Amanda is the fifth rowdy.

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[courtfool]

Bart “I’m trying to be better” curlish

Kills eleven thousand and 5 (11,005) people in 1 season

[corgi-in-a-holisticbox]

Man, it be like that sometimes.

[pixeliis]

[stil-lindigo]

Blackwing Files >Access> Project Cerberus

Figure 1: Project Cerberus, Subjects 1, 2 and 3 shown (left to right). Photo taken upon entry into the program.

Introduction: Project Cerberus consists of 3 subjects, all sisters. As infants, the triplets were separated at birth yet gathered together later in life. 

Date of apprehension:September 3rd 1997

Recorded abilities: Invulnerability through environmental coincidences (See: Project Marzanna). Their recorded abilities have been documented to only function within an arbitrary distance of each other. Edit: Upon experimentation, this distance appears to be approximately 60 meters.

Ability Classification: Defence

Holistic Profession: Holistic Bodyguards

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[stil-lindigo]

Update: As of the recent official reform of the Blackwing initiative under guidance of Agent Wilson, detailed monitoring of Blackwing projects has been renewed. For the sake of convenience for Supervisor Friedkin, previous logs have been compiled into one, complete, update.

Following the breakout from Blackwing in 2000, Project Cerberus attempted to integrate into society. With the help of other projects such as Project Griffin and Project Miru, they acquired an apartment in the suburbs of [REDACTED] and restarted their education at [REDACTED] High School. All three began working to support themselves, although Subject 1 shouldered much of the financial weight, working between 2-3 jobs at the same time.

In 2002, all three subjects graduated. Subject 2 and 3 possessed some of the highest scores and won partial scholarships to a nearby university. Subject 1 also won a scholarship due to her achievements in Judo and Soccer. Post-graduation, details of the subjects are limited, although it has been seen that Subject 1 worked for her previous Judo teacher as an assistant for around 4-5 years. 

In 2009, Project Cerberus moved to [REDACTED] and then again, to [REDACTED] in 2013, where they still currently reside. 

As of 2016, Project Cerberus are all 32 years old. Figure 2 (below) displays their current appearance.

Figure 2: Project Cerberus, Subjects 1, 2 and 3 are shown (left to right, order of descending height)

According to the most recent update, they all have their own businesses, situated more or less within 60 meters of each other. Subject 1 is a full-time instructor of a nearby gym. Subject 2′s occupation is what is currently described as a make-up guru. Her Youtube channel, ‘Nicki’s Trix’, has approximately 6 million subscribers. Subject 2 is also employed part time at Subject 3′s hair salon. Subject 3 is, oddly enough, still apparent as Project Cerberus’ leader.

[corgi-in-a-holisticbox]

‘Holistic Actress’ by absolutelynot

Mona Wilder: Holistic Actress. • Buy this artwork on apparel, stickers, phone cases, and more.

dirk gently fan merch

[poikas]

everything is connected. nothing is also connected 💡

[the-one-true-michael]

*Griffin McElroy voice* my perfect boy

[ohhadivist]

dghda really looks like a small gay key mash and I love that

[dustlines]

#the show itself is a small gay key mash #(in the best way <3) (x)

[ohhadivist]

dghda really looks like a small gay key mash and I love that

[dustlines]

#the show itself is a small gay key mash #(in the best way <3) (x)

[doesjohnnyghostisgay]

Werewolf!Toast @ Ghost’s lap:

[sugarot-a-deactivated20200812]

my heart goes out to syrians right now, the last thing you need is useless attacks meant to strong arm radical leaders while simultaneously harming innocent lives. this was completely avoidable and not at all necessary in the slightest what syria needs is aid, financial and otherwise, to help them achieve stability. refugees need to be saved and protected, not bombed and threatened.

here are a list of charities you can donate to to help syria and its people:

save the children

u.s. fund for unicef

islamic relief usa

international rescue committee

the white helmets

syrian american medical society

doctors without borders

[chuckdrawsthings]

the duality of cat

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

[thepurpah-moved]

I am very happy to announce that my senior project, titled “Candied Magic” is complete! This has been a eight month long project (not all of the art is included here), all development for an animated TV series!

“Candied Magic” is a re-telling of the fairy tale “Hansel and Gretel” set in the golden age of Mexico. 

Hermosa and Gabriel are both orphans who run away together and find themselves at a candy shop called the Candy Cauldron after following a strange blue creature. They discover that the shop, the candy, and the shop runners are anything but normal.

Ginger, a candy witch, creates unique candy which give temporary powers to the person who eats it, providing practical and entertaining uses. Sugarbones is her sugar skeleton assistant, and Caramela is an alebrijie who has a habit of eating Ginger’s sweets.

Of course, nothing about Ginger or Sugarbones is cookie-cutter, and the young orphans find themselves on a few fantastic adventures learning more about the witch and her companion. 

This has been such an amazing project and I hope to someday turn it into a real TV or a webseries. It was amazing to see people’s reactions at the gallery opening, and even more amazing to share the experience with @oakydeer who was a MAJOR part of this project. I hope to continue with this project and showcase the fun story and culture!

All of this, art/story/ect, IS filed for copywrite, so please don’t think about taking any of this as I will be able to take legal action. Sad that I have to point this out but, yay, internet. 

[starcre8tor]

This looks amazing!!! Im really inspired by the energy and feel out of this! Good luck on the TV development, we’re all routing for you!

[corgi-in-a-holisticbox]

Call me pup! I’m 15 and genderfluid(using they/them pronouns) I’m not currently working on anything in the fandom (I mean I have fics that arent complete but writing is hard y'all!) Dirk gently has been a great show (max can choke tho) and a great time. Imma miss it but cherish the time spent with it and continue enjoying the fandom as long as I can. In the past year it's been a big journey for me. I've grown a lot as a person and come to terms with my trauma a lot. I was sexually assaulted at twelve by a girl four years older than me. And I'm less afraid to talk about that with people now. I'm better at articulating and dghda has sort of been there along the way. I related to todd's fear of telling the truth. His instinct to lie. I related to farah's need to understand and have a handle on things. I related to dirk's fear of being alone because of who and what he was. I related to a amanda's anxieties, and her need to rebel over them. All the charactes were so relatable to me in a time when I kinda needed that. To know that I can be weird and neurotic and afraid and still be loved and find my home and my family. @timeetod specifically, you've been such a change in my life and you're my best friend. Comically and cosmically drawn together by coincidence, fate, and a bit of luck. And watsky and doctor who and muh much more.

[dastardlydorito]

“All I ever wanted was a friend. To have someone who believed in me.” “And now you have one. More than one.” P.S. !!!SAVE DIRK GENTLY!!! bonus:

[holistic-cinnamon-roll]

“This man, Toad”

[cuchabra]

Look up to outer vastness unafraid And see the stars which sang when earth was made.

- “Stars”, M Pickthall

[ghostpajamas]

blackbird, blackbird gotta be on my way

where there’s sunshine galore