CAPITALISM AT ITS FINEST

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WORK TIP #1594

THAT SQUIRMING IS THE MEAT! REMEMBER HOW IT FEELS. IT'S ROTTING.

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WORK TIP #1593

IT'S SHIFTING! DO YOU FEEL IT? THAT FEELING DEEP INSIDE?

GRAB IT AND RIP IT OUT!

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Welcome to the company, Employee #A-52!

Name: Baule Fon d’Lear 

Pronouns: All 

Blood type: AB 

Do you agree to our terms and conditions?: Yes. 

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RESUMING HIRING

Here in the company, we care about you as an individual person, and we’d love to have some information about you in order to get to know your character before you’re hired. 

Please do your absolute best to fill out this application with utmost honesty!

10 spots within the company are open!

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name &&  --

Pronouns &&  --

Blood Type &&  --

This is for us to get in touch with you, through Discord of course. Our IT and Tech Support team are the best in the trade, and everything group-wise is done through that app. If you must, please make a business Discord in order to do this.

Contact Information && --

QUESTIONNAIRE

Why should we choose you for the job? &&  --

Did someone recommend you to the applicant position? &&  --

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  --

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && --

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WORK TIP #1592

THE COMFORTS OF HOME ARE CLOSER THAN EVER! 

HAVE YOU TRIED LIGHTING A CANDLE SINCE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT?

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Welcome to the company, #A-051!

Name &&  – Peter Bones

Pronouns &&  – He/him

Blood Type &&  – O+

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  – Yes

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – Yes

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hi! are these still active?

Yes. 

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Welcome to the company, #A-050!

Name &&  – Kit Crawford 

 Pronouns &&  – He/Him 

 Blood Type &&  – A- 

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  – Ya 

 Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – Ya

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Welcome to the company, #A-036!

Name && -- Esper Fasquelle

Pronouns && -- He/Him

Blood Type && -- AB

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  -- Yes.

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && -- Yes.

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Welcome to the company, #A-049!

Name-- Jasper 

 Pronouns-- he/him 

Blood Type -- O- 

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions?-- Sure 

 Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval?-- I guess.

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WORK TIP #1591

THE WOODS ARE SAFER WHEN YOU NAVIGATE THEM WITH A FRIEND!

DON’T GET LOST IN THE OFFICE ALONE, ALWAYS HAVE A BUDDY!

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Welcome back to the company, #?-011!

Name &&  – Pepi Minette

Pronouns &&  –She/Her

Blood Type &&  – B-

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  – .. ..  ... ....  . ....  ... ...  ... ....  ... .....  ... .  . .....  . .  .... ...  . .....  .... ...  .... ....  ... ....  ... .....  . ....  ... ....  ... ...  .... ....  ... ..  . .  . ...  . .....  ... ..  . .....  . ....  ... ....  .. ....  .... ....

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – .... ....  .. ...  .. ....  .... ...  . ...  . .  ... ...  .... ....  . ..  . .....  .. ...  . .  ... .....  ... .....  . .....  ... ...  .. ....  ... ...  .. ..  . .  .. ..  . .  .. ....  ... ...  ... ...  ... ....  ... ...  ... ....  ... ...  ... ....

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Welcome to the company, #A-048!

Name &&  – Rúben Márquez Barrera

Pronouns &&  –he/him

Blood Type &&  – A+

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  – sure thing

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – yeah sure

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MEANS FOR CELEBRATION, CHEERS.

BE MERRY, APPLICANTS. WE’RE ALL TOGETHER NOW.

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Welcome to the company, #A-047!

Name &&  – Myles

Pronouns &&  – uhhh he/him I guess! Idc

Blood Type &&  – red? Lol.

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  – I can't even read that :]

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – sure!

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Welcome to the company, #A-046!

Name &&  – Jesse Ryder; the one and only~

Pronouns &&  – he/him

Blood Type &&  – none of your business!  

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? &&  - sure! Nice  code by the way :).

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – sure thing!

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Welcome to the company, #A-044!

Name && – Cameron Charms

Pronouns && – He/Him

Blood Type && – AB+

Do you agree to our Terms and Conditions? && – Yes.

Do you agree to be interviewed upon application approval? && – Yes.