Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift

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Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree until my family wakes up to remind them that I am a gift
It’s better to have nobody than someone who is half there, or who doesn’t want to be there.
Angelina Jolie (via lovequotesrus)
BOOST THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
(via thefaultinourhoods)
me as a mom
Watch: Isra’s full speech is both brilliant and heartbreaking.
being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud
being in a public restroom
being in a public
people adding things 2 my posts
your posts
ur blog
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE
you thinking that comment was necessary
thinking
wen u zoom in
I love this post
love
It just keeps getting better
overused captions
Tumblr’s new layout
the internet
this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog
@brutaldeonest
she scary as fuck
Oh my fuck
holding hands is so low key exciting
Parmesan Smashed Potatoes Recipe
Really nice recipes. Every hour.
Show me what you cooked!
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
y'all know what time it is
Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.
(via alunit)
If you obsess over whether you are making the right decision, you are basically assuming that the universe will reward you for one thing and punish you for another. The universe has no fixed agenda. Once you make any decision, it works around that decision. There is no right or wrong, only a series of possibilities that shift with each thought, feeling, and action that you experience.
Deepak Chopra (via fyp-philosophy)
One time I used my retail voice on a coworker and she was like, “Don’t use your customer voice on me, I know you’re dead inside like the rest of us, it’s just frightening and weird”
The other day I asked for a table for two in my customer voice and the waitress squinted at me and I cleared my throat and said “Sorry, still in service mode” and she dropped hers and we swapped stories about our day and my boyfriend was like “You two just became two entirely different people in like .5 seconds…”
I can be bitching up a blue streak about a customer-from-hell while the store is empty, and when the phone rings swap over to my retail voice practically in mid-sentence. I even have managers and salespeople from other stores in the chain fooled into thinking I’m infinitely friendly and helpful, and my manager’s husband thinks I’m one of the most professional people in the store. One assistant manager’s daughter dubbed me Perky-Pants because she mostly dealt with me over the phone, and was shocked to the core when I dropped an F-bomb at her graduation picnic.
The acting required in the service industry is beyond the pale. My cousin freaked out when she came to see me at work because I was all smiling and nice while helping someone who was asking inane questions and who basically forced me to walk them to the product and put it in their fucking hand but I was nice as pie until I turned around to walk away and my demeanor changed back to normal and I muttered “what a fucking moron” under my breath as I got back to my cousin. She just looked at me shocked and said “no wonder you’re so exhausted when you get home.”
this is actually referred to as emotional labor in criminology, and is considered one of the hardest forms of labor
The art of bullshit is strong in the service industry
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
You are allowed to be both a masterpiece and a work in progress, simultaneously.
Sophia Bush (via thatkindofwoman)