But still moon. Still man.

Coran | She/Dude | 26 [something interesting goes here] AO3 (CBlue), Twitter (yellowedcurtain)

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Okay, okay, legit post for the pinned post:

You can call me C/Blue or Coran. You can call me boo/dude/bestie/asshole (affectionate). You can tag me in games, posts, and memes. You can send me asks pertaining to metas or just really cursed ideas you wanna spill on me.

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Lots of love, guys.

[monstermoviedean]

DEAN THESIS STATEMENT!!!!!!

[monstermoviedean]

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP

[tothecottage]

skipdivorce is fun to me bc I have no stake in scott and kip as characters. if shane and ilya got divorced I would kill myself

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[1five1two]

[alexseanchai]

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

[cursedpdf]

[corancoranthemagicalman]

Can someone make me a Chad x Ryan HSM All The Things She Said edit that was my og heated rivalry fr fr

[corancoranthemagicalman]

I made this post on my birthday btw and it just now got one singular like thanks everyone for saying you hate me :/

[softgnome]

Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[hudconvent]

ilya opening their mail one day and then yelling SHANESHANESHANE who rushes in to where ilya is holding up a piece of mail gleefully

its a speeding ticket (not uncommon) with a traffic enforcement photo attached and its undeniable that it’s ilya’s (very few orange lamborghinis in the area) so shane is like “wow way to go. another few of those and your license is finally going to get revoked” and ilya is like “no. look closer.”

and shane leans in to look at the photo and tiny, just barely perceptible on the grainy photo, is ilya’s hand with a handful of dark hair in his lap

shane is beyond mortified but ilya keeps trying to hang the photo on the fridge

[autistic-shane-hollander]

Its very interesting how all three of the notable instances of someone trash talking ilya to shane have sexual connotations someone else has probably already pointed this out before

But yunas "fuck him in the but" jj "if he fucks you I'll fuck him back," and of course jj calling ilya cocksucker during the cup watch party are all sexual phrases whether the speaker intended that way or not

This is to further drive the point that sex and the hollonov rivalry are inherently linked

Okay big stretch time one could argue that all three of those instances have a sliver of casual homophobia. the idea of being fucked in the but being inherently bad admitted big stretch stay with me possibly bigger stretch the idea that JJ doesn't get that what he said was sexual because the idea of two men having sex is absurd. And no stretch at all calling someone a cocksucker is homophobic

Again someone else probably noticed all these things a long time ago

[blanketforcas]

question: "did those scenes [between you and cas] impact you in any way in real life?"

alex: "no. [...] i think misha might be in love with jensen. um. that might've been an impact in real life"

[spnnash 2025]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[akilah12902]

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

[mymansmoon]

imagining shane hanging out with his parents and while he's away from his phone doing something with his dad a call comes in. yuna sees this and goes, "shane, someone's calling you!"

and shane says, "who is it?"

"lily!"

"oh." shane immediately sets aside what he's doing and walks over, saying to his mom, "that's ilya."

yuna looks at him in confusion as he picks up his phone. "why is ilya saved as 'lily' in your phone?"

and shane looks at her, away, shrugs as if it's obvious and simply says, "I can't have ilya rozanov saved on my phone, mom" before answering the call with a, "hey, baby" and walking away.

leaving yuna (and david) standing shocked and, once again, shaken at how little they knew about their son and the layers of concealment he's had to operate under for years just to love who he loves.

[gaygoatshane]

gay silence

[flyora]

shall I add a description here?

[emziess]

Shane & his parents // Ilya & his parents Heated Rivalry, S01E01

[themoonandmyman]

Can we talk about how both David and Grigori are on the right side of the frame, Yuna is to the left of Shane- but to the left of Ilya is just a sharp drop.

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries