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@coolnessoverloadd
HElLO LESSeR COoL ONeS!
My NaME Is…EUgH..THe RADiCAL TuBULAR!
I DEcIDED To mAKE thiS BLoG tO INTERrACT WiTH alL oF My ADoRING fAnS!
EveN IF yOu alL aRE lESS cOolER ThAn ME…
BUT! I dO haVe SOME RuLes tHAT yOu ALl MUST aPplY tO!
RulE NumBer onE: ShUT tHE hEll Up!
RuLe NumbA Two: YoU maY sEnd frEAky sTuff iN My AweSome inBox! JuSt KnOw I doNT hAve tO ansWer yOur bOOty cAllS!
ThAts abOut it! AnYthing elSe I’ll jUst dElete or Ignore! So bOW pEasents! BOw tO tHe kIng of COOLNess!
..NothING…
Can you please not start a fire in the middle of a town? I'm sure there's somewhere that you're actually supposed to start a fire.
-🪶
buT i waS cOLd.
There's a million other things you could've done. If you put out the fire, you can come with me to the library. We have heating there.
-🪶
...if the fire spreads, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
-🪶
NUh uH!
Yeah, you could. If you're just cold, the library has heating and things to do.
-🪶
I dIdnT gO IN yEt.
..NothING…
Can you please not start a fire in the middle of a town? I'm sure there's somewhere that you're actually supposed to start a fire.
-🪶
buT i waS cOLd.
There's a million other things you could've done. If you put out the fire, you can come with me to the library. We have heating there.
-🪶
...if the fire spreads, you'll get in a lot of trouble.
-🪶
NUh uH!
..NothING…
Can you please not start a fire in the middle of a town? I'm sure there's somewhere that you're actually supposed to start a fire.
-🪶
buT i waS cOLd.
There's a million other things you could've done. If you put out the fire, you can come with me to the library. We have heating there.
-🪶
..NothING…
Can you please not start a fire in the middle of a town? I'm sure there's somewhere that you're actually supposed to start a fire.
-🪶
buT i waS cOLd.
Put "Morning, Sleeping Beauty" in my askbox for my character's reaction to waking up in bed with yours with no recollection of the night prior.
Put "Morning, Sleeping Beauty" in my askbox for my character's reaction to waking up in bed with yours with no recollection of the night prior.
tHe burGer kiNg thAt i eAt frOM put a RestRaining orDer agaInst me,sO I’ve dEcided to eAt frOm a neArby deLi!
I lOve eatING frOm the dUmpster outsIde my lOcaL buRger kIng near tHe underpASS im liVing in!
I hAve fInAlly rEACHed the 25 mIlestoNE on mY brillIant aCCount!
bEhOLD my aDORing fAns! My aWesome tHEME soNg?
iM fFfFafFaUcking tWeaking.
cool dood, do you want this inconspicuous white powder in a small baggy that would not be at all an illegal drug
sUre!
sOmeone tHREW a bAg of sTarbURSTS ovEr tHe undErpASS iM livIng uNder!
nEverminD. It wAs a bAG fUll of pISS.
sOmeone tHREW a bAg of sTarbURSTS ovEr tHe undErpASS iM livIng uNder!
mY My! Do wE hAVE a Less cOOler pErson in Town tOdAY?
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@coolnessoverloadd
Pardon?? Less cooler??? I'll have you know I've been in MANY front covers of nearly every beauty magazine and much more recognizable than you!
Who even are you, anyhow?
oHhOHooHoHoHhOu! YOur a feIsty liTtle oNe! My nAme is ThE RadIcal tUbULAR!
...The Radical Tubular..?
Are you joking with me? Did marker set up a late April fools prank?
Also do not call me a "feisty little one". You came into my ask box and started disrespecting me.
wHos marKa? ThIs aiNt a Prank!
[Tubular is…imperfect,to say the least. All of his limbs are drawn in different styles. One moment he moves like an anime character,the next like some rubber hose cartoon. His voice is incredibly scratchy.]
