The Shade Room

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[cordellashaderoom]

Did Sam ask Cordie out on a date? I'm dead. ☠

Sam Evans is getting laid tonight, for sure. Look at that girl get her new target. Cordie Wilde’s back in the game once more ladies and gentlemen. Maybe we’ll actually see a NC-17 rating now that she’s letting her freak flag fly.

@cordellasam @cordiewithcordella

[cordellashaderoom]

Finally someone stood up to Kitty!

I feel like there was a lot of miscommunication. If the girl had a raspy voice, just sneak her some sore throat medicine. Show’s tomorrow night ladies, not tonight. But Kitty, as per usual, can’t take a normal sentence as a normal sentence and everyone’s out to get her. Both of you are exhausting, but congrats on being #1 topic in our inbox! 

@rileymeeks @rockinwilde

[cordellashaderoom]

Looks like Madison isn't too happy with what Mason said about living in her shadow.

I hardly blame her, actually. To get randomly dragged into SD’s bullshit of tonight is hardly shocking. I’m going to guess some words were said that goes against them reuniting after Madison had her giant freakout. Ouch, Mason. 

@masedeception @solomadison

[cordellashaderoom]

Clearly Lia needs a new assistant if she didn't even name her as someone she couldn't be without. No wonder Anna is sucking up to other artists.

Do you blame Lia though? Your personal assistant isn’t supposed to be your best friend. Though, I guess she’s already blurring the line with having Olivia on her team. Sucks to be on the lowest end of the stick. You help her run her live smoothly and she leaves you in the dust. There’s that harsh cold demeanor that we all know.

@annaxharper @cordellaemilia

[cordellashaderoom]

I wonder how Margaret feels about cockblocking the hottest threesome of all time

I’m still holding my breath on the threesome to happen. Maybe Margaret will make an exception just this once for sharing her man. It’ll be better for all careers involved. Hell, maybe she can even be the one to film the sex tape.

@cordellacarter @themargaretgrace @cordellamax @cordellaemilia

[cordellabrad]

Who's one person on tour you're glad to be around? Who's one person on tour you'd rather be without?

I like everyone on tour but I guess if I had to narrow it down, the people I’m the most glad to be around go to my boys: @cordellamax and @cordellalincoln, my manager @cordellarhiannon, my besties @cordellaemilia and @msoliviaflanagan— and the coolest girls around @stellafabs and @cordiewithcordella. 

I know that’s a lot of people…and the worst is that I don’t really have anyone that I’d rather be without. Everyone brings there own personality to their stuff and to the tour. I could honestly go without the Shade Room girls though. But that’s just me.

[cordellashaderoom]

You’d be bored without us, Baby B~

[cordellashaderoom]

How much would you pay to see Lia and Max's sex tapes? You know they exist.

Personally, I’d rather see Cooper and Jared’s. You know they had some awesome post-elopement sex. 

@the-californiansaint @jaredsnapshots

[cordellashaderoom]

I would not be surprised to see the ratings for the show drop. No one wants to see a bunch of tame musicians who are unshakingly committed to their insignificant other. This show should be called Endgame and it would have one season and no one would tune back in. Yawn fest.

Haven’t you heard? It already has. This entire tour is most likely not going to make it the whole way through. Everyone’s too happy where they are in their life with their significant other. Not that I blame them, but they’re also all friends with each other. No one’s got beef with anyone. It’s honestly not the best show-- and I work for Cordella.

You would think the artists would care more, considering if the show gets dropped, they don’t get paid. Or did no one read the fine print?

[cordellashaderoom]

I need a Wilde Evans orgy now. Thanks for the wet dreams.

The only orgy Cordelia Wilde would get between is a church circle jerk. But, if it’s just Kitty, Peyton and Sam? Let’s just say we’d all be on our knees praying for that.

@peyevans @cordellasam @cordiewithcordella

[cordellashaderoom]

How much is Lia paying you not to shade her?

There are more exciting things than a second rate Paris Hilton. There’s no gos on her because she doesn’t do anything-- she’s boring. Flat. And just not worth the time or income for either of us. There’s a lot of people we don’t shade-- and it’s because you’re all deathly boring.

[cordellashaderoom]

Madison and Ripley are totally cute. It's a shame that Mads is only with her because she doesn't want to be alone.

It’s even more of a shame that Ripley doesn’t realize it-- hell, Madison’s genuinely the most blunt person. Has she ever heard Madison’s actual song ‘Alone’? Talk about disgustingly desperate.

@cordellarip @solomadison

[cordellashaderoom]

What is your most recent unpopular opinion?

Oh honey, I have a few. Let’s take a seat and find out.

The Heartdrops really aren’t all that. Sure, they’re all hot but I think the only thing they truly have going for them is sex appeal and that dies down with old age.

Lia Lopez? A waste on the lineup. Sure, she’s cute and sassy and her music is good but is she even actually having fun?

The new single that was hyped up by Cooper and Cordelia? Not that great. It’s cute and boppy but not the best work and won’t last on the charts for more than a week.

Due Hesitation would probably be better with just Carter as a solo act and Peyton and Ripley doing their own things as well. They’re all really struggling and frankly Ripley and Carter are way too obsessed with their significant others.

Are any artists on this tour actually worth all the hype that comes with them? They’r either real try hards to stay relevant or they’re just lucky and do whatever they can to keep their name out there with the fans.

Then again what do I know? I just work here.

@cordellabrad @cordellamax @cordellalincoln @cordellaemilia @cordiewithcordella @the-californiansaint @cordellacarter @cordellarip @peyevans

[cordellashaderoom]

Did you know that Mason's dipping into the nose candy?

With his family, how pathetic his career is and how crazy his sister is I’m not all that surprised. A shame though, we thought was clean now - what a waste.

@masedeception

[cordellashaderoom]

If Lia was going to cheat on Max with one of his bandmates, would it be Brad or Lincoln?

I think you’re choosing the two wrong people for who Lia Lopez would cheat on her fiance with.  But I guess if it’d probably be Brad. Those two seem to get along a little too well.

@cordellaemilia @cordellamax @cordellabrad

[cordellashaderoom]

Sam is an angel. Who are your top three picks for who he should hook up with and why?

Sam is an angel and this tour is very blessed to have him. Who do I think he’ll hook up with?

Quinn Fabray

Cordelia Wilde

Kitty Wilde

I don’t have reasons except they’re all hot blondes and he’s a hot blonde.

@cordellasam @cordellaquinn @cordiewithcordella @rockinwilde

[cordellashaderoom]

People assume The Heartdrops are the sexiest on this tour but I disagree. Have you seen Finn and Simon? Come to daddy 👅💦

Finn and Simon are hella fine, you ain’t wrong there. I am almost positive I will let Simon do everything and more to my body if he wanted to. I’d also say Finn but i’m thinking that he is a little too smitten with a certain little Rose to be interested in anyone else.

@finnontheskins @cordellasimon

[cordellashaderoom]

Who's got more exes Lia or Cordie?

I’m going to say probably Cordelia but Lia is a close second. The problem is, I’m almost sure Cordelia dates people to write songs about them whereas Lia dated people because she actually liked them. It’s just funny that one of the infamous Cordelia exes now put a ring on Lia’s finger. Do I smell a new song?

@cordellaemilia @cordiewithcordella @cordellamax