If you’re out there, Steve… I’m waiting

WWDITS FX sideblog. I’m in too deep.

[teratomat]

Then it is settled. You'll come home with me, alive.

[snufkinofficial]

guillermo

[sherlockianpancakes]

Fellas is it gay to hold hands with your best friend/familiar/bodyguard while holding a stake to your neck and speaking in an ancient language to let them know you can’t live without them?

Because if it’s not then what the actual shit.

[jeirtza]

patton oswalt, voice of remy the rat, died for nandermo

[paperlignes]

guillermo and nandor / hands

[guillermogoth3000]

Nandor: me and Guillermo aren't very close he's just my familiar so i must act aloof with him

Also Nandor and Guillermo:

[ghostoftonantzin]

I want to make a list of all the ways Nandor was pathetic over Guillermo in this most recent episode, from memory and not in order:

telling Guillermo to run when it became clear the Baron wanted Guillermo dead.

following the Baron out of the room to beg for mercy for Guillermo in front of the entire roast. I cannot emphasize enough that he did this to save his familiar in front of a whole room of other vampires and Sean.

clutching Guillermo's sweater like a security blanket

cheerfully handing out glasses of blood and flat pepsi when everyone else in the room is aware that he has been metaphorically cuckolded by his familiar

cradling "Guillermo's" dead body and giving a whole speech about how much he meant to him. After refusing to let Guillermo touch him for four and a half seasons

remembering the exact words written in the card Guillermo gave him over thirteen years ago

[stargazingbitch]

My honest reaction

[yeet-me-out-tonight]

why am i gasping? i already knew this

[cookinguptales]

the detail that finally sent me over the edge was Nandor having the card memorized better than Guillermo does, implying that he kept it and looks at it all the time

I can’t this episode broke me

[rylandsgrace]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.08 - The Roast

[gilly-bean]

He love loves him.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | SEASON 5 EPISODE 8

[rasputinaillyanna]

03x08 / 05x08

[lovebunnie]

ohhhh nandor loves guillermo so muchhh he wants him safe and where he can see him and he thinks about the first day they met and he cradled his body when he thought he died and he begged the baron to spare him TWICE and he kept his sweater when they didnt know where he was, he wants him around forever and he loves him and he was his body guard and his best man at his wedding and his best friend

[thegeekyartist]

"I suppose with the right company, it can be beautiful, this eternal existence."

[baronafanas002]

The baron fucking snaps

[nadjasnandor]

What We Do in the Shadows | 5.08 – “The Roast“