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PATREON, YOU SAY?

Hey, did you know you can see exclusive content and have early access to comic pages on my Patreon for just $1 USD a month? And NSFW art, WIPs, commission discounts, and access to a private discord for just $5 USD? And support a cool hot queer artist in the process? Of course you did. Anyway, check it out if you’re able and are over 18! Or, you can always buy me a Kofi, plan a commission with me, or check out my merch on RedBubble!

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Comics:

My Familiar's Ghost - a ghost!Guillermo s5 au - also on Ao3 -Masterpost part 2

Queening the Pawn - a nandermo comic about turning and telling the truth - also on Ao3

There Are Worse Things I Could Do - an alt canon nandermo meet-cute/romance speedrun. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3(nsfw) - also on Ao3

M.S.D.B. - a human au nandermo comic where they get assigned the wrong roles at a bdsm club. Teaser - Read on Patreon(nsfw)

What Are We? - a short post-s5 comedy of errors and miscommunication where Nandor tries to turn Guillermo. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Talking It Through - short ofmd s1 comic about izzy having a little tantrum. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

Izzyguana AU - ofmd post-s2 series about reincarnation and supporting your spouse's madness. Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5

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ID: 1a. Close up of Laszlo sitting on one end of a couch with his elbow propped up on the back, wearing his burgundy and black outfit from season 5 episode 6 urgent care. He grins salaciously past the viewer and wiggles the fingers of his free hand in that direction, crowing, “Oh-ho! Gizmo got struck with the sillies at the familiar clinic, did he? What was that like?” 1b. Reverse shot of Nadja, wearing her red dress for the episode, slumped in an armchair. She has one elbow propped on a chair arm and is resting her temple on the tips of her fingers, eyes closed, as if she is fighting a headache. Her free arm sweeps out vaguely as she replies “Oh, he was just calling everyone bitch and going on about how he loves us.”

2. Reverse shot, wide, showing Laszlo and Nandor sitting side by side on the couch and Colin in an adjacent armchair. Colin, wearing his plaid beige suit from the episode, looks up from his news paper to say “Ew.” Laszlo turns in profile to squint at his wife from the corner of his eye, frowning as he echoes “Ew.” Nandor, wearing his brown jameh and overcoat from the episode, leans forward urgently from the far end of the couch and asks “But did he say he loves me the most??”

3. Zoom out, Nadja appearing in the foreground from behind. She pulls her head up from her hand to look at Nandor with some interest and replies “He did, actually.” Nandor plants an elbow on the back of the couch and turns his body toward Laszlo, wearing a ridiculously smug and triumphant grin. Laszlo glares, pulls his own arm back, and shifts away from him, annoyed. /end ID

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Thank you @rubyone for your post and happy anniversary destiel

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ID: 1a. Shoulders up of Dean, Sam, and Crowley standing in a group, Dean's back to them and the viewer. Crowley scowls and picks idly at his nails, saying, "You're still pathetically sliming about everywhere - over what, Castiel? Isn't it time you get over it?" Dean shakes with emotion, the side of his face visible to the viewer going dark. Sam steps between them with a hand out, warning "Hey-", but Crowley continues. "Plenty other angels where he came from, if that's what tickles your pickle." Text next to Crowley points to him and reads 'blindingly jealous, screaming, crying, throwing up'. 1b. Dean snaps and whips around, grabbing Crowley by the lapels with both fists and pulling him close to his face, eyes wide with rage. He screams, "Buddy, I'm his WIFE!" 1c. Sam pops in in the background, blurting out "His what?" Dean freezes, his words catching up to him as Crowley sweats nervously in his grip. The word 'wife' echoes around Dean's head. 1d. Without a word, Dean spins around and walks away, facing the viewer, face blank but for an eye twitch and holding a bottle of 'Domestic Goose' whiskey. A thought bubble with a heavily chained and locked chest appears above his head. Behind him, Sam looks after his brother with concern and confusion. Crowley busies himself with fixing his now-crumpled suit and tie, cheeks blazing red.

2. Screenshot of a tumblr post by @rubyone that says "enough about dean calling cas his late husband post the empty. what about when someone insinuates dean should get over it and dean yells buddy im his WIFE!!!!!!!! does he mean to say it no. has he conceptualised this concept in any way no. does anybody else know how to deal with this statement no. everybody in the room including dean immediately goes WELL! i’m not touching THAT with a ten foot pole! and then it never comes up again ever" /end ID

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ID: Knees up of Nandor sitting on a couch and Nadja laying down with her head in his lap. She has her hands tucked under her chin and mouth open and drooling against Nandor's thigh, snoring loudly. Nandor has one hand on her shoulder and the other playing with her hair, talking to someone offscreen. /end ID

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From this post by @tiktaalic

