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The ego says, ‘I shouldn’t have to suffer,’ and that thought makes you suffer so much more. It is a distortion of the truth, which is always paradoxical. The truth is that you need to say yes to suffering before you can transcend it.

Eckhart Tolle (via panatmansam)

Weirdest self checkout ever. So I'm scanning groceries n there's no bagger so they all pile up at the end of the belt. So I organize them real quick n go back to pay n there's a lady standing like basically at the register. So I go excuse me because I needed to pay. She doesn't move. Lol Like it's the same distance for me to put money in with my arm around her back or in front of her. So Im reaching across her fully multiple times with dollar bills because she's directly in front of the money slot. She still doesn't move. No words, just barely touching my shoulder n arm with her chin and lips as I continue to put money in the machine. Like I could feel her breath on me. And she just stayed there. And all the groceries were piled up unbagged so I get my change and she's still silently just standing there staring at the checkout screen the whole time because she can't even scan her shit until my stuff is out of the conveyor belt. What the actual fuck? Grandma's like why didn't you tell at her after u said excuse me I still have to pay? The answer is because no one out weirds me in public. Hope u liked the intentionally long odor of my armpit caressing your upper lip. I did.

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#truelove #socute This is the face of the man who melts my heart, makes my knees weak, and gets me laughing til i cry. I shouldnt be attracted to this specific image as much as i am. Id fap to that chicken faced weirdo all day. Cant help myself <3

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