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#my stuff #since my girlfriend left last week i am hback to paying rent alone until i graduate in may #and though i am working three days a week rent + groceries will put me in the red every month until i leave aus #so all proceeds will go towards me having money to buy grapes. Sometimes. inshallah #likes and reblogs appreciated

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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

#ahhhhhHHHH HAPPY PRIDEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #giys. we have to keep going #motherfucker #on that glorious note #8@@ i'll try to sleep now. and be normal about my life #because gay porn lord exists #we MUST persist

they call me shower mold

#my writing #my stuff #my guys i am having a bad bad bad time #judt the worst of all worst times #but at the very least my coping mechanisms are above average now because you know #i could be a smoker. my name could be jare #hared sorry #jared sorry #but instead here i am writing poems whicu is normal and okay #i am normal and okay #everyrhing is fine #happy pride to my low income queers and family trauma queers and especially my ongoing family trauma queers #it will simply never end. i will die carrying all of this. thats something to make peace with for sure #hashtag for sure

corpsentry

it's june which means poems

#morningrelobge

it's june which means poems

#im going to MACHETE tumblr because i drafted this whole post once already and tried to post it on the bus and it DISAPPEARED #not only did not post BUT DIDNT EVEN GO INTO DRAFTS!!! THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT?? what did i even say?#i keep trying to drink water from my bottle and then there's like nothing. farg man #my stuff #my writing #there is no poetry tag for my blog but what you can do is you can go to my poetry instatgram which is linked #it is lowkey a dead account. but that is okay. i think recently my work has been unconvincing #in large part because it is not about ROMANTIC LOVE or THE HOPE OF LIFE #two common themes of poetry. unfortunately lately i have been about FAMILIAL SADNESS #so then familial sadness poem lor. if you can see it in this one blink twice #i think there is meaning in many many kinds of writing though so here is mine #i was unbearably unwell. to be honets i have been unwell on and off for weeks now #they always say the period after graduation is the worst. and god is it no fun at all #but we'll be brave about it. and im gonna go refill my bottle #if you liked this you should tell me and we can hold hands #bye bye

ok friends i know i've been gone a good minute (considers that it has been too long to still be relevant) my dick is on fire (gets shy and goes back on topic) i am doing good rewriting the foundation of the zelink magical realism fic and i WILL finish it and it WILL see the light DO NOT BE AFRAID!!! (is afraid) IT WILL COME OUT!!!! (childbirth style) THE BEGINNING IS REWRITING... THE GROUND FIRMENS (new word that means to get firmer) THEY EMERGE.... MY CHILDREN......

#gelmo #im fucking insane

there's no way elmo is actually in fintech right??

now i can feel your disbelief in the double question marks anon. i feel the disappointment too. and i understand. elmo is a free electron. a buttsniffer esque vigilante entity. unfortunately the material conditions of our world are not very good. singapore's job market is dogshit like every job market and the fact that with a bachelors and masters i was unable to get a reasonable offer was kind of life removing as i was in the red every month working at tk maxx and doing my masters and paying rent in australia. then in comes my college friend. and what they're doing is a little slopslop rather than gemgem. but it is not fundamentally evil, which is better than working for mckinsey. and i'm doing design and copy which is not depression inducing, unlike bushiroad, which tried to pay me like 2.5k after two rounds of interviews in spite of my swagged out interpersonal skills and my busted cv

the long short of it is i had a very miserable 4 months of job searching and interviews and liaising with recruiters and at the end of it when i was offered this role it was infinitesimally better than anything one could hope to get in singapore if you're not the daughter of the ceo of marina bay sands. and as much as i'd like to drop everything and start a dance collective Right Now or finish my goddamn fic the unfortunate reality is my family lowk fucked and no one is gonna shoulder dat weight but me and singapore is famously not friendly to anyone except doctors and lawyers so you can imagine the kind of gaggle of clowns type situation that comes up every morning, like clockwork

anyway there's nothing noble about killing yourself for art and i tried to do that in sydney for a year and a few months and it made me deeply depressed in a way that i haven't been since junior college and that's when i realized that if you can't drop 17 dollars a month to go boulder or 20 for a dance class and if you're working and studying all the time and have no energy to draw or meet friends or write then you're actually never going to make it out alive. you may as well be dead. and i don't have a trust fund or a ceo daddy (my dad is lowk evil) so it's each dog for themself out here. i will put my bone down here and start barking. we can bark together even if you want. and we can start to make art. and later we can do it more, if things get better

