ME. THIS IS A WONDERFUL DRAWING AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU CREDIT.

LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

IT WASNT ME THIS TIME I PROMISE

[slowlystickynut]

TO WHOEVER LEFT A CANDY TRAIL OF LEGUMES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THIS MORNING, NO THANK YOU!! PLEASE COME BACK AND PICK THEM UP. I AM NOT TOUCHING THOSE WRETCHED THINGS. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

Perchance you have a secret admirer Mr. Nut

[slowlystickynut]

I THINK OTHERWISE, MY DEAR SYRISX. THE ONLY SECRET ADMIRER I'VE HAD HAS MOVED ON BY NOW. MY VOICEMAIL IS EMPTY AND IT HAS BEEN FOR MONTHS. I HOPE HE'S DOING OKAY.

LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

He died.

[slowlystickynut]

OH MY GOD. REALLY? WOW. I SHOULD HAVE TREATED THAT GUY BETTER. I'M SORRY, ETHAN. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

It's ok. he's resting in peace now Now

[slowlystickynut]

TO WHOEVER LEFT A CANDY TRAIL OF LEGUMES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE THIS MORNING, NO THANK YOU!! PLEASE COME BACK AND PICK THEM UP. I AM NOT TOUCHING THOSE WRETCHED THINGS. LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

Perchance you have a secret admirer Mr. Nut

[slowlystickynut]

I THINK OTHERWISE, MY DEAR SYRISX. THE ONLY SECRET ADMIRER I'VE HAD HAS MOVED ON BY NOW. MY VOICEMAIL IS EMPTY AND IT HAS BEEN FOR MONTHS. I HOPE HE'S DOING OKAY.

LOVE, SLOWLYSTICKYNUT

[syrisx]

He died.