formerly kidhatekid

Cephalopods, noisy music, video games, comic books, and beer. Highbrow as fuck. I don't do follow-backs unless I like your blog. So don't add for follows if you don't own??? I tag for gore, blood, body horror, and drunk posts (#barebare blogging). Let me know if there's anything you'd like me to add to that list. Discord: corbie#2210 Twitch Steam Selfies

[corbietalons]

Hey I’m back and a lot has happened! Anyway, I have a new blog but please DM/ask me for the url. I’m sorry to say right now it’s mostly Warhammer 40k in general/Necrons specifically.

Quick rundown of major life events that happened in the last 5 years for everyone who only knows me on here:

Keep reading

[corbietalons]

Hey I’m back and a lot has happened! Anyway, I have a new blog but please DM/ask me for the url. I’m sorry to say right now it’s mostly Warhammer 40k in general/Necrons specifically.

Quick rundown of major life events that happened in the last 5 years for everyone who only knows me on here:

1. I finally stopped running from the trans thoughts I’ve expended a ridiculous amount of effort fighting since ~2009. I use they/he and I’m out everywhere but work. I want to apologize for every shitty trans/enbyphobic thing I’ve ever said; it came from a place of deep denial and self-loathing.

2. Related to why I’m finally out: I had a preventive hysterectomy last year. One of the actually valid reasons I had for not medically transitioning was my major genetic susceptibility to uterine cancer. T doesn’t increase the risk much in normal people, but taking it before would have been asking for turbocancer.

3. Through an absurdly unlikely series of events, I went from what looked like a hopeless rock bottom to landing a steady job and two subsequent promotions. I now make about my parents’ combined income when I was a kid, adjusted for inflation. (However, I’m looking elsewhere due to offshoring concerns. If your place is hiring a technical/content writer/manager with low-level management experience, hit me up!)

4. Said job allowed me to buy a nice little house just outside Austin. I’ll hopefully never have to deal with the bullshit of renting again, something I never imagined could happen as of even two years ago.

5. My cat, William, died a few months after my last post here and Mr. Butts followed him two years later. I have since acquired a Chihuahua/Dachshund mix for convoluted reasons, but the short explanation is she adopted me as an emotional support human a couple years ago. I now no longer hate little dogs. I also just got a 4-month-old kitten. They’re both excellent creatures.

6. Between life finally giving me some major wins and continued therapy, I am in an excellent place mentally. Not spending a majority of my waking hours consumed by rage is a welcome new experience.

7. The D&D stuff I was working on in 2018 came out and was pretty well-received (here and here). WotC also contracted me to write a mediocre Adventurers League module that I’m less proud of (but made some nice dosh).

I think that catches everything up. See you around!

[corbietalons]

I’m not sure how but my most recent D&D character started out as Peter Lorre but has been drifting far into Charlie Kelly territory.

[corbietalons]

James Gunn Justice League International movie when?

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Quick life update: I still can’t really talk about it but guess who is essentially writing canon fanfiction for their 12-year-old-self’s favorite vidya.

Don’t let your nerd dreams be dreams.

[corbietalons]

Back by popular demand.

This is my dad’s 1970s Bilbo Baggins cosplay in what looks like my grandparents’ Cherry Hill home.

Look at this fucking nerd.

Who glued steel wool to his hands and feet.

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Related.

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I want to sneak my dad’s D&D character into some of the stuff I’ve been working on but his name is so close to my actual last name that it’s Way Too Obvious. :(

(Hilariously it is something fairly generic that gets used a ton in medieval European fantasy.)

[corbietalons]

Lophos Vomerath, Triton Tempest Cleric of Eadro

Reposting from twitter, but: Same character after 1 week of painting minis vs. 6 months. Nowhere near great but table worthy.

[corbietalons]

I’m not usually a violent person, but I want to personally tear the hearts out of the chests of scammers who target the elderly for having compassion. Thanks for being emblematic of everything wrong with the human race, douchebags. :)

PS. Scammers may be data scraping Discord chats for personal info now.

[corbietalons]

Q: Throughout history, how many famous biologists have also been movie-star handsome?

A: Pretty sure it’s just been literally this one dude.

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Bringing this back since I’m about to suggest that a client add him in the revised versions of their encyclopedias of biologists and marine biologists for high school students.

Shouldn’t be hard, since strangely he’s in their general biology one? Which is weird because there are only a few biographies in that.

Edit: Mission accomplished. :3

[floatignheads]

Some Tyranny fanart

[cheaphalloweencostume]

2 types of twilight zone episode

the kind that are crafted immaculately and stay topical without being too heavy handed decades later

well i guess all that crazy shit just happened

[dreamprince]

appreciate this thing that i made

[diamondguls]

WHICH ONE ARE YOU IN YOUR FRIENDS GROUP BOYS?!

SAUSAGE PARTY

SNORP

STANCED OUT

SCRAMBUS!

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[dokusama-artblog]

I don’t know, guys….

I guess I have a thing for Tunon and Memes…

[legs-are-just-for-show]

why doesn’t travis, the largest mcelroy, not simply eat the other two

[dannyelfmemes]

i’m open to constructive criticism on this post