#happy ro field any questions about work and art and life and how to achieve ur dreams and stay alive i feel q informed #replies #what i mean to say i suppose is this isn't a betrayal of my ideals it is the self respecting choice #job market is nasty in singapore country of NO MINIMUM WAGE #and i have student loans from the us government that i need to pay off. like 28k of them #so yeah tldr clown george is in a situation and will slowly crawl out #unfortunately the fintech is part of it but i just do the fun parts #even if they all think im a woman whatever it's classic singapore stuff #in australia at tkmaxx i was a man. go figure #we all die eventually so if someone offers you a job with flexible hours you go get it!!#the only other offer i got was for a 47 hour work week. 12-9 mon to thurs #and 9-8 on sunday. oh thays 46 hours . anyway #you get the idea #i would have likely died #and the next offer was the 2.5k usd. actuslly no the job description was 2.8-3.3k singapore dollars #and i was like. ma'am i spoke to the ceo . and then bushiroad said go fuck yourself #so it was really like not enjoyable but such is life when you have to fend for yourself #it's been humbling i will say as back in sg i share a room with my mom due to space constraints #theres judt enough space for two twin beds wirh mahbe 30 cm of space between them #and thats it rhats the whole room #not that i can say i miss having a living room as i lived in a withering granny flat in australia #but i do miss having a living room. these are my hashtag material conditions i suppose #not to get all drainey and explainy but it's funny to talk about at length #and then a bit sian up close. but whatever. going bouldering with some rando i met at the gym tmr #looking forward to that #also this wins for FUNNIEST ANON ASK IVE EVER GOTTEN so thank u anon #NOT OFFENDED . DELIGHTED REALLY.#i love to Explain myself. ohhhhhh yes

alive but i started my corporate fintech job two days ago and it's sucking my soul out of my soul and it doesn't like. i have little to complain about tbh. the pay is goated. BUT AHHH MY FICC MY FICC igts ok. its going to take a while before it comes out bc im going back through from chapter 1 and the first half is incredibly weak and i am having to do so much rewriting like entire scenes and the entirety of chapter 3 but ITS GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! YAHHH!!!!!!!!! hHHHHHHHHHHH

um. i think. the moment i finish even draft 1 of the final chatper. i will post chapter 1. i know this is taking long i know i hyped it up for so long but i cant let it rip without confidence that it is going in the right direction YEEEE YEEE

its fine. chapter here

#welmo

WAIT . you SHOULD KNOW!!! i am alived. just back in sh and finished my finals and NOW IN MALAYSIA for short trip but GOING BACK TOMORROW -and then the gf is LEAVING ME FOR JAPAN so thays right FIC TIME!!!! RAHHHHHHHH FIC TIME!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's not ver i haven't forgotten about her she lives in my brain LINKMLU AND ZELDAMOJ AND GANONMOU ARE ALWAYS WITH ME!!!! YOU WILL GEST TO SEE HER!!! BE NOT AFRIAD!!!! ok goodnight