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ID: 1a. Sam and Dean sitting on an orange leather two-seater couch, Dean holding a bottle of beer on his knee while handing Sam another, which he takes with two fingers around the neck. Dean asks, "Hey, you know how any time you sit next to Cas the air gets really weird? The other day-" "What?" Sam interrupts, looking up at Dean curiously. "What do you mean, weird?" Dean furrows his brow and explains, "Like...electric. And warmer than usual. You never noticed?" 1b. Close up, Sam in the foreground huffing out a small laugh as he replies "No. Can't say that's ever happened to me." Dean squints at him suspiciously, parroting, "What? Never?" 1c. Chest up of them side by side. Sam lifts his beer to his lips with a smirk and peers Dean from the corner of his eye. "Maybe it's your 'profound bond'," he teases, making air quotes around 'profound bond' with his free hand. Dean glares at him, pinks slightly flushed, and just responds "Dude." Sam teases further, "Do you get butterflies in your tummy, too?" 1d. Zoom back out to knee-height. Sam snorts and chokes slightly on a mouthful of beer as Dean thwacks him on the shoulder with a loose fist. Cheeks fully red, Dean whines back "Shut up! It's just, like, weirdo grace backwash or something. Not my fault you can't feel it."

2a. View shifts to the right as Sam stands from the couch and crosses to Dean's other side to walk out of frame, rolling his eyes with an amused smile. Dean remains seated, right arm along the back of the couch and right gesturing with his beer as he cranes his head back to gripe at Sam's retreating back. He says, "Your instincts gotta be screwed up, okay? Nothin' to do with me." 2b. Zoom in on Dean's side of the couch, the other half now no longer in frame. Dean faced forward again and takes a sip from his beer, grumbling "Jeez..." to himself. There is a flapping sound. Without changing position or turning to look, Dean pipes up, "Hey, Cas." 2c. Zoom out to knee-high, the full couch now visible with Cas sitting on the other cushion, fists perched respectfully on his knees. He half turns his head toward Dean and says "Hello. What were you talking about?" Dean sighs "Nothin', Cas. Don't worry about it," and raises the hand that was stretched along the back of the couch to give Cas a friendly slap on the back. Cas doesn't move an inch. 2d. Zoom far out, the couch with Dean and Cas now small in the bottom left corner. Dean, arm still stretched out behind Cas, turns to him and asks "Just- If you were doing any freaky angel crap to me, you'd tell me, right?" Cas turns his impassive face forward and replies, "Of course, Dean." In the empty space of the rest of the frame, we can now see two massive intangible wings in glowing white and blue sprouting from Cas's back, one dragging the ground beside him and the other wrapped around Dean's shoulders like a protective lover. Two more pairs, lined in white and less visible than the first, fan out behind even larger, rainbow-tinted feathers flying loose everywhere. /end ID

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Bro did you delete all the Kermit anon stuff? I'm trying to proof how stupid I was at 14yo that I cyberbullied a grown ass adult for looking like Kermit....

I WOULD NEVER

"when i was 14" [looks at last kermit anon ask. it was just last year] hmmmm

i stand by the fact that 14 years old is the dumbest you will ever be but its also prime time to bully someone in their thirties

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A commission from our dear @partiallyobscure!! With a special wedding ring request ;3

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ID: Full body of Volt and Eddie from Date Everything in their usual attire, kissing in a spotlight on a stage like Bruce Springsteen and Clarence Clemons. The Breaker Box and Spotlight logos are featured behind them in neon, and the curtains framing the edges are made of thick gathered wires. Eddie is jamming on a teal electric guitar decorated with wire and plug patterns, head turned up towards Volt to meet his lips. Volt has one hand curled around the back of Eddie's neck to pull him forward and the other splayed out dramatically and holding a mic stand; the microphone is a lit lightbulb. Orange wires from each device curl around the stage at their feet. They are both wearing gold wedding bands shaped like lightning bolts. /end ID

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Commission from @memosminifridge! Happy New Year!

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ID: Full body of Guillermo dipping Nandor tango-style on a splattered red background. Guillermo is wearing flared black pants with floral embroidery, chunky black boots, and a matching embroidered crop vest over a loose mesh shirt. He has one hand at Nandor's waist and the other tangled in his hair, looking into his eyes with a smug smile as he gets his full weight easily. Nandor, stiff as a board and nearly parallel to the floor, stares back with wide eyes and a flushed face, startled hands clutching at Guillermo's shoulders. /End ID

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take the hint dean.

