"Hi I'm Caiti and you're watching AHWU"

Caiti Ward RP blog ( not the real Caiti Ward ) Active since: 7|4|15 sideblog to Monochromeactress

[yuudachimemes]

Happy Mother’s Day Starter

“So what did you get for your mom?” “Oh my god, It’s mother’s day?!” “Happy Mother’s Day!” “Happy Mother’s Day, Ma!” “..Happy Mother’s Day.. Dad..” “Shit, quick, give me an idea on what to give to my mom!” “Fuck, I forgot about mother’s day!” “Hey, Mom wanna go out and watch a movie or somethin’?” “Heeey, Mom, how are you?” “Nope, I totally didn’t forget mother’s day.. I got your present right here!” “What’cha get me?” “Did you forget Mother’s Day?” “What did you get me?” “Wow.. This.. Uhh.. This is nice..” “What kind of mother’s day gift is this?” “I can’t celebrate mother’s day.. Because my Mom is dead..” “Fuck Mother’s Day! My mom’s an asshole!” “She didn’t like my gift..” “I think she likes my gift!” “Happy Mother’s Day, and thank you for adopting me!” “..You call this a mother’s day gift?” “I like the gift you gave me!” “You didn’t forget mother’s day, did you?”

[coolxcaiti]

//Starter call!

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Pssttt, I’m bored. Send my muse anons about anything you’ve ever wondered about them or the people in their life.

[coolxcaiti]

Hi I'm Caiti         and you're watching,                 AHWU.

[chuckandblairdaily]

[coolxcaiti]

soldiergruchy

“I’m pretty sure this isn’t something I can help you with.”

[coolxcaiti]

//I’m here to do the thing! This is a permanent starter call guys! Why? Because I would love to know who would be fine with me randomly tagging them in starters, sending them memes and all the happy things! And this will make me feel less anxious to approach others if I know who is fine with me doing the thing! Just like the thing and I’ll know

[coolxcaiti]

//Who want a starter with LSPD Caiti?

[telekinetic-wonder]

Send “You could be so much more y’know...” to try and corrupt my muse

[coolxcaiti]

//I’m here to do the thing! This is a permanent starter call guys! Why? Because I would love to know who would be fine with me randomly tagging them in starters, sending them memes and all the happy things! And this will make me feel less anxious to approach others if I know who is fine with me doing the thing! Just like the thing and I’ll know

[coolxcaiti]

"I'm gonna be an aunt!"

Caiti laughed at Lindsay's reaction, "yeah you are! How excited are you about this?"

[coolxcaiti]

Pregnant Sentence Starters

"Is that a pregnancy test?"

"It's positive! You're gonna be a mom/dad!"

"I can't read those things...is it positive?"

"I think I'm pregnant..."

"You're pregnant?!"

"I'm gonna be an aunt/uncle!"

"I'm just gonna say it...I'm pregnant."

"Why was there a pregnancy test in the garbage? I'm sorry, why was there a positive pregnancy test in the garbage?!"

"I didn't mean to snap. It's hormones, I'm sorry."

"Oh my god...___ is pregnant."

"Who's the father?!"

"Are you the father?"

"I think I'm in labor..."

"My water just broke!"

"___ had a miscarriage."

"The test was wrong. You're not pregnant."

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "Is that my shirt?" for your muse finding mine in your muse's shirt

[crimsondeath]