I trUly aM the mOst aWesomE Guy aroUnd!
Right, and under what evidence to you have that idea under? Are you a well known model? Do you have the mansion? You're just... odd. All around.
I..hAve THIS!
[Tubular pulls out a glass version of a rubber duck. I mean,it’s kinda cool.]
...What does that even prove? You have a glass duck, big deal, still who are you to come into my home, disrespect my title, and decide upon your "coolness" on your own?
It's generally rude to intrude on people's personal places and start insulting them. In fact, that's one of Marker's rules. So, either you apologize and play by the rules or I have you thrown put by security.
itS a GlAss duCk! WhaddYa meAn “bIg deAl”??!???!!?1!2!2!22!2?2?
..You aren't even listening to a word I'm saying- Look, it's useless. Just a glass duck. What more do you want me to say about it before you leave?
wAIT! I cAn alsO dO tHis!
[Tubular begins climbing onto some furniture.]
Ah- Be careful!! This stuff is expensive you know!! Personally commissioned cushions and designer couches don't grow on trees!!
iM an eXpErt!
[Tubular gets to the top of a comedically placed chandelier.]
Just- Get down you buffoon! This is just idiotic!!
Ill bE fIne!
[He really won’t be. He’s on the top of a chandelier. He turns his back to Pom Pom,getting in backflip position.]
Nononono!!
[He gets ready to catch him, tail flicking nervously.]
I’m listenING to tHe voiCes!
[He backflips off the chandelier.]
DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES!!!
[He moves about frantically to try and catch him where ever he may land.]
[Tubular does a shit ton of poses mid air.]
[He keeps his arms up, caring less about the poses and more about the fact that if this guy gets hurt, Marker is going to get so mad and possibly even punish him.]
[Tubular is about to land in his arms,but suddenly stops mid air.]
Huh. ThAts nevEr happEned bEfoRe.
[Tubular suddenly slides over the table and drops onto it,shattering his shade eyes?]
[Opus watches in horror as this guy breaks the law of physics to just slam into the coffee table, ears pinned down. He quickly moves over to him, frantically checking the door to make sure Marker wouldn't come in.]
Are you okay?? What the hell- I- I'm gonna be in so much trouble...
AUGH…OWEEEEEEEEE…
[He's quick to cover his mouth, body now shaking.]
S-Stop please. He'll hear you. D-Don't yell, p-please...
[Muffled groans of a dumbass.]
Sshhh... I- I'll do something to f-fix this.
[As he slowly stands up, the door opens. A marker with one eye stands in the doorway, head tilting.]
Pom pom. What on earth is all that noise? Are you hurt, my dear?
[Upon hearing markers voice,tubular kicks out of the grasp of Pom Pom. Falling off of the table.]
A PerSon?!
...
[Marker glares down at him, then back at Opus, who is shaking like a leaf.]
A guest? You've decided to bring a guest without my perm-
No sir! H-He just showed up! I don't even k-know him! I-
DON'T cut me off, Opus... I'll deal with you later.
[He turns to look back at Radical, putting on a smile.]
As for you, I'm sorry but your stay must be cut short! I'm sure you and Opus had great fun but unfortunately we have a photoshoot to attend!
[Tubular stands utop the table.]
yoU cannOt mAkE tHe radIcal tUbular leave hERE thAt easIlty!
I can offer you food. You seem like the kind of street rat to like food.
…whAddya gOt?
Quite literally anything your mangy heart desires. I'll personally escort you to the kitchen and you can tell them your wildest dream.
[Thinking..]
mMmnmnamnNnN…..
...It honestly shouldn't be this hard.
..whY nOt?
[Tubular goes off running to find the kitchen.]
mY My! Do wE hAVE a Less cOOler pErson in Town tOdAY?
-🕶️
@coolnessoverloadd
Pardon?? Less cooler??? I'll have you know I've been in MANY front covers of nearly every beauty magazine and much more recognizable than you!
Who even are you, anyhow?
oHhOHooHoHoHhOu! YOur a feIsty liTtle oNe! My nAme is ThE RadIcal tUbULAR!
