The Brunette Man In White

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Oh my my lol the film of his is already done shooting? So is it like a big budget short film or a very low budget properish film? Cuz it says right there that's the director's first solo thing and like ye ain't pulling Whiplash as your first full length work cuz let's be realistic lol

Benny really making it out there direct to dvd while saying in every interview that god made him to be the star of a big studio franchise. Dream big indeed. niceeee tho maybe he can sell the nonexistent physical copies to his fangirlies in a mlm scheme x.x and this time he's not going to have excuses to actively skip rehearsing before his tour so he's going to train that goat screeching extra hard for Christmas lol

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“my present wrapped up in you” means she’s pregnant?? 😂😂😂🤮

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Responding on behalf of whoever asked about his Olivia Dean obsession. He's just been a massive fanboy for a while. Saying how much he loved her music, and style and the style of her band was his inspiration for his tour outfits. She has a song called Dive that he basically ripped off a lil bit with his 'are you ready to dive' lyric. It's kinda like his Hozier obsession, but this time it's a woman who also happens to look very much like his 'type'

Ooooooh oh I see I see how it is

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Santa Barnes booked an “indie drama” or whatever the “East of the River” is supposed to be. That’s the one he’s got tattoos for I suppose

How do yeeeee know this? He said is a very big secret lol

Also just tried to google this but it turns out there's like an old film of the same title and another one made from Kickstarter monies xd

Anyways! This is what exists and Benny ain't listed there yet if that's the one cuz like HOW DO YE KNOW?? but taking a quick looksie at the creators, me thinks we might be blowing the term outta proportion/misinterpreting the meaning of the term indie film lol it seems like it's gonna be just a textbook b-class movie lol ye know like the institute calibre of b-shite but now as a 90 minutes film xd

East of the River | Crime, Drama

East of the River: Directed by Dennis Latos. With Ben Ahlers, Callie Hernandez, Catherine Curtin, John Bedford Lloyd. Plot is being kept und

Also if he says that he only now landed and the production about to start, why did he have the ugly tattoos in that gym vid from a while ago? DOESN'T MAKE SENSE? what is going on??? Who's lying and why is it Benny Boy again?

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Remora’s thought process went like; acting didn’t work, so she went into music. Music didn’t work so she went into painting. Painting is not working because nobody gives two fucks (except for the fangirls trying to suck up to her) so she went back into filming again

They’re so deserving of one another, it’s pathetic how adults act like this

Me thinks it was god, then music, then being a model, working for daddy, interior designer, then actress and now a painter. I might be missing some of her achievements as I don't really give a single fuck aside from just laughing at how much my life is put together in comparison lol

But me also remembers that she has like that maga film coming out at some point? Might be a career changer with her part as an unnamed woman in the office #2

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So Benny Boy employed??? Surprising for me too lol toyota commercial? finally called hallmark? HARRY POTTER? from the posting time id assume he's still somewhere in us adjacent timezone sooooooooo proly no

But then he's gonna go on another tour lol like I don't work in the industry but even I know how fucking expensive touring is and like by Benny's admission he is literally flushing monies down the drain x.x like only the handful of fangirlies he has left are interested like with each new gig less people show up.... What was that definition of insanity thing when ye keep doing the same shite but expecting a different result? Like exactly how much money does he have to just use it as toilet roll?

Also lol I love that he has a pre sale on the tickets if ye buy his shite vinyls lol like hold thy horses he hasn't sold out a venue in a while ye ain't gonna miss a tix here xddd

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Seems like you're more out than in these days (understandable) but you might want to keep an eye on his numbers if you're still interested in ben related schadenfreude- he's getting real close to The Threshold

Okay gonna drop a bomb here but thats the only thing imma still keeping tabs on lol i have a shortcut on me phone to one of the websites that tracks his insta followers count live cuz I wanna see him dipping below 2M lol guilty pleasure

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lol people in his IG comments wondering if it’s a hard launch song. To who, Zoe!?

emmmm muffin haven't ye seen that DM exclusive talked about everywhere paid for and released on schedule by name launch he did with remora i don't remember when lol???

but honestly yeah if they are not his parish people then not gonna lie the song and cover and written with that Zoe character yeah it kinda points to it being her if ye don't know about remora which is a real possibility since he still be under that rocks lol

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Aren't we "lucky"? We're getting a Christmas single from Ben! I couldn't stomach listening to the whole sample, so I don't know if he's going solo or if it's a duet, but he's tagged a few people, including Aubrey and Kevin. Could be they're just getting credit for the music or lyrics though. Oh, and the cover "art" is two hands intwined, with a red ribbon, and a green and vaguely tree-ish looking triangle in the background.