#tmr we're going bouldering at 10 am before we checkout hotel at 1 pm so please look forward to that . so wait no. SO I HAVE TO SLEEP #COS ITS 1:30 AMMM AHHH but i just had horrible diarrhea #so m stomach.. she sings.... yayyy #but yes the fic lives on #im lowkey. going back theough the first half is incredibly weak and needs to be cleaned up and rewritten almost entirely so as to better #capture the characters . WHO I NOW KNOW #see this is why i can't post chapters as i write them abymore. i just can't do it man. waueg #anyway #see you sometime #soon though. soon #gelmo

leaving auatralia today. see you all on the other side friends

#it's been a god awful year. depressed most of it. poor the WHOLE time #but im glad i did it. you learn a bit more from every brutal fuckup so theu say #gelmo #tonight i find myself back in singapore #sigh..... SINGAPORE.... it's fine

corpsentry

hello beautiful friends. here it is. a classic elmo update. now i have not forgotten about The Fic. in fact the fic is now (aHEEMHEEMHEEM...)48 thousand words long. however as the fic has gotten longer so the days have gotten shorter so i am now leaving the continent of australia in two perfect days and am forced by the hand of god to do some motherfucking cleaning today -!; . and packing, or i shall never have anything again. it is with a heavy heart that i announce these sad puny things. but i also ask that you do not despair. the fic has overtaken my life. zelda and link and ganon have overtaken my life like a car in the fast lane. it will be finished. you will see it . it will be kind of goated. in the meantime, here are some choice previews from the recents, my faborite chapters

#every new chapter is lowkey my favorite chapter thougu. thsts how it is #welmo

komatsuyuko

backpack

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#this is everuthing to me #stories #art #poetry #god i love op's work. i have been following them for like 4 years now and every time i see their work #it makes me feel like a flower is blooming somewhere?? and the world is warm and good #it's about HOPE!!!!#ahhhhh #AHHHH #look at op's work look LOOK #support tjem!!!

lowkey it mever occurred to me to put vests with jeans feat. my hisoka type glowing knee dick

#what's my selfie tay again i forgor #selmo?????#boingus #boobs #idk dawg. kets just call it boobelmo #boobelmo

something really funny that happened the other night is i was writing a scene and halfway through i was like wait, they didn't ask for consent, do i need to do that (????), and the emotion was ANXIETY. FEAR because if my characters didn't do everything according to the textbook of unproblematic human relationships someone might get pissed off and then, well i wasn't actually sure what i was afraid of, but anyway i caught myself before the explicit verbal consent happened because it wouldn't make sense in the context of the story and there were many confounding factors. i went away from this draft to buy groceries and coming back it's still incredibly funny to read like what kind of logic was i operating on there.... i was so close to letting my little guys become tumblrinas NO they will be CLUMSY 25 YEAR OLDS because I AM ONE TOO!!! joke. i am 24. for now. and in this story i shall do all the things i want to, with as much flair for the dramatics as i can because we are!!! messy little creatures. ogghhhhhhhhhhh

anyway please look forward to this moment, and others

#welmo #THE HEART #coming up on another moment where im slamming on the butt of the MESSY MESSY MESSY button as much as i can yessss yesss get messy yessssss

we've just busted through chapter 8 and into high abstract territory of the vague fourth wall breaking variety. my favorite part of any inevitable story. oh my god THE HEART is now 34 thousand words long and growing. what ever shall we do. about to tackle a delicious part of this story. a kind of heavy and riveting (imo) part. i cannot wait to start sharing this with you all. it is itching, ITCHING in my bones. i cannot wait. i am so excited. here is a paragraph from chapter 8, the beginning of the end

#welmo #THE HEART #the heart: the fic #att his point. i have to keep wondering. will it be called THE HEART or will i call it something else?#but i cannot decide until i have finished writing it. that is my disease. always #rarely does a name precede the object. very occasionally yes. broadly no #we will see with this one #weve shifted into a new vibe and so i have built a new playlist as well. what is it calelda gain.. the chamber #more news on that soon #thank u for ur patience. i am literally like some insane creature that is raving and rambling to a grocery store #but when i post it... i mean after i do extreme heavy lift editing and clean everything up... then....#i think maybe u will understand. if u are open to tthat kind of thing. maybe so

heh . he he. heh.............

#zelink #welmo #THE HEART #i disappeared to meet 3 friends over 4 days it was very fun i am ready to gen z voice LOCK IN and LOAD OUT now. i am ready #finding new and innovative ways to write hornyness. oh . heh. heheh. heh. heh

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