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Yeezy taught him well.

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o baby baby baby o baby baby baby o baby baby baby o

Johann Sebastian Bach 

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I ate the shit out of some cake and thought about my childhood, someone better write a fucking book about it.

Johann Sebastian Bach 

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Did you know I had twenty kids? Yea well, I did.

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I would like to enquire, that my supremacy is held through--and only through--the size of my peen. About eight inches. It is with the greatest sympathy that I look upon you.

Johann Sebastian Bach

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Paper used to be yellower before my existence; when I used to write my pieces, I would always make sure to cum on them for good luck.

Johann Sebastian Bach

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I spoke to Glenn once: we had tea. I then grazed his asshole with my unicorn, and passed on my prowess to him--proclaiming: "Thou Shalt Now Be My Successor!" My soul reached transcendent heights, and thusly Zarathustra spoke: "God is Dead!" Glenn knelt down and shouted: "My Asshole Bleeds For You, My Lord!" He now must hum when he plays.

Johann Sebastian Bach

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I fuck bitches and get currency.

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I read Moby-Dick once. I got so bored in the middle that I listened to Mozart...it was that bad.

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Tetris, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Te-Tris: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of two steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Te. Tris. She was Te, plain Te, in the morning, standing four blocks four in one stand. She was Tetri in L's. She was nerdy at the arcade. She was Тетрис on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Tetris.

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So I hear people be fucking to my fugues and shit, either let me join or knock it the fuck off.

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Beethoven is such a sell out. Way too mainstream--did you hear ode to joy? Jeez what shit.

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Acting all posh, like "Oh dear gosh."

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LOL unfortunately I like poop in my mouth, so two girls on cup actually is one of my favorite porno's, sorry mom.

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My presence is a present, kiss my ass

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Anal sex was the main inspiration for my Prelude in C minor, HATAS GONNA HATE!

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That blonde chick in One Direction is so fucking hot, jesus!

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Patrick Stickles makes me want to masturbate to civil war era porn clips. aw yaea

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