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Is Gaster your father?
WHAT’S A ‘GASTER’?
You can speak in Spanish papyrus? 🌟🌟Eres el mejor Paps al igual que mtt!! 🌟🌟
OH! I CAN’T SPEAK SPANISH, I’M AFRAID. SPEAKING MULTIPLE LANGUAGES IS MORE METTATON’S DEPARTMENT...
BUT! I PUT YOUR WORDS THROUGH A TRANSLATOR THINGMAJIG AND I THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT!!!
Describe your sex life with MTT. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OH! WOWIE... THAT’S A RATHER PRIVATE MATTER ISN’T IT?
NO MATTER! I TRUST YOU TO KEEP THIS INFORMATION BETWEEN US, ANON!!
MINE AND METTATON’S SEX LIFE IS PASSIONATE! FULL OF FIERY ENCOUNTERS AND NIGHTS FULL OF LUSTFUL MOANS AND FRENZIED ACTIONS.
I WISH I COULD SAY THAT THE BED BROKE DURING A FREAK EARTHQUAKE THAT HAD ONLY OCCURRED IN MY ROOM LIKE I TOLD SANS... BUT IT WAS REALLY DOWN TO MTT AND I.
IT’S OFTEN HARD TO RESIST HIM- SEEING HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND RECEIVING A SUGGESTIVE GLANCE CAN BE ENOUGH TO MAKE RESISTING UNBEARABLE... WE OFTEN CAN’T WAIT UNTIL WE GET HOME BEFORE WE HAVE TO... DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE MATTER--
AH! I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA. *realises he’s been rambling*
I-I HOPE THAT ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION!!
Papyrus what would you do if you became a human?
I’D ADMIRE MY LUXURIOUS HAIR AND RIPPLING MUSCLES, OF COURSE!
OH AND... I’D KISS METTATON! I’M SURE HE’D LIKE TO KISS SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAD LIPS...
Well I guess technically Mettaton doesn't have skin. I mean Ex form has "skin" I guess.
HE HAS SYNTHETIC SKIN, YES... BUT IT’S NOT REALLY SKIN IN THE NORMAL SENSE...
AH! THIS IS CONFUSING.
Don't buy a spider donut
OF COURSE I WOULDN’T! SPIDER DONUTS SOUNDS LIKE THEY’RE PACKED FULL OF TOOTH-ROTTING SUGAR...
Papyrus, I swear the brightness of your personality could challenge that of the sun. You're so uplifting!
Oh, wowie... *coughs*
I’M HAPPY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY! IF ANYONE NEEDS LIFTING UP, I’M HERE TO DO THE UPLIFTING! I AM RATHER STRONG, AFTERALL...
*I can make you spaghetti.
THAT’S A MAGNIFICENT SKILL YOU HAVE! ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST KNOW HOW TO MAKE SPAGHETTI!!
his smile so bright to your heart leaves enchanted Mtt and you are soul mate no doubt 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
METTATON DOES HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE! IT HAS SOUL-ENRAPTURING PROPERTIES, I’M SURE...
AND, WOWIE, CONSIDERING HIM AS MY SOULMATE CERTAINLY IS APPEALING! IT SOUNDS SO ROMANTIC...
Date someone with skin
WHY WOULD MY CHOICE IN PARTNER BE BASED ON SUCH TRIVIAL MATTERS?
SOMEONE WITH SKIN WOULD MEAN NOT-METTATON. AND NOT-METTATON IS TOO TRAGIC TO THINK ABOUT.
Mettaton is replacing you with a robot. He asked me to give this 🤖 robot his number
COMPLETELY UNTRUE!
WELL... YOU’RE CORRECT IN SAYING THAT METTATON ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER- BUT METTATON IS MERELY A FLIRTY MAN- HE WOULDN’T REPLACE ME!
I TRUST HIM!
-starts playing Metal Crusher-
*gasps and checks phone*
OH? OH!! ANON, IT’S YOU PLAYING THAT, I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE RINGING...
If monsters are magic, do you do any magic tricks..?
I CAN TURN A LAME ROOM INTO AN INCREDIBLY COOL ONE JUST BY ENTERING IT.
If Undyne is a fish how does she breathe air?
SHE ISN’T A FISH! SHE’S A MONSTER WHO HAS FISH-LIKE FEATURES...
AND MONSTERS ARE MAGIC!
Did you look FABULOUS in the wigs??
WELL THAT’S WHAT METTATON TOLD ME!
Papyrus what do you think of Alphys?
SHE’S AN INCREDIBLE SCIENTIST AND LOYAL FRIEND!!
IF ONLY SHE SAW HERSELF AS BRILLIANTLY AS WE ALL SEE HER...