“Everybody Wants to Be a Cat” (cover) from The Aristocats
Sung by Psapp. A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune. Several musical genres thrown in.

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“Everybody Wants to Be a Cat” (cover) from The Aristocats
Sung by Psapp. A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune. Several musical genres thrown in.
And on the flipside, you'll never be able to stay dead should someone kill you. That's a plus for you and a minus for them, but hey, that's the way the flow works.
No. I refuse to be a decent human being, I'm just going to sit in the basement and fix that window and pray none of the children kill eachother while I'm gone or whatever.
I don't know. I just don't know.
Eh. True. Whatever.
Oh my god you are just pitiful. Those kids are fucking brutal.
Pats your face. You tried so hard.
Meh. Never used to care for 'em but it gets bad if there aren't any kids for the kaibutsu to snack on and uh... I'm not too keen on the clean-up if they start to scrap. Christ no.
I tried. But I'm like the worlds worst babysitter I swear to god.
Well it's pretty dang good that you're not corrupted right now. Otherwise I'd probably be dead and then the respawning would take place and that's just a pain in the god damn neck.
Well yeah but I'm a hermit guy who lives in the basement of the school. All I have to go off are children that occasional throw things at eachother and die.
WELL NO BUT. THIS IS KIND OF AN ECOSYSTEM? MAYBE. Not really but you get it.
Pretty much.
It’s kind of annoying I’ll never have the satisfaction of killing someone and them staying dead.
Eh. True. Sounds like a personal problem though. Try harder, Smile. Be more socially aware. Or something. I don’t even know.
It’s not. What are you even talking about.
And on the flipside, you'll never be able to stay dead should someone kill you. That's a plus for you and a minus for them, but hey, that's the way the flow works.
No. I refuse to be a decent human being, I'm just going to sit in the basement and fix that window and pray none of the children kill eachother while I'm gone or whatever.
I don't know. I just don't know.
No. Just... No.
YEAH CORRUPT, PASSIVE, THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE IN TERMS OF BEHAVIOUR. ONE IS JUST A LITTLE MORE... UH. MELTY-FACED THAN THE OTHER.
No I don't know how badly it messes with reproductive organs.
Why would I.
AND YEAH I GUESS YOU HAVE A POINT BUT BREEDING IS NATURAL?
Okay I agree with you there.
OKAY FOR THE MOST PART THERE REALLY ISN’T BUT IN SOME CASES THERE IS? LIKE WITH ME. IF I WAS CORRUPT RIGHT NOW I WOULD HAVE FUCKING MAULED YOU.
I don’t know??? You’re in the flow. You’re around Rust constantly. Become more aware.
WE ARE SCRIPTS IN A PROGRAM MADE FOR A REALLY SICK GIRL. THAT’S NOT EXACTLY NATURAL.
Well, obviously.
Well it's pretty dang good that you're not corrupted right now. Otherwise I'd probably be dead and then the respawning would take place and that's just a pain in the god damn neck.
Well yeah but I'm a hermit guy who lives in the basement of the school. All I have to go off are children that occasional throw things at eachother and die.
WELL NO BUT. THIS IS KIND OF AN ECOSYSTEM? MAYBE. Not really but you get it.
Don't you patronise me.
YOU DO.
I MEAN HEY KAIBUTSUS ARE LIKE... KINDA LIKE DOGS? MAYBE YOU'VE GOT ANIMAL-LIKE INSTINCTS.
DO KAIBUTSUS EVEN BREED?
DO THEY???
Do they.
I’m going to patronize you all I want.
NO I DON’T???
OH MY GOD NO WE AREN’T. CORRUPT KAIBUTSU MAYBE. BUT PASSIVE KAIBUTSU ARE JUST??? ANGRY CANNIBALS.
OH my god Smile.
Do you have any idea how badly Rust fucks up your reproductive organs.
It’S REALLY BAD.
AND WE AREN’T EVEN REAL PEOPLE.
WHY WOULD WE BREED.
IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAVE TO KEEP UP THE POPULATION. EVERYONE RESPAWNS.
Besides. The less kaibutsu the better.
No. Just... No.
YEAH CORRUPT, PASSIVE, THERE ISN'T MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE IN TERMS OF BEHAVIOUR. ONE IS JUST A LITTLE MORE... UH. MELTY-FACED THAN THE OTHER.
No I don't know how badly it messes with reproductive organs.
Why would I.
AND YEAH I GUESS YOU HAVE A POINT BUT BREEDING IS NATURAL?
Okay I agree with you there.
THROWS A BLOODY PIPE THROUGH A SCHOOL WINDOW AND RUNS
This happens so often I'm not even surprised any more.
I am not oh my God. NOT A BIG BABY I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I DON'T KNOW - MAYBE YOU'RE JUST WALKIN' ROUND THE FLOW, DOING YOUR KAIBUTSU BUSINESS WHEN YOU SEE IT HOPPIN' ON BY AND THING YEAH. YEAH I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT THING. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS OR WHERE IT CAME FROM, I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH IT AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME.
EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, MOIRA? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
Sure you will, buddy. You just keep on thinking that.
THAT’S.
???
WHAT THE HELL.
WHO THINKS LIKE THAT.
I’M NOT AN ANIMAL.
I’M NOT JUST GOING TO BE LIKE.
I WANNA FUCK THIS! AND THAT!!! I’M GONNA FUCK EVERYTHING.
I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
Don't you patronise me.
YOU DO.
I MEAN HEY KAIBUTSUS ARE LIKE... KINDA LIKE DOGS? MAYBE YOU'VE GOT ANIMAL-LIKE INSTINCTS.
DO KAIBUTSUS EVEN BREED?
DO THEY???
Do they.
I'M SLIGHTLY INSULTED, I MEAN I LEAVE THE SCHOOL SOMETIMES. NORMALLY OUT OF NECESSITY OR BEING LITERALLY DRAGGED AWAY, BUT WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I'M SCARED OF LEAVING WOW. RUDE.
WAIT NO I'M SURE PEOPLE HAVE A VAGUE IDEA OF WHAT A CHICKEN IS. IT'S GOT FEATHERS AND... STUFF.
DUDE.
THAT’S STILL NOT A LOT. MORE OFTEN THAN NOT YOU ARE AT THE SCHOOL.
Oh my god you totally are scared of leaving yoU BIG BABY.
WELL STILL.
HOW THE HELL WOULD I FUCK A CHICKEN IF YOU AREN’T EVEN 100% SURE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
I am not oh my God. NOT A BIG BABY I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I DON'T KNOW - MAYBE YOU'RE JUST WALKIN' ROUND THE FLOW, DOING YOUR KAIBUTSU BUSINESS WHEN YOU SEE IT HOPPIN' ON BY AND THING YEAH. YEAH I AM GOING TO FUCK THAT THING. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS OR WHERE IT CAME FROM, I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH IT AND NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME.
EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, MOIRA? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?
YOU SAID I HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS. WITH CATS.
COME ON, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SAY YOU FUCKED CHICKENS OR SOMETHING! IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
BUT NO ONE TOOK THAT SERIOUSLY. WHO WOULD. THERE IS A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE ANIMAL IN EACH FLOW, MOST OF THE KIDS ONLY KNOW OF ONE BY THE WAY, THAT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING MAZE. AND YOU ARE AT THE SCHOOL LIKE 24/7. WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT. I WOULDN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT. IT WAS A JOKE.
NO ONE WOULD HAVE BELIEVE THE CHICKEN THING EITHER. I BET THOSE KIDS HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN AN ACTUAL CHICKEN BEFORE. HELL. I HAVEN’T.
I'M SLIGHTLY INSULTED, I MEAN I LEAVE THE SCHOOL SOMETIMES. NORMALLY OUT OF NECESSITY OR BEING LITERALLY DRAGGED AWAY, BUT WHATEVER. NOT LIKE I'M SCARED OF LEAVING WOW. RUDE.
WAIT NO I'M SURE PEOPLE HAVE A VAGUE IDEA OF WHAT A CHICKEN IS. IT'S GOT FEATHERS AND... STUFF.
WHAT DID THEY DO. I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY.
WELL APPARENTLY THEY DID?
THEY WERE BEING WEIRD AND SAYING SHIT I MEAN I KILLED MOST OF THE ONES WHO WERE BUT STILL.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
I HAVE A FINE REPUTATION OF NOT BEING A SKANK MOST OF THE TIME AND YOU RUINED THAT I’M SO UPSET.
YOU SAID I HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS. WITH CATS.
COME ON, AT LEAST I DIDN'T SAY YOU FUCKED CHICKENS OR SOMETHING! IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE.
corrupted-school replied to your post: Smile this is me formally apologizing to you for…
I apologize for throwing cats at you and spreading a rumour around the school that you have STDs. We’re even. Sorry.
THAT’S WHY THEY WERE—
GOD DAMN IT SMILE.
WHAT DID THEY DO. I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D TAKE IT THAT SERIOUSLY.
Pssttttt, Smiley boy.
Oh no.
How. I mean they're part of the flow, that's not meant to happen.
I know that’s not supposed to happen.
Then what the hell went down to make everyone in your flow simultaneously disappear?
I didn’t do anything and I doubt they’re on vacation.
I doubt everyone suddenly died. How long have you been gone??
I don’t remember.
No trace of them at the Sugar Hole or anything? Footprints? Do a Sherlock Holmes, deduce their whereabouts or something.
Smile’s been missing for months and his Sister longer than that. Everyone just looks like they disappeared.
How. I mean they're part of the flow, that's not meant to happen.
I didn’t do anything and I doubt they’re on vacation.
I doubt everyone suddenly died. How long have you been gone??
I don’t remember.
No trace of them at the Sugar Hole or anything? Footprints? Do a Sherlock Holmes, deduce their whereabouts or something.