Whätever

18 | Cali | Aries

[meanplastic]

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

????????????????????????????? oh my god???

[grace--upon--grace]

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right.

Unknown (via grace–upon–grace)

[millstoney]

Normality is the easiest path, but it is the path where no flowers grow

(via millstoney)

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

[introvincent-deactivated2019041]

Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

[angelmutual]

i dont think ive ever shut up in my entire life

[becca-archive]

HAVE Y’ALL SEEN THIS SHIT ON TWITTER I’M LITERALLY DECEASED (her twitter)

Bonus:

[just-shower-thoughts]

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[purplebuddhaproject]

[vogue-club]

[inspodior]

I N S P O D I O R

[vibrantis]

q’d

[perksofbeingafanboy]

drive // halsey

[selectables]

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Rudy F.  (via nitrogen)

[daveocean]

[kehlanifenty]

[just90s]

James Franco

[difficult]

You can’t just touch my soul and leave.

i think too much (via difficult)

[prettysimpletattoos]

by Rebecca Vincent

[wordsnquotes]

Second chances are not the same as forgiveness.

Erin Bowman, Taken  (via wordsnquotes)