twink-seeking missile

hawk. 28 and she/they. attempted writer, chronic rpf enjoyer. follows/likes from catgirlcrime

[corpse--cattt]

welcome 🖤 🧸 you can call me hawk, cat, whatever you'd like

🧸 i like f1, nba and nfl

🧸 ask is open to anyone about anything (18+ only please !)

[corpse--cattt]

twitter hates the pato and lando content but im sitting here eating this shit up like a 5 star meal

[merclando]

can we talk about 2026 oscar because i need a moment

[oopslandiia]

[corpse--cattt]

kym illman is like deuxmoi to me idk how to explain it. he gets his information from the voices in his head. like what do you mean you are getting this information from HOTELS DOT COM KYM?

[pppuri]

and from your future fave teammate you’ve ever had, happy birthday :P

[norrisnymph]

show me your teeth (let me see your mean)

landoscar, 3.7k, rating: e.

Oscar is a vampire. Oscar, his championship rival, his teammate, with his annoyingly symmetrical face and his dry humor and his careful, boring composure, is a vampire who drinks blood out of sketchy unmarked bags in the back rooms of the paddock like a dirty little secret. And Lando, apparently, is the type of person who gets hard watching him do it.

archive of our own ⸻ archive – locked . 🔒

part one of two. started writing this for kinktober but life happened so you're getting it six months later 🧛 inspired by my deep love for oscar's teeth, enjoy vampire!oscar and lando being psychotic levels of horny about him

[corpse--cattt]

another week of everyone in the pitt having one foot out the door. flip a coin - one side its quit your job, the other side is jump off the building

[cotagrandprix]

"max verstappen is being silenced!!" then why am i always fucking hearing about it?

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[probablily]

all my perversions

16.8k, E, Shane/Ilya, sex tapes, voyeurism, under-negotiated kink, feminization

He watches the tape again over dinner. Listens to Rozanov moan inside a girl's pussy while he eats. By the time he finishes his last bite, Rozanov's inside her, her nails raking down his back, her mouth twisted open in pleasure, and Shane's hard in his pants. So, Shane puts his plate in the sink and goes back to his room. Starts the video over. —— A sex tape of Ilya with a girl leaks. Shane reacts normally.

READ ON AO3

[corpse--cattt]

newest episode of the pitt was so miserable and depressing. greatest show on tv it deserves every award and more

[corpse--cattt]

lewis hamilton hard launching kim kardashian now TWICE on days i have uni classes. he wants me to die in the middle of algebra

[magnificentbirb]

carlos and oscar in a polite little no-you-first stand-off before carlos waves him ahead

🎥 @/eightyoneper

[corpse--cattt]

LEWIS HAMILTON THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

[corpse--cattt]

happy birthday!! 🎉

thank you 🙏 😊

[corpse--cattt]

for my birthday i would like a lewis hamilton sprint win and pole position in the main race thank you