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A: If you read B's story you'll realize how exciting the little things and life can be.

C: A's brain for example.

A: Yeah- What?!

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A: Would I lie to you? B: I dunno. A: I’ve never lied to you before. B: You haven’t had time.

#source: adventures in odyssey #201 Fair-Weather Fans #Derek #Isaac Morton #incorrect quotes #adventures in odyssey

A: Okay... here it is... chocolate gold.

B: It’s a little squashed.

A: I was practically running a marathon with it.

B: Yeah, and it's... it’s sweaty.

A: Yeah, salt adds flavor.

B: Well, there’s gravel in it.

A: I dropped it once! Or, maybe twice.

B: Oh, that explains the shoe print.

#source: adventures in odyssey #513 Do Or Diet #wooton basset #bernard walton #incorrect quotes #adventures in odyssey

A: You gotta wonder how The Flintstones did it.

B: Carter… they were just cartoons.

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Quotes from adventures in odyssey that I’ve used in sfag (typically unintentionally)

“is that a serious question?”

“I feel like I just sent Daniel to the lion’s den.”

“To borrow the colloquialism”

“me and my nosy nose”

“Gobbledygook” (I first heard that word used in an aio episode and it’s stuck with me ever since)

“Blackguard”

“Couch potatoes” (another phrase I first learned from aio)

not quite a quote but there’s a mention of the play “othello” being depressing and that’s also a reference to aio

“Oh, joy” AGAIN an expression I first heard in the show

“What a perfect ending to a perfect night”

“I’ve never felt like this before” (that’s a common phrase but it’s used in such a specific way in one episode and I can never unhear it)

“I guess they got more gruesome over the years?” (referencing the line “have kids gotten meaner over the years?”)

“Do I have a choice?” (same situation as “I’ve never felt like this before”)

every time I say the same thing in several different ways (example: “He’d imagined a one-time thing. One-and-done. Self-contained. Sui generis.”) I’m referencing Eugene Meltsner. just trust me.

I know there’s more I just currently can’t find/think of any

A: But you don't not know!

B: Yeah— I mean no, I don't not know, I guess...

A: So, if you don't not know, then you do know! And if you know that the answer isn't no, then you know that there's no way you can know I broke the window!

B: Huh?

A: No further questions!

#source: adventures in odyssey #467 Broken Window #adventures in odyssey #incorrect quotes

A: You really don't know any dirty jokes?

B: No.

A: Well, maybe you can make one up. Let me help you. Try to think of the three most disgusting things you've ever heard of.

B: What?

A: Okay, I got mine. You got yours?

B: No.

A: All right, I'll let you use mine. Number one...

B(interrupting): I don't wanna hear this.

A: You know, you're really not getting into the spirit of this. Maybe we need to smear some pimento cheese or something on your face. That'll get you thinking disgusting thoughts.

#source: adventures in odyssey #301: The Good the Bad and the Butch #Sam Johnson #Rusty Gordon #incorrect quotes #adventures in odyssey

A: Seatbelts

B: What?

A: Seatbelts!

B: we’re not going anywhere

A: I know but it's a good habit

#source: adventures in odyssey #596 Cover of Darkness #eugene meltsner #Leonard meltsner #adventures in odyssey #incorrect quotes

A: Ah. You’re one of those guys who thinks being rudely terse is an endearing quality.

B: Am I wrong?

A: I’ll be right back.

#source: adventures in odyssey #863: The Green Ring Conspiracy part 5 #don polehaus #incorrect quotes #adventures in odyssey

A: Do you have a receipt for those socks?