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#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #laszlo cravensworth #nadja #nadja of antipaxos #nandor #nandor the relentless #the guide #nandor x guillermo #marielaveaucravensworth

i knew they changed guillermo’s title card a bunch of times in s4 so i was curious what titles he has had - this is all of them! (this is only for s1-s4 because they haven’t shown titles in s5 - just names)

season one

season two

season three

season four

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits meta

wwditsdaily

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 5.08 | The Roast

#hurts a little bit #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #wwdits s5 #colin robinson

beansprean

That….that happened….

(ID in alt and under cut)

#wwdits #wwdits fanart #wwdits art #nandermo #wwdits spoilers

andremichaux

Are they gonna cut the body open? Oh, my god! Would you just stop talking? Just…shut your mouth. Please. What am I doing? How can you act like that? Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do? [Guys] The way you behave. Nobody will tell me. Because, it’s not OKAY for you to be asking these things!

But, I don’t understand!

[ gifs don’t do this scene justice so here’s the video ]

#i identify with anya so much #like i hc her as autistic #and my mom died about 5 years ago #and man this part punched me in the freaking stomach #😢😢😢#anya jenkins #btvs

castlesbyrs

1x02 - 4x10 Tom kept his promise.

#succession #tomgreg

clothedwthesun

#nandermo #me when i dont care

ghostoftonantzin

I want to make a list of all the ways Nandor was pathetic over Guillermo in this most recent episode, from memory and not in order:

telling Guillermo to run when it became clear the Baron wanted Guillermo dead.

following the Baron out of the room to beg for mercy for Guillermo in front of the entire roast. I cannot emphasize enough that he did this to save his familiar in front of a whole room of other vampires and Sean.

clutching Guillermo's sweater like a security blanket

cheerfully handing out glasses of blood and flat pepsi when everyone else in the room is aware that he has been metaphorically cuckolded by his familiar

cradling "Guillermo's" dead body and giving a whole speech about how much he meant to him. After refusing to let Guillermo touch him for four and a half seasons

remembering the exact words written in the card Guillermo gave him over thirteen years ago

#i love them i love them i love them #nandermo #wwdits s5 #wwdits spoilers #wwdits

successionable

shouldn't have taken my last $20, bitch

oh btw i'm sleeping with your husband

#succession #tomgreg #heheheh

spikedaily

Buffy the Vampire Slayer | 5.02 “Real Me”

#spike #buffy #btvs

bluespacebug

I like that ‘Gizmo’ has become Nadja and Laszlo’s nickname for Guillermo.

I imagine at first they genuinely didn’t care/would forget what his name is, but after time it became more about them stubbornly refusing to admit that they care/know anything about him by pretending they really thought Gizmo was his name.

Now it feels like it’s evolved to being a name they call him more out of habit than spite. They’ve spent so much time calling him Gizmo that it’s just who he is to them, they know his first name at this point, Nandor says it all the fucking time. It’s just that they’ve come too far now, they’ve committed to calling him Gizmo

cordeliavenable

yes!!!! it’s not about forgetting his name anymore. laszlo KNOWS his name. he even says it a couple times (but NEVER to guillermo)

in s3 in his letter to nadja he says “guillermo is a damn good bodyguard, he will keep you safe”

in s4 when he’s finished psychoanalysing the guide he says something like “we’ve finally gotten to the bottom of this naked glistening guillermo business”

PLUS in s5 nandor goes “WHERE’S GUILLERMO???” and laszlo goes “gizmo is NOT here.”

at this point, it’s his nickname for him and i’m all for it

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #i am a vampire family truther though