It's bad enough he's doing this in *October*, and threatening videos (calling it now: Remora will be in that video!), and physical copies, but there will "maybe" (=definitely) be a live performance.

Yay.

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NOT A DUET! imma like not listening i am physically incapable of listening to anything he does says sings cuz I care about me health lol

Ye might be right about the video lol since its more than likely supposed to be her on the ugly as fuck cover and yesss i can see some live gigs since he has no jobs lined up and two failed tours was not enough for him lol

and as for the peeps, its his usual crowd right? the only ones who agree to work for him (AS FRIENDS) for the scraps he probably pays lol

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We didn’t get a collab. We got a bloody album cover with remora

Soooooooo I was tricked yet again lol is no duet just him and OMG can we appreciate that he did the thing™ again? like remora is there BUT YE HAVE TO KNOW that she be involved like

Imma calling it he is still going his standard route of denying and hiding and just gives her crumbs to keep her clinging like i already said what vibe imma getting from all of his relationships but honestly he keeps proving me right over and over and the worst thing is that the girlie is absolutely aware, wanting this and actually complacent with this from the beginning SAAAAAAAAAAAAD CRINGE SAAAAAAAAAD

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Benny Boy new christmas song is sadly out now. OCTOBER 10th yes ye hear that right lol We here at the Coral offices hoping that he will later unrelease it as an actual christmas present x.x

nostalgia and soul infused banger like i would like to apologise for the cringe........ banger baaaaanger grandpa off his meds again (guess to which christmas tune this one goes)

physical copies and videos and more empty venues gigs x.x he really do be throwing his monies into the pit just to keep his vanity dream alive honestly I wish I had so much money with no jobs lined up and a hasbeen status to me name lol

and I ask once again, what about the fucking deluxe? there were supposed to be videos and songs and promo and....... nothing??? Is he just trying to forget the deluxe cuz literally it tanked so bad (looking at the announcement post engagement alone) he pretends it never existed even though it was apparently best thing that he ever done lol so now instead he be trying to get back up with christmas music IN OCTOBER cuz he needs his ego inflated so his dick gets hard remora been asking

if anyone doing any papers on clinical desperation in males above 40 years of age stagnated at the age of 25 who also exhibit signs of dementia and ongoing personality crisis brought on by their need to masturbate to pictures of themselves while their fangirls throw money at him and clap - just look at our boy and dont forget to thank good old coral in the acknowledgements xd

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I’m the one that live blogged Ben’s concert back in January to you

I’m at a concert at the same venue as his right now and the place is probably 3 times more packed.

Like Ben’s crowd was a third of the size and it’s hilarious

i mean are we surprised? his fans are practically two fanclubs and one of them is almost pensioners knitting circle at this point cuz they be dying off lol also no one cares about shitty boy music that universally just bad

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Did you see Ella commenting on Ben's dad's video? At least she had more words than his "girlfriend."

I was told that twin flame was one of the peeps who liked the post in the first five minutes it was up toooooooooooo

I did not see the comment tho, what she say?

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do you know anything about his supposed obsession with Olivia Dean? is there any evidence pointing to this?? do we have this confirmed????

I have no idea who that character is but Im glad that ye be having fun while I was gone

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"no female students to proposition to" HUH??? WHAT DID PAPA BARNES DO

Nothing I hope lol it was just my general opinion of old professors after being a woman in academia for a few years now xd like in my experience thats their favorite pastime and not like recording music lol

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I'm so bored, I want Ben to get into celebrity beef with somebody. Preferably with somebody I dislike just as much.

ye want the most bland man that has no personality and is going round waving an off white flag in case a white flag offends anyone to get into a beef with someone? the man who will go out of his way just to quote what his fangirls wrote for him so they would love him and then hides under a rock beefing with someone publicly? i wish lol

but honestly if someone popular-ish would went after his ass, the first thing he would do is cream his fucking pants like a horny schoolboy cuz he was noticed and he will be talked about x.x