[preventive]

[kyleehenke]

OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD

[cornlakes]

Conversation I overheard while waiting in line for ice cream today:

Guy 1: Oh come on you know how it works in my family bro...

Guy 2: You had my dick in your mouth less than 20 minutes ago so don't you dare bro me Henry.

[themintyone]

Numerous studies indicate that hydrokinetic powers aren’t necessary to sufficiently make it rain.

[themintyone]

If u guys get this to 1000 notes I’d be rlly happy and may or may not do something along the lines of print out multiple copies of it and scatter them throughout the art room at my school. Idk I’m open to suggestion

[eunnieboo]

♪ oh, i wanna dance with somebody ♫

[queerist]

[retroanimu]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

“you’re an adult now”

[smoothierox]

“you need to choose a career”

[kingkitsu-deactivated20170703]

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

[cornlakes]

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies

[cornlakes]

School:We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up

Student: I got bullied.

School: The fuck do you want us to do about it?

[nialllhoran]

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

[loliconprince-deactivated201812]

making ppl u hate mad is almost erotic

[meanplastic]

[sappling]

don’t let tumblr fool you into thinking anime is cool

[ringingallover]

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

[1-toaster-1]

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

[ringingallover]

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

[fdjsilnfdlsbfhlsdbfhksljdfbhjsd]

keep your eyes peeled