Corporate Cronie #1

Goobledegook enthusiast, corporate slave and certified yapper in a perfect package 📦

[toothistired-deactivated2024092]

[corporatecrony]

Being poor really sucks because why am I at a restaurant and worried about paying $3 or water?? It's not even fancy water

I was invited to the restaurant I wouldn't have come otherwise this place is toooooo fancy 😭

[acoustic-guitar]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍓 ⋅ ☆

[daily-spooky]

[ichbringmichum1]

[corporatecrony]

Painted my nails red today because red is for

🎀💗Sluts💗 🎀

[ashstfu]

i want to live in the ghibli world sooo bad like you guys don’t even know. i would risk it ALL

[pancakey-haley]

🤷🏼‍♀️

Been a while since I did one

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[corporatecrony]

My mental state be like

shit but also art

[corporatecrony]

We still here mentally 💕

[corporatecrony]

The only thing getting me through these past few months has been myself staying delusionaly optimistic about everything! It really works lol

-Didn't get the promotion I wanted = that's okay, they're gonna give me something better later

-Didn't get the job I applied for = that's fine, I probably would have hated it anyways

- Slow and crippling feelings of never being able to save any money = oh nah shawty, live in the moment your time to save will come

- Close loved ones are slowly dying = everyone dies eventually, we need to know that and accept that it's one of the facts of life

In the face of adversity, I simply choose to say

" Nuh, uh ".

[corporatecrony]

This account will now be dedicated to be bitching about my "corporate" job 😍 Enjoy!

[cocaineheartz]

you’re sadly, crumbling

you are unfixable

[corporatecrony]

250 posts!

Sick

[corporatecrony]

Humor is definitely a great coping mechanism.

[goatsgomoo]

What's your favorite drink?

Water

Coffee

Tea

Vanilla Extract

Soda

Juice

Alcohol

Something Else

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[corporatecrony]

Oreos are bomb af when your high af