Gilmore Girls Starters - Season Two
Boy, they keep making that ketchup slower and slower, huh?
If the house was burning down, what would you save first, the cake or me?
There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous cream pies you can just smash in someone’s face, but this is definitely one of them.
I mean, you did get pregnant at sixteen! That doesn’t show the greatest decision making skills, now does it?
You’re really gonna just stand there and watch me eating a danish?
See; now only a lady can gracefully walk around a room with a book on her head while eating Kung pow chicken.
Do you think you’ll be single your entire life?
You SO need to shut up now.
Well, having company is about making sacrifices.
are you being attacked by your possessions again?
Great! Then we can hold hands and skip afterwards.
Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response.
You’re muttering under your breath. Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me.
And I certainly don’t eat at bars. Hookers eat at bars.
God, you’re no fun when you’re tense!
Okay, that’s a good idea. But, if we went with that, we’d actually have to build a robot.
Every baseball on campus seems to have disappeared.
I hate crossword puzzles. They make me feel stupid.
You’re crude and unprofessional.
Huh. You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world.
Oy with the poodles already.
‘Cause I’m so damn lonely not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore.
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