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dxssolved-nxtion:
โWell, if youโd like to hear it anyway, Iโll do my best. Tillykke med fรธdselsdagen, for Danish. Grattis pรฅ fรถdelsedagen, for Swedish.โ Both of those probably didnโt sound too good and the pronunciation mightโve been a bit off, but as long as Madd was happy, he didnโt mind in the slightest.
Watching her take the gift and open it, a smile quickly appeared. So he had picked the right gift. In all honesty, itโd taken him quite a while to decide on what would be a perfect gift for her. He knew that she was an outdoorsy person and loved animals, so heโd settled on a simple necklace.
Once she wrapped an arm around him, he returned it by wrapping his own free arm around her. He couldnโt help but blush a little as she kissed his cheek, but the smile remained on his face. โHappy you liked it, and I love you, too.โ
ย ย ย ย ย A soft laugh left Maddโs lips. โYeah, it really does sound better when you say it.โ She may be biased, but hey, did that really matter right now? No, it did not, not as much as he did.ย
ย ย ย ย ย Simplicity was something she liked, something nice and simple sheโd received. There was no way she could get any happier than she felt now, with him and the gift--
ย ย ย ย ย Wait, nevermind.
ย ย ย ย ย Gods, why did he have to be so damn cute?!ย โYโknow, I was thinkinโ of maybe going for a walk in the woods to celebrate, maybe go for a drink instead if need. Think ya might wanna join me?โ
dxssolved-nxtion:
โWell, I do know a lot of languages. Might be a bit rusty if I try to say it in Swedish or Danish, though,โ he said with a small laugh, shrugging. โYouโre welcome, though. I knew I couldnโt miss coming over here, with it being your birthday. I got you something, too. I hope you like it.โ He then held out the small gift bag to her, its contents consisting of a box that held a necklace with a silver eagle wings pendant.
ย ย ย ย ย ย โI can promise you itโll sound just fine to me. Better, even.โ Granted, Madd didnโt know an ounce of Danish and Swedish wasnโt exactly her best language (then again, it wasnโt like sheโd had much of an opportunity to practice it, she and Sweden hadnโt really talked in awhile and she didnโt know anyone else who spoke it), but she meant it nevertheless. Her eyes widened a little as she reached for the gift.
ย ย ย ย ย Upon opening and seeing it, it took every ounce of will she had to not hug him tight, she didnโt want to hurt him or damage the guitar with her strength, after all. Instead, she let out a soft exhale, grinned, and moved to wrap an arm around him. Pressing a kiss to his cheek, she murmured,ย โI love you so much.โ
โI bought you a little something for your birthday.โ {dxssolved-nxtion. He most likely got her some of the Audubon plush birds where if you press a button on them, they actually make the bird's sound. They're pretty cute~}
๐ Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion ๐
ย ย ย ย ย ย โReally?!โ It wasnโt often for her to display emotion this much, but gods, did he make her heart swell with so much happiness, it was hard to hold back.ย โAw, Gilโฆ!โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย โItโs my birthday today, holy fuโโ
Oh, heโs been waiting for this day. Heโs just gonna walk up to her, with a gift in one hand and his acoustic guitar in the other.ย โSoโฆ apparently, itโs mon angeโs birthday today.โ With his French hopefully not sounding too bad, he adds,ย โJoyeux anniversaire. Or if youโd like to hear it in German,ย Alles Gute zum Geburtstag.โ
ย ย ย ย ย โGil!โ A rare broad smile spread upon her lips, in seeing him, the gift, and his guitar. Mostly him, gods, definitely him the most over anything and everything else. โYou could say it in any language you know, and I would love it--love you--all the same.โ She turned to face him fully, reaching out to gently touch his cheek. โThanks."