...The Radical Tubular..?
Are you joking with me? Did marker set up a late April fools prank?
Also do not call me a "feisty little one". You came into my ask box and started disrespecting me.
wHos marKa? ThIs aiNt a Prank!
[Tubular is…imperfect,to say the least. All of his limbs are drawn in different styles. One moment he moves like an anime character,the next like some rubber hose cartoon. His voice is incredibly scratchy.]
I trUly aM the mOst aWesomE Guy aroUnd!
Right, and under what evidence to you have that idea under? Are you a well known model? Do you have the mansion? You're just... odd. All around.
I..hAve THIS!
[Tubular pulls out a glass version of a rubber duck. I mean,it’s kinda cool.]
...What does that even prove? You have a glass duck, big deal, still who are you to come into my home, disrespect my title, and decide upon your "coolness" on your own?
It's generally rude to intrude on people's personal places and start insulting them. In fact, that's one of Marker's rules. So, either you apologize and play by the rules or I have you thrown put by security.
itS a GlAss duCk! WhaddYa meAn “bIg deAl”??!???!!?1!2!2!22!2?2?
..You aren't even listening to a word I'm saying- Look, it's useless. Just a glass duck. What more do you want me to say about it before you leave?
wAIT! I cAn alsO dO tHis!
[Tubular begins climbing onto some furniture.]
Ah- Be careful!! This stuff is expensive you know!! Personally commissioned cushions and designer couches don't grow on trees!!
iM an eXpErt!
[Tubular gets to the top of a comedically placed chandelier.]
Just- Get down you buffoon! This is just idiotic!!
Ill bE fIne!
[He really won’t be. He’s on the top of a chandelier. He turns his back to Pom Pom,getting in backflip position.]
Nononono!!
[He gets ready to catch him, tail flicking nervously.]
I’m listenING to tHe voiCes!
[He backflips off the chandelier.]
DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICES!!!
[He moves about frantically to try and catch him where ever he may land.]
[Tubular does a shit ton of poses mid air.]
[He keeps his arms up, caring less about the poses and more about the fact that if this guy gets hurt, Marker is going to get so mad and possibly even punish him.]
[Tubular is about to land in his arms,but suddenly stops mid air.]
Huh. ThAts nevEr happEned bEfoRe.
[Tubular suddenly slides over the table and drops onto it,shattering his shade eyes?]
[Opus watches in horror as this guy breaks the law of physics to just slam into the coffee table, ears pinned down. He quickly moves over to him, frantically checking the door to make sure Marker wouldn't come in.]
Are you okay?? What the hell- I- I'm gonna be in so much trouble...
AUGH…OWEEEEEEEEE…
[He's quick to cover his mouth, body now shaking.]
S-Stop please. He'll hear you. D-Don't yell, p-please...
[Muffled groans of a dumbass.]
Sshhh... I- I'll do something to f-fix this.
[As he slowly stands up, the door opens. A marker with one eye stands in the doorway, head tilting.]
Pom pom. What on earth is all that noise? Are you hurt, my dear?
[Upon hearing markers voice,tubular kicks out of the grasp of Pom Pom. Falling off of the table.]
A PerSon?!
...
[Marker glares down at him, then back at Opus, who is shaking like a leaf.]
A guest? You've decided to bring a guest without my perm-
No sir! H-He just showed up! I don't even k-know him! I-
DON'T cut me off, Opus... I'll deal with you later.
[He turns to look back at Radical, putting on a smile.]
As for you, I'm sorry but your stay must be cut short! I'm sure you and Opus had great fun but unfortunately we have a photoshoot to attend!
[Tubular stands utop the table.]
yoU cannOt mAkE tHe radIcal tUbular leave hERE thAt easIlty!
I can offer you food. You seem like the kind of street rat to like food.
…whAddya gOt?
Quite literally anything your mangy heart desires. I'll personally escort you to the kitchen and you can tell them your wildest dream.
[Thinking..]
mMmnmnamnNnN…..
