L’appel du Vide

"Oh great, visitors. What get tired of America or dija take a wrong turn? Whatever, as long as you don't cause too much trouble, I don't care what you do. The name's Madd Williams, call me 'Madeleine' or crack a 'who' joke at me and you're dead." 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 An indie rp/ask blog for 2p Nyo!Canada. Much obliged if you'd read the Rules and About before interacting. Art/Images not mine unless specified. {m!a: None}

[thehurryandharm-deactivated2022]

[vergangenheit-nostalgisch-m]

@corrupted-maple-leaf

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

dxssolved-nxtion:

“Well, if you’d like to hear it anyway, I’ll do my best. Tillykke med fødselsdagen, for Danish. Grattis på födelsedagen, for Swedish.” Both of those probably didn’t sound too good and the pronunciation might’ve been a bit off, but as long as Madd was happy, he didn’t mind in the slightest.

Watching her take the gift and open it, a smile quickly appeared. So he had picked the right gift. In all honesty, it’d taken him quite a while to decide on what would be a perfect gift for her. He knew that she was an outdoorsy person and loved animals, so he’d settled on a simple necklace.

Once she wrapped an arm around him, he returned it by wrapping his own free arm around her. He couldn’t help but blush a little as she kissed his cheek, but the smile remained on his face. “Happy you liked it, and I love you, too.”

          A soft laugh left Madd’s lips. “Yeah, it really does sound better when you say it.” She may be biased, but hey, did that really matter right now? No, it did not, not as much as he did. 

          Simplicity was something she liked, something nice and simple she’d received. There was no way she could get any happier than she felt now, with him and the gift--

          Wait, nevermind.

          Gods, why did he have to be so damn cute?! “Y’know, I was thinkin’ of maybe going for a walk in the woods to celebrate, maybe go for a drink instead if need. Think ya might wanna join me?”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

dxssolved-nxtion:

“Well, I do know a lot of languages. Might be a bit rusty if I try to say it in Swedish or Danish, though,” he said with a small laugh, shrugging. “You’re welcome, though. I knew I couldn’t miss coming over here, with it being your birthday. I got you something, too. I hope you like it.” He then held out the small gift bag to her, its contents consisting of a box that held a necklace with a silver eagle wings pendant.

          “I can promise you it’ll sound just fine to me. Better, even.” Granted, Madd didn’t know an ounce of Danish and Swedish wasn’t exactly her best language (then again, it wasn’t like she’d had much of an opportunity to practice it, she and Sweden hadn’t really talked in awhile and she didn’t know anyone else who spoke it), but she meant it nevertheless. Her eyes widened a little as she reached for the gift.

          Upon opening and seeing it, it took every ounce of will she had to not hug him tight, she didn’t want to hurt him or damage the guitar with her strength, after all. Instead, she let out a soft exhale, grinned, and moved to wrap an arm around him. Pressing a kiss to his cheek, she murmured, “I love you so much.”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

“I bought you a little something for your birthday.” {dxssolved-nxtion. He most likely got her some of the Audubon plush birds where if you press a button on them, they actually make the bird's sound. They're pretty cute~}

🍁 Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion 🍁

          “Really?!” It wasn’t often for her to display emotion this much, but gods, did he make her heart swell with so much happiness, it was hard to hold back. “Aw, Gil…!”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “It’s my birthday today, holy fu–”

[dxssolved-nxtion-a]

Oh, he’s been waiting for this day. He’s just gonna walk up to her, with a gift in one hand and his acoustic guitar in the other. “So… apparently, it’s mon ange’s birthday today.” With his French hopefully not sounding too bad, he adds, “Joyeux anniversaire. Or if you’d like to hear it in German, Alles Gute zum Geburtstag.”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “Gil!” A rare broad smile spread upon her lips, in seeing him, the gift, and his guitar. Mostly him, gods, definitely him the most over anything and everything else. “You could say it in any language you know, and I would love it--love you--all the same.” She turned to face him fully, reaching out to gently touch his cheek. “Thanks."

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “It’s my birthday today, holy fu–”

[the-underground-lifestyle]

“I know it’s crazy, what do you want to do for it?”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “The usual for a day like this: Drink. Got nothin’ else to do.”

[cremisixs]

Birthday roleplay starters! 🎂🎁

It’s my muses special day! Help them celebrate (or not) by sending one of the following for my muse’s reaction

“How old are you now. Like, 12?”

