I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!

UT Papyrus RP blog. 

[coolskeleguy95]

Is Gaster your father?

WHAT’S A ‘GASTER’?

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You can speak in Spanish papyrus? 🌟🌟Eres el mejor Paps al igual que mtt!! 🌟🌟

OH! I CAN’T SPEAK SPANISH, I’M AFRAID. SPEAKING MULTIPLE LANGUAGES IS MORE METTATON’S DEPARTMENT...

BUT! I PUT YOUR WORDS THROUGH A TRANSLATOR THINGMAJIG AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT!!! 

[coolskeleguy95]

Describe your sex life with MTT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH! WOWIE... THAT’S A RATHER PRIVATE MATTER ISN’T IT? 

NO MATTER! I TRUST YOU TO KEEP THIS INFORMATION BETWEEN US, ANON!!

MINE AND METTATON’S SEX LIFE IS PASSIONATE! FULL OF FIERY ENCOUNTERS AND NIGHTS FULL OF LUSTFUL MOANS AND FRENZIED ACTIONS. 

I WISH I COULD SAY THAT THE BED BROKE DURING A FREAK EARTHQUAKE THAT HAD ONLY OCCURRED IN MY ROOM LIKE I TOLD SANS... BUT IT WAS REALLY DOWN TO MTT AND I.

IT’S OFTEN HARD TO RESIST HIM- SEEING HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND RECEIVING A SUGGESTIVE GLANCE CAN BE ENOUGH TO MAKE RESISTING UNBEARABLE... WE OFTEN CAN’T WAIT UNTIL WE GET HOME BEFORE WE HAVE TO... DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATTER--

AH! I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA. *realises he’s been rambling*

I-I HOPE THAT ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION!!

[coolskeleguy95]

Papyrus what would you do if you became a human?

I’D ADMIRE MY LUXURIOUS HAIR AND RIPPLING MUSCLES, OF COURSE! 

OH AND... I’D KISS METTATON! I’M SURE HE’D LIKE TO KISS SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAD LIPS...

[coolskeleguy95]

Well I guess technically Mettaton doesn't have skin. I mean Ex form has "skin" I guess.

HE HAS SYNTHETIC SKIN, YES... BUT IT’S NOT REALLY SKIN IN THE NORMAL SENSE...

AH! THIS IS CONFUSING. 

[coolskeleguy95]

Don't buy a spider donut

OF COURSE I WOULDN’T! SPIDER DONUTS SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE PACKED FULL OF TOOTH-ROTTING SUGAR...

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Papyrus, I swear the brightness of your personality could challenge that of the sun. You're so uplifting!

Oh, wowie... *coughs*

I’M HAPPY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY! IF ANYONE NEEDS LIFTING UP, I’M HERE TO DO THE UPLIFTING! I AM RATHER STRONG, AFTERALL...

[coolskeleguy95]

*I can make you spaghetti.

THAT’S A MAGNIFICENT SKILL YOU HAVE! ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST KNOW HOW TO MAKE SPAGHETTI!! 

[coolskeleguy95]

his smile so bright to your heart leaves enchanted Mtt and you are soul mate no doubt 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

METTATON DOES HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE! IT HAS SOUL-ENRAPTURING PROPERTIES, I’M SURE...

AND, WOWIE, CONSIDERING HIM AS MY SOULMATE CERTAINLY IS APPEALING! IT SOUNDS SO ROMANTIC...

[coolskeleguy95]

Date someone with skin

WHY WOULD MY CHOICE IN PARTNER BE BASED ON SUCH TRIVIAL MATTERS?

SOMEONE WITH SKIN WOULD MEAN NOT-METTATON. AND NOT-METTATON IS TOO TRAGIC TO THINK ABOUT.

[coolskeleguy95]

Mettaton is replacing you with a robot. He asked me to give this 🤖 robot his number

COMPLETELY UNTRUE!

WELL... YOU’RE CORRECT IN SAYING THAT METTATON ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER- BUT METTATON IS MERELY A FLIRTY MAN- HE WOULDN’T REPLACE ME! 

I TRUST HIM! 

[coolskeleguy95]

-starts playing Metal Crusher-

*gasps and checks phone*

OH? OH!! ANON, IT’S YOU PLAYING THAT, I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE RINGING...

[coolskeleguy95]

If monsters are magic, do you do any magic tricks..?

I CAN TURN A LAME ROOM INTO AN INCREDIBLY COOL ONE JUST BY ENTERING IT.

[coolskeleguy95]

If Undyne is a fish how does she breathe air?

SHE ISN’T A FISH! SHE’S A MONSTER WHO HAS FISH-LIKE FEATURES...

AND MONSTERS ARE MAGIC!

[coolskeleguy95]

Did you look FABULOUS in the wigs??

WELL THAT’S WHAT METTATON TOLD ME!

[coolskeleguy95]

Papyrus what do you think of Alphys?

SHE’S AN INCREDIBLE SCIENTIST AND LOYAL FRIEND!!

IF ONLY SHE SAW HERSELF AS BRILLIANTLY AS WE ALL SEE HER...