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Me: What do you call a cake baked by a prostitute?
Friend: I don't know. What?
Me: Hoe-made!
Friend: Remind me why you are my friend again.

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DAD JOKEZZZZZZZ
Me: What do you call a cake baked by a prostitute?
Friend: I don't know. What?
Me: Hoe-made!
Friend: Remind me why you are my friend again.
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I am currently reading Forever Four. The other two I finished.
“Supernumerary Rainbows over New Jersey ” Is the NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day of today, October 02, 2018
So cool.
If you truly pour your heart into what you believe in, even if it makes you vulnerable, amazing things can and will happen.
My poems aren't great. I just want to share them with all of you. Don't be a Hater. I feel very strongly that being mean and bullying is VER
This is my blog. If all you want to do on it is be negative, leave.
Virgo as Couture
(Check my page for the other signs)
These are the ugliest dresses. They make me want to barf. Like if you agree.
Quick ways to recognize the rising signs 💫
♈️ Aries Rising
-bold af
-“don’t fuck with me” vibes
-always moving
-always looking for something to do
-will leave ur ass behind if you’re too slow
-gets straight to the point
♉️ Taurus rising:
-alluring
-firm but soft at the same time
-won’t be rushed or pushed into things
-plays it safe
-trustworthy
-likes things to stay the way they are
-chances of changing their mind: 0%
♊️ Gemini rising:
-doesn’t know when to act serious
-they are the cat that curiously killed
-7000 hobbies
-attention span is 3 seconds
-doesn’t take breaths in between sentences
♋️ Cancer rising:
-soft resting bitch face
-probably doesn’t want to talk to anyone
-not very good at small talk
-instantly bothered when someone breathes at them wrong
-a little pessimistic
♌️ Leo rising:
-HAIR
-flaunts what they got
-downplays how much they care
-cares a LOT
-everyone loves them or loves to hate them
-everything about them screams THAT BITCH
♍️ Virgo rising:
-just wants to HELP
-nervous yet solid
-logic over everything
-kinda shy & soft
-will be assertive when necessary
-always thinking things through
-catches the TINIEST things
♎️ Libra rising:
-soft & cute
-super charming
-talks to everyone
-doesn’t know what the word ‘confrontation’ means
-always with people
-persuasive
♏️ Scorpio rising:
-style screams DRAMA
-a little intimidating
-EYE CONTACT (stares into your soul)
-wants to know about you, but you won’t know about them
-quiet but passionate
-VERY driven
♐️ Sagittarius rising:
-restless
-doesn’t want to sit still
-never turns down a dare
-no filter AT ALL
-talks whether you’re listening or not
-loves to give & receive good times
♑️ Capricorn rising:
-dry humor
-wants to be taken seriously & usually is
-eyes on the prize
-on top of their shit
-seems capable of literally anything
-nicer than they seem at first
♒️ Aquarius rising:
-doesn’t like to hop on the bandwagon
-wants to be one step ahead of everyone
-kind of odd, but likable
-notices everything
-has shower & late night thoughts 24/7
-will do the opposite of what you say just for the hell of it
♓️ Pisces rising:
-doesn’t know what reality is
-mystical af
-wants to hug everyone
-quiet & shy, but warm and comforting
-always daydreaming/spaced out
-jumps through hoops to avoid upsetting everyone
-soft but secretly vicious
Yes. I am Virgo. What are you?
Composite Chart Ascendant
Where did you meet them? (you really need to think outside the box here)
Aries - sports, common interests, environments that allow you to express yourself, adventurous places, possibly through common goals or through a spontaneous decision. Taurus - neat and tidy environments. gentle and natural environments, relaxing places that provide to the senses (gardens, oceans, etc), maybe through development. you might have this ascendant with a parent; mother in particular. Gemini - through anything that involves communication (internet, texting, letter writing, emails, etc), through siblings, learning environments. possibly neighbours, distant neighbours or through these people. Cancer - comfortable and stable environments, places that feel homely. possibly at home, or at someone else’s home. possibly through family. you might have this ascendant with a parent. Leo - environments through creative expression, through children, childhood friends, school friends, through siblings, speed dating. possibly through what you use for personal pleasure (hobbies, drugs, sex, etc) Virgo - at work, through animals, possibly learning environments, professional environments, health environments. could be through something you are committed to or are responsible for. Libra - through friends or acquaintances, debates, communal and social areas such as youth clubs and parties. possibly during periods of collecting products for your own aesthetic (clothing, interior/exterior design, books, toys, etc) Scorpio - absolutely weird places that people don’t usually specifically meet (alleyways, suburban streets, graveyards), through law systems, through problem solving, through sex, lovers. Sagittarius - possibly during emergencies, through adventurous endeavours, through school or learning environments. travel, cultures, philosophical debates, the seeking of freedom. Capricorn - at work, in professional environments, through colleagues. could be during a period where you’re building or maintaining a social image. through group projects, maybe through defeating your fears. Aquarius - the internet, in communal and social spaces such as libraries and cafes. through friends, possibly whilst helping this person, attending the same protests. Pisces - spiritual endeavours, mental health, places of the unknown (you were lost, in a place you use to escape reality, possibly astral projection or through a prophetic dream). somewhere you thought you were alone.
Possibly connected through…
Fire - “partner in crime” vibes, found each other fun Earth - admiring each other, found each other strangely grounding Water - immediate emotional connection, found each other mysterious Air - conversations came naturally, found each other intellectually interesting
So cool right?
Playing Spyro. Like if you know what I am talking about.
like or reblog if you save, please ♡
Just wanted to share.
This is so good. Shout out to Kristensnotebook.
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You go girl.
Those lips though.
What is his life? Like if you think he needs saving.