Chaotic Resident Evil Twitter

Another one of those “what if Resident Evil characters had Twitters accounts.” Some are my own ideas, some are stolen popular tweets. Don’t like? Scroll pass it then.

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Little Bit of an Intro Post

I will have asks on but note hate to what I post are will not be tolerated. Most of it is just fun and games, no need to get serious and hateful.

My ships and hcs do influence some of the tweets, but please don’t take it as an opportunity to hate on me as a whole.

Pedophiles, pro-shippers, zionists, body shamers, Islamophobia, homophobes, and transphobes, do not interact, thank you. Respectfully and disrespectfully, go away.

I don’t normally post a lot of 18+ content. I only do that when I have dirty-joke ones as I do not feel comfortable with people underage reading/hearing those jokes.

Might add more, who knows.

More serious RE sideblog (that mainly focuses on Luis and Serrennedy): @serrennedyanonwriter

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thoughts on Leon being married in RE9?

It’ll ruin a joke I have in Leon’s bio (or make it funnier, your guess)

In all seriousness, if he is married, good for him. Glad he finally settled down after so long.

If not (because people are saying it’s a probably a matching ring with Sherry due to them being the same color), that’s okay too. I prefer ships (even ones I like) to never be confirmed canon anyways.

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RIP the Jill pfp and Spencer Mansion background, you’ll be missed.

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New post!! Hopefully, I can start posting regularly, but don’t expect me to, I can’t guarantee I will.

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In light of RE9’s 4th trailer.

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I know it’s like 1:30-ish AM where I am, but here to say I’m alive, I didn’t die.

So explanation time: Back in summer, my phone broke, and while I did get a new one days later, I ended up somehow not having storage for the app I use. I have the storage for it now. The data of it just didn’t back up, so time to re-do everyone.

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Died. Came back. Died again. Sorry again, gang.

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Officially 20 now!!

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Ooc thing for my next post.

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RIP Excella Gionne and Carla Radames, you would’ve loved meeting up and talking about how men you loved/worked for ruined your life and infected you with viruses you didn’t ask to be infected with.

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Hey, sorry, I died for a hot minute. Anyways, I bring some more RE tweets.

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Boys night in Racoon city! lets goo.

Sometimes when the party gets a bit too lit you make out with your homies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ .

I believe that me and some peeps on X dubbed this ship Olivefield.

Rookie!Leon is the goofy goober in this friend group hehe.

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These are from a while ago, but enjoy!

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Chose to post the dirty jokes.

Minors, please do NOT interact with this post because I’m an adult, and I do not feel comfortable with my dirty jokes being read/heard by minors, thank you.

They’re below for anyone that wishes to read them.

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Slowly adding alt text to my posts, so if you see some have it and some don’t, I’m getting to it, don’t worry!

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how do you think leon would react to luis getting verified on twt before him??

Probably cry /j

I think he’d at least congratulate Luis as I’d like to think Leon himself would rarely use it unless he has something funny to say or replying to something about him.