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ID: 1. Waist up of Castiel standing and looking up with a small smile as Jack runs into frame with a big grin. Jack is wearing an elf hat with fake ears and a cream sweater with red and green stripes, and he is carrying an armful of Christmas decorations. 2. Jack reaches Cas and begins draping him in the decorations. Cas leans down slightly to grant him better access, looking confused but making no arguments. 3. Jack leaves, Cas now standing wrapped up in green and red light strings, gold tinsel, and a Santa hat with a sprig of mistletoe on a bobbing wire clipped to the brim. Cas looks up at the mistletoe thoughtfully as it bobs around just above his head 4. In the kitchen, Dean stands in the foreground holding a foil-covered dish with oven mitted hands. He is wearing an apron that makes the wearer look like a busty lady wearing a sexy Santa dress and text that says "tits the season." He glances back toward the doorway from the corner of his eye with a shiver of fear. Castiel stands in the doorway staring at him with glowing blue eyes, the Christmas lights around him now lit up. He is emanating an intense aura and is surrounded by floating blue eyes staring at Dean with pink hearts for irises. The mistletoe glows ominously above him. /end ID

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Another commission from @g0sts! A cowboy Guillermo to go with horseboy Nandor ;)

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ID: Full body of Guillermo on a blue background with a tilted white rectangular frame, back to the viewer with feet wide apart and his torso twisted to smirk over his shoulder. His left hand is twirling a lasso while his right holds the excess rope at his side. He is wearing brown leather assless chaps with white rose embroidery, dark blue tassels down the sides and bottom, and pearls inlaid on every seam over a brown leather thong. It's strapped at the waist and thighs with dark blue leather belts with silver buckles and delicate arched embroidery. There is a matching blue leather harness over his chest, along with the glint of a silver nipple ring. His vest has the same brown leather, rose embroidery, pearls, and tassels as the chaps and lays open over his bare chest, an intricate blue rose pattern stamped on the back. His brown leather gloves match as well, with dark blue tassels, pearls lining the hem, and a blue rose pattern. A cowboy hat sits proudly on his head in the same brown leather, the underside showing black and white cowskin and the front stamped with a blue rose lined in pearls. His cowboy boots are dark blue and teal, with snakeskin at the top and toe, cowskin at the heel, blue roses decorating the sides, and shining silver spurs. /end ID

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ty @hoarderheart for your magnificent dog dean afternoon post....i had to draw him....

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1a. Dean sitting at a table across from Sam, who is close up in profile with the perspective going over his shoulder. Human Cas, dressed in his green tee shirt and purple hoodie, is standing next to Dean and smiling teasingly while patting Dean's head. Dean is stiff and flushed, hands curled into fists on the table as Sam laughs at them. Dean grumbles, "Ha, ha, he's got a sense of humor, now. I'm not a literal dog, Cas." 1b. Sam looks down, still amused, and says, "Well, Kevin says it should wear off quick enough-" He is interrupted by a loud whine from Dean, who has his eyes closed and head tilted toward Cas, clearly begging for more pets. Cas, who had apparently stopped petting, jerks his arm back in surprise. 1c. Wide-eyed and red-cheeked, Cas continues stroking Dean's hair. Dean relaxes into it, eyes still closed and hands loose on the table. Text by Cas's head points to him and reads 'Awakening Things'. Sam trails off "So...uh..." and stares. Colonel the dog pops into frame behind Cas and nudges his nose at the free hand in Cas's hoodie pocket, asking, "Hey, man, can I get in on this action?"

2. Screenshot of a tumblr post from @hoarderheart, which reads: "cas should’ve been there when dean was turning into a dog tbh. he should’ve petted him for funsies. like cas should’ve petted him once out of pure morbid curiosity and instinct mid-conversation which stops said conversation and suddenly all the three of them are just basking in that awkward ass and slightly adorable moment until cas stops. sam tries to pick up where they left off but then dean frustratedly whimpers and gestures his head towards cas for more pets. and so cas is like “oh. uh, okay…” and does as told and sam awkwardly continues the conversation about the case anyway. they never talk about this ever* 👍👍👍*until sam mentions it in frustration in the midst of a silly argument to use it against dean years later in the bunker. also go consult your doctor or whatever you kids say." A tag reads "very fitting for the first omega in history i'd say" /end ID

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The Colonel needed his turn

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Full body of human Cas kneeling on the ground with Colonel the German Shepherd laying facing him. Cas is scratching his ears and under his chin with both hands while he wags his tail, eyes happily closed. A speech bubble from offscreen shows a frustrated Dean glaring and fidgeting with a whine, jealous of the attention. /end ID

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ty @hoarderheart for your magnificent dog dean afternoon post....i had to draw him....

