we were never meant to achieve victory

a fantroll hub blog for a corrupted / glitched session

[i-gwarth]

[old-songs]

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

continuants:

invisiblespork:

tognir-inainn:

You’re welcome

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[pause for peep]

IT PEEP WHEN IT SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[irakitminthy]

HEEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~

ANYONE WANT TO PLAY WITH MEEEE????

[corruptedabsolute]

HEY! THANKS FOR CALLING IN TO THE STATION WITH YOUR REQUEST! WHAT KIND OF PLAY ARE YOU THINKING OF? YEAH.

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send “Treasure Chest Opened! You Acquired _____” Along with an Item My Muse would obtain by opening a secrete treasure chest, Make it ANY item you want and see My Muse’s reaction to obtaining said Item.

[tosuke06]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Hey guys! So I’ve decided to open commissions seeing as since the only thing I can really do draw and stream. My prices start at $10 USD and are based off of how long it’ll take me to do the commission (by hour). You can find more information about some of the things I offer HERE.

Also be sure to read my Terms of Service before making any requests.

All payments are accepted via Paypal.

[tosuke06]

Hey guys, I really need commissions. Even just simple things. My bank account is horribly overdrafted, they keep tacking on more money, and I can’t get a job with mom needing someone home to help her cause she just had surgery, on top of me having bad knees and a bad back.

So please please please please, if you can, commission me. If you can’t, reblog this. If you want to help support me w/ money w/o a commission then hit up my ko-fi.

Every little bit helps.

Thank you.

[corruptedabsolute]

>Thief

You are Dronis Jafaar, and you LOVE being in the spotlight. So much so that while you were alive you built a backpack that is designed to boost sound rather than actually carry anything. What kind of sound? Specifically your voice, and music. Connected to your husk goggles via a secured bluetooth connection, you were able to manipulate the output of the pack however you wanted.

However since dying you no longer possess your backpack and that makes you rather sad. You’d love to have your pack back, but it had melted in the lava when you died. Although thankfully you since coming to the dream bubbles you now possess your old hive again, which means you have your kicking built-in sound system again. Meaning kick ass house parties all day every day. Yeah.

House parties that often annoyed the other ghosts, but you didn’t care. What would they do? Double kill you? Nah man. You’re good.

[corruptedabsolute]

> Exiled Knight

You are Silvio Piatek, the Knight of Space exiled from his session as part of a payment to pay in order to make a win condition for your game. Currently you are trapped on your world the Land of Descent and Frogs in a space that might as well be referred to as purgatory. There are strange things floating about the space surrounding your planet. Odd trinkets of old. Relics from the past. Icons of reality. Things you would not expect to find anywhere, much less in a realm outside of all realms.

Here, on your planet, you have discovered that time moves differently than time for everyone else. What could be a simple day for someone else could be perigees for you. What is a week could be sweeps. What you have also discovered, with the many sweeps that pass here for you, that only you are unaffected by the passage of time. You do not age. However this does not mean that you cannot die.

Everything around you ages and expired quickly. You’ve watched countless time and time again as your creations grow old and wither away. Here, you are like a mortal god trapped in this simple realm. Perhaps here merely to experiment.

Currently you are watching the civilization you created build a city. You are watching sentient AI, drones, interact with one another and get along harmoniously. You are observing clones of yourself, affected by this strange rate of time, direct and lead an economy that will one day prosper without them. However the feelings you feel as this goes on are not ones of amusement, but rather that of emptiness.

You are developing this planet, but to what end?

You know of a goal that you should strive to achieve, but for what purpose would it assist you.

That, you do not know.

[tosuke06]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Hey guys! So I’ve decided to open commissions seeing as since the only thing I can really do draw and stream. My prices start at $10 USD and are based off of how long it’ll take me to do the commission (by hour). You can find more information about some of the things I offer HERE.

Also be sure to read my Terms of Service before making any requests.

All payments are accepted via Paypal.

[tosuke06]

If anyone would like to help support me then please, reblog this. Thank you.

[tosuke06]

Hey everyone! If I could get a little help that would be fantastic! My bank account is horribly overdrawn right now and I don’t have a job due to my arthritis in my knees and complications I have with my back. As such any help I can get would be appreciated!

Don’t worry I’m not asking for donations or anything, all I’m asking for is something simple. 

Reblog this post. 

Help me get it out there that my commissions are open, and if you want to help me by commissioning me as an artist then by all means please hit up my IMs.

Thank you for your time.

[corruptedabsolute]

hey Zahrah! what do you do in your spare time?

I spend the majority of mine time searching the farthest ring for a dear friend of mine.

So I do not really possess the time to go about idle things.

Well.

I do and also do not.

[tosuke06]

COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!

Hey guys! So I’ve decided to open commissions seeing as since the only thing I can really do draw and stream. My prices start at $10 USD and are based off of how long it’ll take me to do the commission (by hour). You can find more information about some of the things I offer HERE.

Also be sure to read my Terms of Service before making any requests.

All payments are accepted via Paypal.

[tosuke06]

If anyone would like to help support me then please, reblog this. Thank you.

[corruptedabsolute]

sin blog for corruptedAbsolute, hosted by Dronis Jafaar

nsfw blog for the hub blog, hosted by the gossip queen himself, dronis jafaar.

[corruptedabsolute]

HEY! I’VE BEEN NOTICING SOMEONE REALLY LIKE TO GET THE DEETS ON SOME NAUGHTY NAUGHTY STUFF, BUT CAN WE STEP BACK AND TAKE A CHILL PILL? SOME OF OUR LOVELY DARLINGS AT A BIT UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ALL OF THE NAUGHT DEALING ON THE MAIN BLOG, YEAH.

[corruptedabsolute]

Hey dronis, what size is your peen?

HEY! WHY IT SITS AT A NICE PERFECT SEVENTEEN INCHES, YEAH.

[corruptedabsolute]

How many of you have had dirty dreams about rj by now? he seems to get alot of attention.

-> boo we dont exactly go Round adveRtisin to each otheR who we goin about popping dReam wigglies about

(( only two of the muses have ))

[corruptedabsolute]

how old are you dronis?

HEY! I AM EXACTLY ELEVEN SWEEPS THREE PERIGEES AND TWELVE NIGHTS OLD, YEAH.

[corruptedabsolute]

Are you a kinkster?

I bElIEvE It wOUld bE In EvEryOnE's bEst IntErEst On thIs blOg tO kEEp thAt InfOrmAtIOn tO thEIr sElvEs.

[userboxer]