“How old are you now. At least 40, right?”

“How about some Birthday sex?”

“I made you a cake!”

“Birthday celebrations! Let’s get drunk!”

“I bought you a little something for your birthday.” (Please specify gift)

“SURPRISE!” (Specify surprise)

“Now, I know you said you didn’t want a party, but…”

“Oh. It’s your birthday? Yeah … I forgot.”

“Do I get to kiss the birthday boy/girl?”

“I really don’t care if it’s your Birthday.”

[sixpenceee]

Ok but this lumberjack cake looks so good. (Source)

[haerel-vallen-deactivated201804]

This is so Canadian it’s ridiculous

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “It’s my birthday today, holy fu--”

[bible-of-fun]

[wolverinequeen]

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

[ethanredotter]

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

[wolverinequeen]

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

[official-sachsen-anhalt]

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

[ask-finny]

((Two kinds of people))

[hodlmyvodka]

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

[bnprime]

a hero

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what in the hell

[danthemedicman]

Aesthetic 

[neurodivergent-crow]

Is this legal??

[squided]

I mean… idk about you but I’m fairly convinced hockey doesn’t really have rules, just a loose set of guidelines

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters

"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."

"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."

"Hang on, I got you."

"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."

"We should get that looked at."

"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"

"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"

"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."

"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."

"Oooooo. That looks painful."

"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"

"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"

"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"

"You stopped breathing."

"Oh look, it's alive."

"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."

"Arms shouldn't move like that..."

"What happened to your leg?!"

"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"

"Here's some ice."

"You're welcome, by the way."

"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"

"Yeesh, you look like shit."

"Wait, you were mugged?!"

"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"

"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."

"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."

"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."

"We thought you were dead!"

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"

"Can you walk on your own?"

"You're getting blood on my clothes!"

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

[inbox-bait]

three cheers for sweet revenge asks 💀

helena — do you want to be buried or cremated when you die?

give ‘em hell, kid — what are your biggest fears?

to the end — do you ever want to get married?

you know what they do to guys like us in prison — have you ever been arrested?

i’m not okay (i promise) — have you ever cheated on a significant other?

the ghost of you — are you afraid of death?

the jetset life is gonna kill you — would you give it all up for someone you love?

interlude — do you believe in god, angels, and hell?

thank you for the venom — have you ever wanted to kill someone?

hang ‘em high — would you die for someone you care about?

it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a fucking death wish — do you hold a grudge or let things go?

cemetery drive — have you ever hung out in a cemetery?

i never told you what i do for a living — do you pray?

bury me in black — have you ever set fires just for fun?

[spideromanoff-archive]

Polyamory > Love Triangles

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          “Do I regret the reason I am under house arrest? No. Am I probably going to go outside anyways? Yeah, I’m Canada, I should be able to fuckin’ go out and shit...but I hate the outside. I’m in the city, not my actual house. I need a drink.”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

“Let’s talk about moving in together.” {dxssolved-nxtion.}

🍁 Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion 🍁

           “…”

          “I’m sorry…Gil, did I hear ya right?”

[dxssolved-nxtion-a]

And thus, the slowly-gained confidence about asking that question had vanished. He slowly bit his lower lip as he avoided her gaze, wracking his brain for a decent enough response. Maybe it just wasn’t a good time to ask or maybe he’d said it too suddenly? 

The Prussian ultimately looked back at her, giving a small nod in confirmation. “Y-Yes, you heard me right. Sorry if it wasn’t a good time to ask such a thing, but I’ve been thinking about it recently.” His voice was just loud enough to be heard as he stood with his arms crossed. “Couldn’t help but ask, you know?”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

          She wasn’t about to lie--the question had stunned, scared, and delighted her all at once. She adored him with everything she had, he was one of the few she could say that about. From the moment she became aware of the feelings she held up ‘til now,she was willing to do anything for him. But this...a change like this, she didn’t know if she should be apprehensive or delighted.

          For once, she had no clue what to feel.

          “No, it’s fine, Gil, I just...” She rubbed the back of her neck, fingers drumming gently against her leg as she tried to find the right words. “You caught me by surprise, s’all. It does sound like a nice idea though-”

[corrupted-maple-leaf]

“Let’s talk about moving in together.” {dxssolved-nxtion.}

🍁 Meme || @dxssolved-nxtion 🍁

           “…”

          “I’m sorry…Gil, did I hear ya right?”