whoa my

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

i say things and people look at me. i hate it

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

Me after 1 drink at a party: guess I’ll be the deliverer of poignant truths

[irhinoceri]

I love the fact that Parks and Rec uses the same documentary style as The Office without there being any actual documentary crew or any in universe attempt at explaining it. There’s just this invisible camera crew and that’s how the world is. It’s the best. It’s so weird and the lack of explanation makes it better.

[skygenders]

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

[skygenders]

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

[coldafternoon-deactivated202102]

you ever walk past a girl whose perfume smells so good you feel like you finally understand all those old cartoons where boys would fall to their knees when a girl so much as walked by them

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[babyanimalgifs]

Starting the day with an Otter

[oxfordcommaforever]

Oh. My. God.

[whateverwaythewindblows]

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Enjoying a delicious leg

[adhighdefinition]

somebody: so what do u like to do for fun? :)

me, very used to being mocked for my interests: ha ha, i dunno, i don’t do anything. Ever

[thekwikemart]

i think about this constantly because there is absolutely no reason for him to be like that at all. there’s no context, this is the entire gag. it kills me.

[plastic-tulips]

how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it 

truly character design at its finest

[mexicanheaux]

[arandomthot]

I need this kind of energy

[arroways-deactivated20181218]

pretty sure rian johnson timed this scene to match up perfectly to abba

[twitterlols]

[painted-bees]

Sean and I found a species of decorator crab in Ya Nui’s tidal pools today..! 

[wishfishy]

Somebody enchanted a pile of gravel to become a small spider and then just left it on the beach to fend for itself. Irresponsible.

[courtnashe]

How dare they, I take the pile of gravel home and love it.

[transcatboybussy]

Pet rock

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

PET ROCK!

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[nickhelmer-deactivated20220112]

That might be one of the ultimate power moves

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]