twink-seeking missile

hawk. 28 and she/they. attempted writer, chronic rpf enjoyer. follows/likes from catgirlcrime

[corpse--cattt]

welcome 🖤 🧸 you can call me hawk, cat, whatever you'd like

🧸 i like f1, nba and nfl

🧸 ask is open to anyone about anything (18+ only please !)

[ro4d-rge]

we might’ve lost our strongest warrior in the anti-golf crusade but it’s fine bc sometime in the next 3-6 months lando’s going to post on his insta stories a 5 seconds video of oscar hitting the ball with a 45 degree tilted caption critiquing his form and we’re all going to lose our minds over it. this could be huge for yaoi 📈📈📈

[corpse--cattt]

still thinking about when the steelers were talking about their new rookie qb like he is a laptop, saying that they had to 'reprogram' him and make him relearn everything he thought he knew about football

[chancellor-ake]

I could never wear any of those dumb “I hope both teams have fun” shirts because no I hope my team wins by 30 and the other team explodes on the field

[corpse--cattt]

just saw the shams tweet, im messaging everyone i know like paul revere

[corpse--cattt]

tiktok is trying to make me feel an emotion about when max asked gp during abu dhabi 25 if charles was catching up to lando and they are but it's not the emotion they want it to be

[wdclando]

lando “i’ve never been the little spoon” norris

[rpfofficial]

5 pm thought: he's gay lol

11 pm thought: unfortunately the sad but logical reality is that he is straight and just kind of a weird freak and also a misogynist but it's still beautiful how romantic his obsession with his best friend is and how its psychosexual nature haunts all his creative work

2 am thought: he's gay and he wants to fuck men and i know this for a fact. and also a misogynist

[corpse--cattt]

every other hour now it's 'max is retiring and going to (other motorsport)', 'max is going to (other team)', 'red bull cannot agree what they want to do with max', 'red bull is struggling to keep him', now we got 'max has been crashing with the macarena wing so the fia might get rid of it'. it's genuinely making me fall out of love with the sport how much he fucking WHINES

[schumigrace]

"if you've got an issue on your car and cant stay on track you shouldn't get a track limits penalty" actually I think if you have an issue on your car that means you can't stay on track then you shouldn't be fucking driving it at all

[corpse--cattt]

doctor said i have until next race weekend. the only thing that can save me is lh 107 and oscar p2 :/

[44purplesectorlewis]

if you're in line for LH8, stay the fuck in line!!!!

[corpse--cattt]

refuse to believe that landoscar using the same song for insta stories/posts on more than one occasion is a coincidence

[corpse--cattt]

okay well, since the 3 sites i use to watch races have been taken down i cannot watch the race today

[corpse--cattt]

can mv retire already im tired of him and his stupid team (rb and his own) spreading lies every week

[corpse--cattt]

throwback to the thursday night unc-bowl game between the bengals and steelers where they would randomly show joe burrow on the sidelines like dangling keys in front of a baby to keep you engaged because the game was so fucking boring

[corpse--cattt]

remember when lando went live on twitch during the brazil drivers parade and you couldnt hear a thing but the wind and could only see oscars thighs