ย ย ย ย ย ย โItโs my birthday today, holy fuโโ
โI know itโs crazy, what do you want to do for it?โ
ย ย ย ย ย ย โThe usual for a day like this: Drink. Got nothinโ else to do.โ
Birthday roleplay starters! ๐๐
Itโs my muses special day! Help them celebrate (or not) by sending one of the following for my museโs reaction
โHow old are you now. Like, 12?โ
โHow old are you now. At least 40, right?โ
โHow about some Birthday sex?โ
โI made you a cake!โ
โBirthday celebrations! Letโs get drunk!โ
โI bought you a little something for your birthday.โ (Please specify gift)
โSURPRISE!โ (Specify surprise)
โNow, I know you said you didnโt want a party, butโฆโ
โOh. Itโs your birthday? Yeah โฆ I forgot.โ
โDo I get to kiss the birthday boy/girl?โ
โI really donโt care if itโs your Birthday.โ
Ok but this lumberjack cake looks so good. (Source)
This is so Canadian itโs ridiculous
ย ย ย ย ย ย โItโs my birthday today, holy fu--โ
I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know youโre there, and give them space and theyโll usually just go away.ย
In Finland on the other hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA
Lmao Finland Man ainโt taking shit from bears.
PERRrrRrrRrKELE
((Two kinds of people))
Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout
a hero
what in the hell
Aestheticย
Is this legal??
I meanโฆ idk about you but Iโm fairly convinced hockey doesnโt really have rules, just a loose set of guidelines
Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters
"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."
"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."
"Hang on, I got you."
"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."
"We should get that looked at."
"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"
"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"
"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."
"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."
"Oooooo. That looks painful."
"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"
"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"
"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"
"You stopped breathing."
"Oh look, it's alive."
"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."
"Arms shouldn't move like that..."
"What happened to your leg?!"
"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"
"Here's some ice."
"You're welcome, by the way."
"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"
"Yeesh, you look like shit."
"Wait, you were mugged?!"
"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"
"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."
"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."
"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."
"We thought you were dead!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"
"Can you walk on your own?"
"You're getting blood on my clothes!"
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
three cheers for sweet revenge asksย ๐
helenaย โ do you want to be buried or cremated when you die?
giveย โem hell, kid โ what are your biggest fears?
to the end โ do you ever want to get married?
you know what they do to guys like us in prison โ have you ever been arrested?
iโm not okay (i promise) โ have you ever cheated on a significant other?
the ghost of you โ are you afraid of death?
the jetset life is gonna kill you โ would you give it all up for someone you love?
interlude โ do you believe in god, angels, and hell?
thank you for the venom โ have you ever wanted to kill someone?
hangย โem high โ would you die for someone you care about?
itโs not a fashion statement, itโs a fucking death wish โ do you hold a grudge or let things go?
cemetery drive โ have you ever hung out in a cemetery?
i never told you what i do for a living โ do you pray?
bury me in black โ have you ever set fires just for fun?
Polyamory > Love Triangles
ย ย ย ย ย ย โDo I regret the reason I am under house arrest? No. Am I probably going to go outside anyways? Yeah, Iโm Canada, I should be able to fuckinโ go out and shit...but I hate the outside. Iโm in the city, not my actual house. I need a drink.โ
โLetโs talk about moving in together.โ {dxssolved-nxtion.}
๐ Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion ๐
ย ย ย ย ย ย โโฆโ
ย ย ย ย ย ย โIโm sorryโฆGil, did I hear ya right?โ
And thus, the slowly-gained confidence about asking that question had vanished. He slowly bit his lower lip as he avoided her gaze, wracking his brain for a decent enough response. Maybe it just wasnโt a good time to ask or maybe heโd said it too suddenly?ย
The Prussian ultimately looked back at her, giving a small nod in confirmation.ย โY-Yes, you heard me right. Sorry if it wasnโt a good time to ask such a thing, but Iโveย been thinking about it recently.โ His voice was just loud enough to be heard as he stood with his arms crossed.ย โCouldnโt help but ask, you know?โ
ย ย ย ย ย She wasnโt about to lie--the question had stunned, scared, and delighted her all at once. She adored him with everything she had, he was one of the few she could say that about. From the moment she became aware of the feelings she held upย โtil now,she was willing to do anything for him. But this...a change like this, she didnโt know if she should be apprehensive or delighted.
ย ย ย ย ย For once, she had no clue what to feel.
ย ย ย ย ย ย โNo, itโs fine, Gil, I just...โ She rubbed the back of her neck, fingers drumming gently against her leg as she tried to find the right words.ย โYou caught me by surprise, sโall. It does sound like a nice idea though-โ
โLetโs talk about moving in together.โ {dxssolved-nxtion.}
๐ Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion ๐
ย ย ย ย ย ย โโฆโ
ย ย ย ย ย ย โIโm sorryโฆGil, did I hear ya right?โ