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1a. Dean sitting at a table across from Sam, who is close up in profile with the perspective going over his shoulder. Human Cas, dressed in his green tee shirt and purple hoodie, is standing next to Dean and smiling teasingly while patting Dean's head. Dean is stiff and flushed, hands curled into fists on the table as Sam laughs at them. Dean grumbles, "Ha, ha, he's got a sense of humor, now. I'm not a literal dog, Cas." 1b. Sam looks down, still amused, and says, "Well, Kevin says it should wear off quick enough-" He is interrupted by a loud whine from Dean, who has his eyes closed and head tilted toward Cas, clearly begging for more pets. Cas, who had apparently stopped petting, jerks his arm back in surprise. 1c. Wide-eyed and red-cheeked, Cas continues stroking Dean's hair. Dean relaxes into it, eyes still closed and hands loose on the table. Text by Cas's head points to him and reads 'Awakening Things'. Sam trails off "So...uh..." and stares. Colonel the dog pops into frame behind Cas and nudges his nose at the free hand in Cas's hoodie pocket, asking, "Hey, man, can I get in on this action?"

2. Screenshot of a tumblr post from @hoarderheart, which reads: "cas should’ve been there when dean was turning into a dog tbh. he should’ve petted him for funsies. like cas should’ve petted him once out of pure morbid curiosity and instinct mid-conversation which stops said conversation and suddenly all the three of them are just basking in that awkward ass and slightly adorable moment until cas stops. sam tries to pick up where they left off but then dean frustratedly whimpers and gestures his head towards cas for more pets. and so cas is like “oh. uh, okay…” and does as told and sam awkwardly continues the conversation about the case anyway. they never talk about this ever* 👍👍👍*until sam mentions it in frustration in the midst of a silly argument to use it against dean years later in the bunker. also go consult your doctor or whatever you kids say." A tag reads "very fitting for the first omega in history i'd say" /end ID

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ID: 1. Waist up of Laszlo and Nadja making out, arms wrapped around each other. Nandor comes up behind Lazslo with a pouty expression, clearing his throat and tapping Laszlo on the shoulder. 2. Laszlo turns his head, arms still around Nadja, to offer Nandor a kiss with a smirk. Nandor wraps his arms around Laszlo's waist and presses their lips together as Nadja laughs. /end ID

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perhaps a bit cringe of me to be like. Hey look at My art but i saw your ‘cas wearing goofy shirts and looking hot doing it’ but !!! 🤝🤝🤝🤝 i Also Appreciate a Slutty Dilf Cas 👀

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SLUTTY DILF CAS!!! HE'S GOING TO TOYOTATHON!!

something very funny about cas wearing the straightest possible novelty tee shirts. toyota summer sales event. women want me fish fear me. female body inspector. live laugh love.

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Posts made specifically for dean on this high holy day of hellerween

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ID 1. Castiel standing holding a Piggly Wiggly bag in one hand and his phone in the other, frowning angrily at the screen. A sent text reads "Dean, where are you?" with two replies that read "3 rows back" and "Just walk to the car I'm not picking u up wearin that". Cas is wearing a pink tee shirt with a sparkly rainbow and a unicorn and bubbly pink text that says "Alpha Male". 2. Waist up of a sleepy Cas with ruffled hair and thick scruff on his face shrugging into a flannel shirt. Underneath he is wearing orange boxer briefs and a rucked-up blue tee shirt that reads "12 inch tight top". 3. Full body of Cas smiling fondly at the viewer, wearing a pale yellow shirt that says "Slut: Sexy Ladies Under Tremendous Stress" with a small pinup lady sitting on the letters. 4. Hips up from behind of a scruffy-looking Cas with bedhead and thick stubble that can just be called a beard. His eyes are closed as he irritatedly scratches at the back of his neck, where the tag of his shirt is sticking out. The shirt is a bleach-stained dark gray and features a faded yellow happy face on the back with the words "I'm no longer a danger to society". 5. Waist up of Cas with his arms crossed and lips pursed, one eyebrow raised in an unimpressed manner. He is wearing a white tee shirt with black text that reads "I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity". /end ID

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he thought they were playing... happy hellerween

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ID: 1. Waist up of Cas sitting at a picnic table in his usual getup, Claire sitting adjacent to him on the table and twisted around to face him. She is, as usual, playing up her disinterest. Cas hunches over his phone, which is sitting on the table, and pokes at it, saying "Hello, Dean. You're on speakerphone, so behave." 2. Waist up of Dean back at the bunker, sitting at a table with his phone held to his ear in his left hand, his right braced against the table to rock his chair back and forth. He smirks and replies, "Or what, you'll spank me?" At the same time, Cas continues over the phone, "Claire says hi." 3. Dean rocks forward in his chair to plant his left elbow on it and press his phone to his forehead, mortified and red-faced. He throws up his right hand as if to ask what the hell is wrong with him. 4. Back to Cas and Claire. Cas has frozen in place, mouth making a grim and nervous line across his face as he glances up at his sort-of-but-not-really-daughter. Claire is staring back at him in absolute disgust, the picture of a sort-of-but-not-really-daughter learning too much about the sex life of her sort-of-but-not-really-dad. Through the phone, Dean feebly says "Hi, Claire." /end ID

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so glad to see everyone celebrating ME