'captain america: the winter soldier' starter prompts

❝ On your left. ❞ ❝ Don’t say it. Don’t you say it. ❞ ❝ Need a medic? ❞ ❝ You should be ashamed of yourself. ❞ ❝ It’s your bed, right? ❞ ❝ You must miss the good old days, huh? ❞ ❝ I’ll put it on the list. ❞ ❝ I’m sure they have a good reason. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s not that complicated. ❞ ❝ You doing anything fun Saturday night? ❞ ❝ You know, if you ask Kristen out, from Statistics, she’d probably say yes. ❞ ❝ Too shy, or too scared? ❞ ❝ You seemed pretty helpless without me. ❞ ❝ You want to be a hero? Is that it? ❞ ❝ Well, this is awkward. ❞ ❝ I think that’s overstating things. ❞ ❝ You just can’t stop yourself from lying, can you? ❞ ❝ I’m not obliged to do anything. ❞ ❝ It’s called compartmentalisation. ❞ ❝ Nobody spills the secrets, because nobody knows them all. ❞ ❝ I do share. I’m nice like that. ❞ ❝ I thought the punishment usually came after the crime. ❞ ❝ We can’t afford to wait that long. ❞ ❝ This isn’t freedom, this is fear. ❞ ❝ For as long as I can remember, I just wanted to do what was right. ❞ ❝ You’re always so dramatic. ❞ ❝ The world has changed, and none of us can go back. ❞ ❝ Sometimes the best that we can do is to start over. ❞ ❝ I’m here to ask a favor. ❞ ❝ You lose someone? ❞ ❝ What makes you happy? ❞ ❝ If you want, you’re welcome to use my machine. Might be cheaper than the one in the basement. ❞ ❝ Well, I’ll keep my distance. ❞ ❝ I don’t remember giving you a key. ❞ ❝ My wife kicked me out. ❞ ❝ I didn’t know you were married. ❞ ❝ There’s a lot of things you don’t know about me. ❞ ❝ You’re a terrible liar. ❞ ❝ He told me not to trust anyone. ❞ ❝ Anyone gets in my way, they’re gonna regret it. ❞ ❝ It kind of feels personal. ❞ ❝ I only act like I know everything. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna ask you again. ❞ ❝ Bye-bye, bikinis. ❞ ❝ First rule of going on the run is don’t run, walk. ❞ ❝ My fiancé was just helping me with some honeymoon destinations. ❞ ❝ I have the exact same glasses. ❞ ❝ Shut up and put your arm around me. Laugh at something I said. ❞ ❝ Kiss me. ❞ ❝ Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable. ❞ ❝ I just wondered how much practice you’ve had. ❞ ❝ Nobody special, though? ❞ ❝ Believe it or not, it’s kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience. ❞ ❝ You just make something up. ❞ ❝ The truth is a matter of circumstance. ❞ ❝ That’s a tough way to live. ❞ ❝ You know, it’s kind of hard to trust someone, when you don’t know who that someone really is. ❞ ❝ Who do you want me to be? ❞ ❝ Who’s the girl? ❞ ❝ You need anything before I leave? ❞ ❝ Want some milk? ❞ ❝ I thought I knew whose lies I was telling, but I guess I can’t tell the difference anymore. ❞ ❝ There’s a chance you might be in the wrong business. ❞ ❝ If it was down to me to save your life, would you trust me to do it? ❞ ❝ I hear the crab cakes here are delicious. ❞ ❝ That is a terrible, terrible idea. ❞ ❝ I wasn’t sure who to trust. ❞ ❝ Your work has been a gift to mankind. ❞ ❝ You shaped the century. ❞ ❝ Society’s at a tipping point between order and chaos. ❞ ❝ If you don’t do your part, I can’t do mine. ❞ ❝ See, it’s stuff like this that gives me trust issues. ❞ ❝ I just kind of wanted to be alone. ❞ ❝ We can put the couch cushions on the floor like when we were kids. ❞ ❝ I’m with you to the end of the line, pal. ❞ ❝ I don’t know if I can do that. ❞ ❝ I think it’s time you know the truth. ❞ ❝ The price of freedom is high. ❞ ❝ Did you write that down first, or was it off the top of your head? ❞ ❝ You smug son of a bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, did I step on your moment? ❞ ❝ Are you sure you’re ready for the world to see you as you really are? ❞ ❝ Did you get my flowers? ❞ ❝ You’re the best and the most ruthless person I ever met. ❞ ❝ You know, you’re a lot heavier than you look. ❞ ❝ I had a big breakfast. ❞ ❝ Please don’t make me do this. ❞ ❝ Unless you want a two-inch hole in your sternum, I’d put that gun down. ❞ ❝ This is gonna hurt. ❞ ❝ Man, shut the hell up. ❞ ❝ You know, there was a time I would’ve taken a bullet for you. ❞ ❝ You’re out of your depth, kid. ❞ ❝ I’m not gonna fight you. ❞ ❝ You’re my friend. ❞ ❝ You’re not going to put me in a prison. ❞ ❝ You’ll know where to find me. ❞ ❝ I’m headed to Europe tonight, Wanted to ask if you’d come. ❞ ❝ You might not want to pull on that thread. ❞ ❝ This is the age of miracles. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing more horrifying than a miracle. ❞

[coolxcaiti]

“Kiss” + cheek

pattilloaf

Caiti had been caught up in a game when she felt a tickle then a pair of lips on her cheek. She looked away from the game and smiled at Jack. “Hey stranger where have you been?”

[divinesofdarkness]

Send me “Kiss” Plus a body part and my Muse will react to yours kissing them there

Can be SFW or NSFW

[coolxcaiti]

Name: Emily Pattillo Gender: Female General Appearance: Fair skin, blue eyes, mid back length red hair and freckles on her cheeks. She typically keeps her hair tied back, she likes to wear the achievement hunters shirts as well as a few other roosterteeth merch. and she had glasses. Personality: Cheerful, easily excited, stubborn and protective. Special Talents: She’s really good at playing Tennis. Who they like better: She likes both her parents Who they take after more: Jack appearance wise Caiti personality wise. Personal Head canon: Emily likes hearing about stories about the AH crew from her Dad. Face Claim: Liliana Mumy

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