after everything

Cooper Ashbrook; fear can make you compromise

[jordankarev-blog]

Well why should I make you dinner?

[cooptho-blog]

Because I'm adorable and hungry. And you'd like me to stay that way. Well, at least the adorable part.

[ewmickey-deactivated20130617]

What’s wrong with your hands?

[cooptho-blog]

My hands are taking a well deserved nap after a long day of football. 

[fcksadvibes-deactivated20141023]

No one.

[cooptho-blog]

Actually, you seem like a great candidate. Got any cooking skills, love? 

[cooptho-blog]

Who's gonna show Coop a little love and make me dinner tonight? 

[steel2lazy]

Clearly I do. Why else would I bring it up?

[cooptho-blog]

I'm not really sure. It'd take a moron to know what went through another moron's head. I fortunately, am not a moron. 

[steel2lazy]

Have you ever taken a look at the locals, I think the average number of teeth they have is far below the norm.

[cooptho-blog]

What the fuck? Who notices shit like that anyways? 

[saintlusignac]

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[hidingrpconfess]

[cooptho-blog]

may i exercise my right to shove my fist five miles up wren's asshole for not making my tea? 

[cooptho-blog]

coop give me the d

piss off ya wanker don’t mess around with me like that

[ewmickey-deactivated20130617]

I’m in some type of fangirl disorder because Teen Wolf is in half an hour and Stiles is, like, really cute. 

[ewmickey-deactivated20130617]

[cooptho-blog]

Oh god. 

[shaggxrogers]

Perhaps they should. It would definitely make public transportation a bit more bearable. Or life in general, but, yanno.

[cooptho-blog]

Exactly. Christ if more people would just listen to me, the world might be a bit better. 

[shaggxrogers]

Easy killer, I was just making a joke. You put enough effort into your hair alone, anyone would notice your good hygiene.

[cooptho-blog]

Maybe people should start taking pages out of my book. Might help them in life. 

[ffsmicha]

Coop, don’t be mean to your Mum it’s rude.

[cooptho-blog]

Nah mate, my mum smells of a lot of things, broken promises and bullshit but this smell, isn't one of them. 

[shaggxrogers]

God, Coop, would you once in a while? I can smell you from way over here.

[cooptho-blog]

Cute attempt, but I shower daily. If you're smelling anything from me, it's the sweet smell of hygiene. 

[cooptho-blog]

For fucks sake, wash up before you go out in public it's insulting, really. 

[pointless-alfiee-blog]

[cooptho-blog]

[dontlevi]

Thanks for letting me know.

[cooptho-blog]

I was letting everyone know, actually. Don't flatter yourself.